Comments by 4got2wipe (page 10)

I thought ignore had been changed so now people you have on ignore can’t read your posts. If so, how can IceyLoco hijack a thread? All the OP has to do is ignore him! (Correct me if I’m wrong about ignore) Also, why isn’t there a separate rick discussion room? I think it would be brilliant if there was a publicly readable discussion room called ‘The Rick Room” where only the Ricks can post. Sort of like a press conference for the Council! How many people would like that one?

Also, BJ girl that falls asleep during the deed = not brilliant! :(

goldmongerATL’s brief story made me realize that he’s a consistent source of great crazy stories! I have always praised JohnSmith69, gawker, and rickdugan (all the rick’s really, though his are the most realistic) for their stories. But goldmongerATL puts out some really aces stuff too! ;)

Brilliant point RandomMember! I won’t offer any advice to gawker other than “please share whatever crazy story emerges when you pay her $200 for 30 min of dildo facetime!”

“Grandma.” The fruitcup connoisseur = one twisted guy! (No disrespect intended)

“Huh???” I guess we know what sound flagooner makes when he jacks off to pictures of Venus figurines! “Huh???” is kind of a weird o-word. My o-word is “brilliant!” ;)

Tell the truth flagooner! The truth = brilliant! By “stash” you actually mean collection of figurines: https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf That’s right folks! The Fruitcup Connoisseur is so old he used to jack off to Venus figurines. And I suspect he still does! ;)

No disrespect, but I don’t quite get your logic Call.Me.Ishmael. san_jose_guy never had any ability to force anybody to read his content. Other people still had access to ignore if they wanted to ignore san_jose_guy. Moreover, why do you assume san_jose_guy doesn’t have access to the VIP room? Regardless, I think san_jose_guy’s idea is brilliant! Maybe once a year everybody should give everybody else a chance to either earn a new ignore or forge a new readership!

I have more of a question: will people still be posting crazy stories in the front room. The number and quality of the crazy story posts was taking a nose dive. More crazy stories = MTBA! (Make TUSCL brilliant again!)

Brilliant!

Please supply more details Bigtittylover69! TUSCL needs more crazy stories! They’re brilliant! ;)

“You gotta outsmart @nicole to turn her on” I don’t think that is possible. The Nicole1994 character thinks she’s smarter than everybody else. Of course, you might get somewhere if you could somehow leverage the insecurities of the 300-lb weirdo living in his parents’ basement that is pretending to be a barely literate UT Austin student that likes to post on a website for deviants. ;) (No disrespect to the other deviants on this site)

Brilliant! Do you also have a grand unified theory of internet trolling? ;)

Also, skibum609 would totally kick your ass in a debate. Winning a debate requires some common understanding of the universe. It is impossible to win a debate with anybody who absolutely believes everything they believe is factually correct and everything that contradicts things they believe is incorrect. You might as well try to use logic convince little 4got that he shouldn’t eat trash on the road. He won’t try to engage in spirited debate by saying “but dachshund’s like many different types of road food”. Nope - he’ll just eat the food as quickly as possible. The only way to win the argument is to tug the leash. On second though, you might be able to win a skibum609 argument if you can get him to wear a pinch collar. But good luck convincing him to do that! ;)

I have to ask Nicole1994 something directly: what exactly do you get out of posting here? Here is the thing: your posts are barely literate. Perhaps the “I’m borderline illiterate and write like I am texting” thing is just an affectation. I don’t inject the word “brilliant” into every conversation I have in real life. It makes me laugh. If you’re actually a good student and posting crazy shit makes you laugh then I say brilliant! ;) That said, why do you get a charge out of babbling incoherently on a web site for deviants? (No disrespect to the deviants)

MackTruck, you may have been flagooned but I try to avoid getting flagooned! I heard that juicebox69 even left an Arby’s because there was a guy in the men’s room flagooning other guys!

vajmon would also be a lot more relaxed about everything. He’d be so relaxed from all the hooker sex that he’d be like “gay guys have male hookers, I’ve got female hookers, the rick animals have zebra hookers, and I’m really, really sto....” And he’d just nod off! It would be absolutely brilliant!

“But, would spelling and grammar improve? Then I say go for it!” They would not, but the chronic depletion of precious bodily fluids due to all the “hooker secks” would make you care a whole lot less! ;)

Touché flagooner! The nursing home must be putting something in the fruitcups that makes you feisty! ;)

Cashman1234, say it isn’t so! I’m a pretty live and let live guy. I don’t even see flagooner’s obsession with jacking it into other people’s fruitcups that bad. It’s not brilliant but salty fruitcup never killed anybody. But prolapse videos? That’s a disturbing kink!

I suspect the story might be slightly exaggerated for effect. Probably not 40-50 guys. But I suspect it is basically accurate and truly fucked up.

“I think he was using the club’s communal butt plug” As long is was washed with listermint it’s all brilliant! ;)

Come on flagooner! Everybody knows you google all sorts of weirdo porno and then jack of into all the fruitcups at your nursing home! Then you watch the other old folks eat the gooner cum. For the record, that some non-brilliant behavior! Little old ladies shouldn’t have to eat gooner cum in their fruitcups!

Interesting. Turns out shadowcat = unverified monger Many of us, including twentyfive, are as verified in our mongering as shadowcat! Just think of it that way twentyfive and it’s all brilliant! ;)

Wow! This thread has a lot of responses. I always find it a little disturbing when I agree with rickdugan on anything and I’ve agreed with him on a few threads. So it is good that this thread gives me a reason to disagree. So here goes: ****** IGNORE DOESN’T WORK BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T USE IT CORRECTLY!!! ****** Sorry to yell, but I can’t stress this enough. People are constantly complaining about trolling, talking about people they ignore, and even posting their ignore list. That isn’t ignoring people. If somebody is trolling — i.e., trying to elicit a strong negative response — posting that you are ignoring them indicates to the troll that the troll is living rent free in the head of the trollee! That is what trolls want! I’m going to address this part to rickdugan directly, although I don’t know if he’s reading my posts. When I first started posting you accused me of trolling you and then stated you were putting me on ignore. Fair enough, I did call you a d-bag and you were being relentlessly trolled by Dougster. Maybe you even thought I was a Dougster alias. The truth is that you seem to be less of a d-bag than I initially thought and I’ll give you this: you tell entertaining stories. You’re stories sometimes warrant siting there with a bag of popcorn to take them in. BRAVO!!! But here is the thing: you’ve responded directly to me after saying I was on ignore. If the issue is that you’ve decided I’m not trolling you then brilliant! But if you still think I’m trolling you but respond occasionally you’re being part of the problem. If I was really trying to get your goat then a response - any response! - would just encourage me. But I’m not trying to get your goat. I read your entertaining stories because they’re entertaining. You should post more of them. But that’s besides the point. The point is that responding to people who only want to get somebody’s goat — i.e., genuine trolls — only encourages more trolling. I will give you this: you respond to trolls way less than some other people. To those folks: why are you responding to people who you believe to be posting shit with the express purpose of irritating you? Maybe they are trying to irritate you, maybe they aren’t. But if you think they are trying to irritate you just back off so you don’t encourage them to be more irritating. When I read TUSCL I want to be entertained, not irritated! ;)