Comments by 4got2wipe (page 4)

Nicole1994, even if you didn’t want to fellate the the homeless fellow, why not offer a handjob? Think of it. Being homeless is pretty non-brilliant. You see some guy in an expensive suit and you know he probably has a pretty good life. That guy doesn’t need a BJ. He can find a way to get a BJ if he wants one. But that homeless guy needed a BJ. I can understand you not wanting to put dirty dick in your mouth, but you really owed him a handy. To make up for your selfishness offer the him a rimjob the next time you see him!

But crazyjoe, how do you clog the McD’s shitter if you don’t pretreat yourself with a gallon of Red Bull and 20 Taco Bell tacos? How many plumbers are employed only because they have to unclog McD’s shitters after crazyjoe finishes? It is kind of non-brilliant to put those plumbers out of work just because you want to eat a healthy diet!

crazyjoe “won” this thread. Seriously non-brilliant. Much as it pains me to agree with rickdugan, I’m with him regarding anything with kids. Before rickdugan comes back at me, I know I semi-defended one person who said some shit in that regard. In that case I think it was a fucked-up joke that got away from the person in question. rickdugan took it literally. Whatever. Taking things on TUSCL literally is probably not the best idea. After all, I don’t think there is an actual lion that wears a suit and hangs out with a vulture that posts on TUSCL. And I hope everybody agrees with that! ;)

Wait, the brilliant reality show should be “The Dentally-Challenged Beauties of WV that Like the A”

minnow, no disrespect, but tomconti seems like good people. I’m not convinced that perfect grammar should be a requirement to sit at the Algonquin kid’s table that is TUSCL. If I’m going to criticize spelling or grammar it’s going to be for somebody who will have a reaction that makes me laugh, like rickdugan. tomconti seems low-key and friendly. Let him contemplate an appearance on the new reality show “The Dentally-Challenged Beauties of WV” in peace! ;)

^^^ We’re getting a consensus! nicespice for the win! Of course, twentyfive’s post made me realize that I did the old your/you’re flip in my ragging on rickdugan for exorcise/exercise substitution. On the other hand, your/you’re is just a typo. Exorcise/exercise is brilliantly funny! That said, I’m going to be magnanimous and say that I suspect rickdugan knows exorcise vs exercise. He may not be as smart as he thinks he is, but his issues in life are more likely to reflect deep-seated emotional problems than stupidity! Let’s see if rickdugan accepts my magnanimity!

flagooner’s comment makes me wonder if he tried putting Dorito dust on his Willy and then something bad happened. Just wash that thing with Listermint. I’m sure Listermint will cure Dorito dick. Listermint = brilliant!

rickdugan, I’m glad that you actually know that there should be social constraints IRL. I’m skeptical that you actually observe those social constraints, but I’m glad you realize they exist. That’s is the first step to non-douchiness! Glad you can exercise your demons. Most people exorcise their demons but I’m happy you take the path less traveled. Perhaps you are the guy in the other thread that is jacking it to a yoga pants girl right there in the gym. Jacking it to yoga pants girl in a gym = brilliant demon exercise! Regardless, I figured you’d be happy to have threads devoted to you. Like I said, you’re one of the most entertaining posters on this site. Not always for the reasons you think your entertaining, but you should take what you can get!

Warrior15, one of my brilliant theories is that flagooner is actually a woke hippy liberal that likes to get the Fox News viewership worked up so he can jack it onto various liberal icons. This theory has disturbing implications - yes, I’m talking about a pic of Bernie covered in gooner juice. RandomMember, good point, assuming my flagooner = woke SJW theory is incorrect. But consider flagooner’s posts. You know my theory is correct! ;)

Remember, young Einstein = major horndog. Or maybe it will be the next Schrödinger that derives the right equation. That dude took his wife and girlfriend to the Nobel ceremony when he won. Surely an aces “should she strip” equation would be straightforward for the next-generation Schrödinger! ;)

But why a scale? It seems like clubs could just hire a pervert whose job is evaluating general attractiveness. Or maybe a council of perverts that vote on retention, to avoid any biases that reflect offers of sexual favors from borderline girls. I mean really, a simple weight cut-off is non-brilliant. A little chubby with a pretty face = keep her on whereas the butterface should be let go for a more modest weight gain. Perhaps one day the next Einstein could derive the universal equation for “should be dancing”. I’m just saying that I volunteer for the council of perverts! Is anybody else with me? ;)

Come on people, it is Duh-gan! However, as Fun_Loving_Fella points out “douchebag” or just “d-bag” also represent acceptable alternative pronunciations. ;) Seriously though, you have to admit that rickdugan posts some brilliant crazy stories. I also suspect he is less of a d-bag in real life than one would assume based on his posts. He just has an odd psychological need to debate weirdo perverts who bust his balls as a joke. We all have our peculiarities in life. Enjoy the fact that rickdugan’s psychological damage makes him entertaining! 

