Comments by 4got2wipe (page 9)

Brilliant!

crazyjoe has clearly discovered the most nefarious way possible to clog the McD shitter! Ace!

Seriously though, this seems over the top. I can understand not wanting to broadcast a Tijuana stripper trip, but not wanting your passport stamped? That seems over the top. I’m sure people do go down to Tijuana for perfectly non-nefarious things all of the time. If the issue is that you have a wife AND said wife checks your passport regularly just buy her something. BTW, if your wife regularly checks your passport there are non-brilliant things going on in your marriage.

“Welcome to the board Dick Cheney. Don’t forget your heart meds.” Brilliant!

I have to ask: how many people think georgmicrodong is a slow-burn, long-term troll? Think about it. The guy brags about having a small dick and his tag line is “Just a fat, creepy old pervert.” He’s probably said myriad crazy things that never made it onto my radar, but I think he’s made a point about basically wanting to wrap himself in a whole-body condom while simultaneously talking about his love of BDSM. I find the georgmicrodong character less plausible than the council of ricks! Plus, those rick animals are brilliantly funny! ;)

If you’re a suit-wearing lion I think “do what I say or I’ll go wildebeest on you” would be pretty scary!

“...Texas foghorns college made Porsche brain crazy...” Brilliant!

crazyjoe, you should challenge a stripper to a McD’s toilet clogging contest. Take bets on TUSCL! You can follow the clogging contest with some brilliant bidet play ;)

To be fair to the putative tranny dancer she was highly intoxicated. I’m sure that whatever happened in her head justified using her magic shot glass to knock the guy’s hat off! Of course, things turned out badly her because the cops in this case were operating in the real world. But you have to admit it would be pretty brilliant to live in a world where you can knock a guys hat off by throwing a shot glass at the ground! Also, was the magic in the shot glass, the booze in the shot glass, or both? ;)

“Hope you get paroled soon - don’t drop the soap” Aces advice!

Touché fruitcup! Besides, it is inaccurate. All of my homemade pornos focus on bidet play! Inaccuracy = non-brilliant :(

“Wyoming is not really a place” Ace!

Brilliant!

I suspect lapdanceking82’s resume states that he is the world’s foremost expert in the theory and practice of jizzing in your pants and a tireless advocate for that activity, which is now called the LDK in his honor. Seriously though, I never understood all of the criticism lapdanceking82 received for his love of the LDK. The guy tells brilliant stories and it isn’t like he’s hurting anybody by jizzing in his pants. I think some of lapdanceking82’s critics would enjoy jizzing in their pants if they tried it!

I have to give Nicole1994 a “brilliant!” for that response. It is so zen given that she has uploaded no pictures except her avatar! Combine this with IceyLoco’s recent troll fu thread and you would think TUSCL is having a troll renaissance!

...IceyLoco has written... The superguru hath confused me...and that is non-brilliant! :)

This is brilliant troll-fu! Just as a judo expert can use his opponent’s weight against him IceyLoco as written a post that has no appropriate response. For to respond to that which has no response admits defeat. So sayeth the superguru! ;)

This issue can also be addressed by listermint! Listermint = aces!

I thought TUSCL SOP was to dip your dick in listermint. That stuff is brilliant: it cure all STIs and leaves your taint minty fresh!

I thought juicebox69 was the resident expert on sexual activity in fast food restaurants. Not to mention the theory and practice of using condiments as lubricants! It would be brilliant if he could weigh in! ;)

Joking aside ELluchador, I think there is a specific product for enjoying lap dances that is basically what you describe, but marketed for lap dances. I can’t remember the name, perhaps somebody else can.

Wasn’t there some company that sold something like this? I could swear that lapdanceking82 wrote several threads about some sort of pre-lubed lap dance briefs. Or you could take a page out of the juicebox69 playbook and just apply lube and wrap yourself in cellophane before clubbing. My understanding is that juicebox69 like to use Arby’s sauce as lube, but that strategy is only for people operating at his level. Start out with something less adventurous, like grape jelly or Chobani yogurt! Enjoying lap dances the juicebox69 way is inexpensive and fun. It’s brilliant! ;)

This is a brilliant thread that really needs more participation!

“koodnt!” Brilliant!

^Or am I trying to see how many replies I’ll get? Give the people what they want...