A stripper and her dog
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
"Ginger" is the best friend of my CF and so I often sit and drink with her and my CF in the club. Ginger has red hair and is in her late 20's.
The other day, after I had been drinking in the club for several hours, Ginger came up to me and told me she left her Xanax at home. She asked me if I could stop at her apartment, which is on my way home, and pick up her Xanax for her and bring it back to the club. I said, "Sure." I'm always a nice and helpful guy.
Ginger said, "Let me know when you're going to leave and I'll give you my keys." Then she added, "Don't be afraid of my dog. He won't hurt you."
Instantly, I remembered Ginger talking a few weeks ago about her new dog. It was a pit bull.
Now I'm always willing to help someone out. But I'm not going to walk into an apartment with a pit bull that doesn't know me. I don't want my leg bitten off.
I did not want to debate the issue. Dog owners always claim their dogs won't hurt you. So I waited until Ginger was on stage, and then I got up from my table and walked out. I staggered a little so that Ginger would think I was drunk and had forgotten her request.
What is it with strippers and pit bulls? They seem drawn to aggressive dogs.
The other day, after I had been drinking in the club for several hours, Ginger came up to me and told me she left her Xanax at home. She asked me if I could stop at her apartment, which is on my way home, and pick up her Xanax for her and bring it back to the club. I said, "Sure." I'm always a nice and helpful guy.
Ginger said, "Let me know when you're going to leave and I'll give you my keys." Then she added, "Don't be afraid of my dog. He won't hurt you."
Instantly, I remembered Ginger talking a few weeks ago about her new dog. It was a pit bull.
Now I'm always willing to help someone out. But I'm not going to walk into an apartment with a pit bull that doesn't know me. I don't want my leg bitten off.
I did not want to debate the issue. Dog owners always claim their dogs won't hurt you. So I waited until Ginger was on stage, and then I got up from my table and walked out. I staggered a little so that Ginger would think I was drunk and had forgotten her request.
What is it with strippers and pit bulls? They seem drawn to aggressive dogs.
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Dachshund system = brilliant!
What my dog thinks about this.
they like to add to their resistance
it's also reflective of the thug culture that most of them are attracted to.
the drug dealers keep pit bulls, rottweilers, etc to guard their 'business'. the strippers naturally get the same dogs that their boyfriends/babydaddies have.
As far as them being aggressive, I find I'm much more often 'attacked' by small dogs than Pit Bulls. I'm around them a lot and don't find them to be aggressive any more than any other dog. The issue isn't that they're more likely to bite you; the issue is that they're almost certain to cause some damage in the unlikely event they do. For most, the idea of walking into a scenario where a nip from a little 10lb lap dog is 99% probable is much preferable to the idea of one with a 75lb monster with a 0.1% probability of causing enough damage to hospitalize you.
With all that, I'm 100% on board with not wanting to go in there on account of the dog. But sneaking out like you 'forgot' is kinda a bitch move. That's the kinda thing strippers do that guys here are always complaining or making fun of them for. It's more than a bit hypocritical to do the same shit to them, then expect anything less from them.
Never met a stripper with a pitbull. Not shocking, many come from underprivileged backgrounds and pitbulls are often admired there for the wrong reasons. But all my girls have toy dogs.