On a serious note tomconti, I honestly don’t know about strippers in WV. It is a really pretty part of the country but I’ve never gone to a club there. It honestly didn’t occur to me. I was traveling with friends and our goal was to just have a low-key enjoyable trip. Don’t rely on GPS is you go there, especially phone GPS. There are parts of WV where you will not get a signal.  If you want the commercially-available A just take a European vacation. I’m sure you can find plenty of places with 19-year old Ukrainian babes with brilliant tits, all their teeth, and a love for the A (a love of the A for the right price that is).

Is “A” some sort of West Virginia code for “BJ from a girl with *A* single tooth”? If so, I think you can get that anywhere in WV! But I will give one brilliant piece of advice: just go for the completely toothless. It’s a better look than a single tooth anyway! ;)

Brilliant!

I think you are taking a highly controversial position bang69! This will certainly get people riled up! You should follow up by annoying someone about politics. Brilliant idea: say something really nice about conservatives since that is sure to rile up all the progressives that post here! ;)

Brilliant trolling flagooner. This is sure to get people riled up! But you’re wrong about it being the NAACP. It’s the NAAGP (National Association for the Advancement of Genie People). And what are you, some kind of geniephobe? You do realize that genie people get crammed into little lamps and are enslaved to anybody who rubs them until they grant three wishes! You are clearly pro-genie slavery and that is seriously fucked up! Expect a letter from the NAAGP!

And, even though it was a clean dance, it felt dirtier because she was a waitress! It may have been $10ish extra per dance, but it was still worth it. Brilliant stuff! ;)

^^^ I think lower is 100% on target. However, some waitresses will give private dances. I remember a super hot waitress who did a private dance but charged about $10 extra. I can’t remember exactly where this was. I have a vague association with Albuquerque, so it may have been on my way to a ski trip I may not remember where, but I do remember a super hot blonde with her giant natural tits in my face. I didn’t try anything because this was way before I heard any of your crazy stories and assumed anything over the line would trigger bouncer ejection. But I will say that memories of D-cup titties in your face = aces! ;)

How about she gets lit then puts her mouth on my butt? I know it doesn’t work as a punch line, but it is still brilliant! ;)

Brilliant!

Warrior15, when you say you can have them print anything you want on your checks does that mean you print up those giant checks they present to lottery winners? Also, what do you put in the memo? It would be brilliant if you wrote “aces dick sucking!!!” ;)

Extract some vengeance crazyjoe! What you’ve got to do is go back to the 7-11 and use their shitter. Do your worst to that shitter. I’m talking about eating $20 worth of Taco Bell, then chugging $20 worth of bad 7-11 coffee, and waiting until nature bad coffee and bad tacos take their course. Then leave her an upper decker combined with major clogging action. On the way out you say “I noticed the shitter is in pretty non-brilliant shape, you better clean that up or I’ll call management and complain”. You’ll be down $40.50 for the tacos, coffee, and original theft. But you’ll be up for some priceless entertainment! ;)

skibum609, normally I don’t comment on political threads because most political threads on TUSCL are: 1. Just attempts to whip everybody into a frenzy 2. Usually not that funny (though occasionally the frenzy provides some laughter) However, I think you’re almost always sincere so I’ll give a sincere answer. You don’t understand how Congress works. AOC (or any other individual congress critter) can NOT file articles of impeachment in a meaningful way. The speaker controls what gets to the floor for a vote so until Pelosi indicates she’s willing to move forward, AOC (or anybody else) filing articles of impeachment will be just as meaningful as writing “Trump is a poopy-head” on toilet paper and then flushing it. She is either playing to her constituents (many of whom probably want impeachment) or she’s trying to put pressure on Pelosi. I suspect it is the former. She may very well know that impeaching Trump is a bad idea for D’s as a whole but I suspect she knows her constituents want it. As long as Pelosi is the gatekeeper she can say stuff to whip up her constituents without larger consequences. I think the only person who would wants impeachment is actually being thoughtful about impeachment has an R after his name (Amash). Congress critters with D’s after their names fall into three camps: 1) they want impeachment but feel it is bad tactic, 2) they want impeachment but know they can’t move on it until Pelosi says go; or 3) they genuinely want to just plain win the election and not impeach.

I’ll give you a trust if you give a plausible explanation for why a young girl posts trolls a board for weirdo deviants as much as you do. I’m sure it will be a brilliant explanation!