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Now that I have renewed my VIP with an updated review of my main club, I've been catching up on the last 6 months of local reviews. It shocks me that some guys spend 3 paragraphs shitting on a club and…
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I wish I had JS69s cash. Brand new 18 year old white girl with pretty wide hips and great perky tits, not tattoos. Fun to talk to. Got a couple LDs... mediocre mileage. It's her first week and she may…
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Inspired by a true story. So let's say you go to your club and get some free chacken fingers with admission. