Strip club dancer accused of biting patron's crotch

Did she just watch last week's episode of "The Walking Dead"?

Blow job gone bad.

Mmm, I though kink play costs extra, no?

I don't see a problem here. He asked her to "Do her thing". Well apparently her thing is biting.

He shouldn't have asked her to eat him.

If this is what passes for a normal dance at Diamond Jims, I'm taking Wisconsin off my list of places to go....

This is when I think of JS69's advice - of being clear of what acts the dancer is to perform. When this dude negotiated with the dancer - he should have discovered she was highly intoxicated - and he should have understood what her "thing" really was.

You hairless apes have such small genitalia that you really can't lose any and still be considered males.

My advice is to make sure that you never get a BJ from a snapping turtle. That is not how you do it turtlestyle.

Aah yup

"I told 'em not to put those strobe lights in"

FUCKIN OUCH

Maybe Phoenix133 is right about that entire state? Maybe it's a place I want to drive around? But how, everyone says that Virginia and Tennessee both suck.

SJG

What? Am I the only one here that seeks extras like this?