Comments by 4got2wipe (page 3)

Also, you seriously need to bathe in listermint. That stuff cures rectal cancer and the sashimi shits! Listermint = aces! ;)

Tell the truth crazyjoe. Did you eat 72 ounces of questionable sashimi and chug a gallon of Red Bull before you took a shit? If so, I have one thing to say: brilliant! ;)

Tell the truth rickdugan. You think being trolled is just brilliant! After all, why else would you respond to doctorevil calling you a d-bag? I would think that any successful faux chemical engineer who engages in the activities you claim to engage in would be happy with his life. And somebody who is happy with his life wouldn’t be bothered by being called a d-bag by a random internet guy that you’ve never met. But I guess I’m wrong about that because the opinions of strangers who post on a web site for deviants clearly mean a lot to you! ;)

Tell the truth crazyjoe. What actually happened is you asked “want to see something brilliant?” She said “yes!” So you showed her the snake in your pants. The rest of the story is true! ;)

I’m surprised nobody has suggested a flaming bag of shit on his porch. If you really want to get the message through, collect a bunch of bags of shit, spell out “NOT BRILLIANT” on his lawn, and light them afire. See how many bags he stomps before realizing they are all filled with shit. Make sure to film and post on YouTube! ;)

Ace!

Is Donald Rump some sort of truly non-brilliant porno? Perhaps an old guy with a dick that looks like the mushroom guy from MarioCart dressed up like Trump fucking girls up the ass while yelling “I’m Donald Rump!!!” I wouldn’t be able to unsee that! :(

Truly aces story twentyfive!

Also, be sure to wear a cheap 3-piece suit, a counterfeit Rolex, and tell the girls you’re a chemical engineer! Brilliant way to get the A! ;)

Truly brilliant story doctorevil! Usually my inclusion of “Brilliant!” is simply to perpetuate the joke. But this story deserves it!

Tell the truth flagooner, you just want to get people riled up. But I hope you recognize that pretending to be liberal is more likely to get people so upset they can’t spell! Brilliant idea: you could create a liberal identity and have a debate with yourself! Or maybe you’ve already done that! ;)

Serious question: What criteria do people think a truly brilliant VIP discussion should meet? Leaving aside the fact that san_jose_guy isn’t trolling (i.e., intentionally trying to get people riled up) I’d like to point out that he posts in the Front Room. So why complain about him here? I thought the point of the VIP room was to actually discuss strippers!

By the way CJKent, aces trolling effort. This is sure to rile people up! Just once, post something less likely to rile people up. For example, freaky videos about bedbug sex! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0oiPSkXA0c

Brilliant catch phrase for the reality show: “you’re deported!”

Let’s try the freaky bedbug video again! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0oiPSkXA0c Brilliant counter-factual: imagine a world where bedbugs evolved intelligence sentience and established a civilization with strip clubs. I bet the bedbug version of TUSCL would be way more disturbing than human TUSCL! ;)

Side note about bedbugs. Female bedbugs has no opening for the male bedbug’s genitalia. So the male bedbug penis is sort of like a dagger. He pierces the females body and ejaculates into her. https://youtu.be/watch?v=h0oiPSkXA0c

Brilliant point Nidan111! Alternatively, you could spray everything with listermint. I’m sure that stuff kills bedbugs! Also, dip your dick in listermint for good measure. It cures everything. And makes your taint minty fresh! ;)

Brilliant stuff!

“Several wear butt plugs when on TUSCL lol” Come on IceyLoco. Isn’t that judgmental? It isn’t my thing, I’m ok with somebody wanking off to TUSCL with a buttplug as long as they don’t do it to the “political” threads. All I’m saying is that a guy who inserts plug and: Jacks it to an actual crazy story about naked strippers = brilliant stress relief Jacks it to a skibum609 rant about progressives = kind of weird

Were you wearing pants when you “flexed” your “vital statistic”? If you were pantsless HR probably has some non-brilliant words for you!

Make the glossary brilliant again! Seriously, it is a good idea to have a reasonable mechanism to add terms. It took a lot of effort to add LDK. We really needed to honor lapdanceking82 for his tireless effort to promote the cum-in-your-pants culture. Clearly we need spinner in the glossary. On the other hand, I don’t think anybody wants it to be so easy to add terms that we end up seeing “Cleveland steamer” in the glossary! ;)

shadowcat, to answer your question, this has NOTHING to do with strip clubs and EVERYTHING to do with TUSCL. CJKent woke up one day and said to himself “you know what would be brilliant? I could post something that will get skibum609 so upset he can’t even spell!” And guess what... ;) Most of these threads, regardless of the original poster or stated political position, are designed to get people riled up. Sometimes that is humorous. Sometimes it is sad that people take obvious trolling seriously.

One of life’s many problems that would be solved by everybody agreeing that their canine buds should be dachshunds. Dachshund system = brilliant!

goldmongerATL, on a more serious note, is there a bar, coffee shop, or restaurant you used to frequent? It seems unlikely to me that she would seek you out if she was a dancer. But who knows? You have some aces crazy stories. Perhaps you should ask her to jog your memory by miming what she used to do at her old job. If she mimes making a latte you’ll know. If she gets down on her knees and bobs her head you’ll also know! ;)

“VD clinic” Brilliant!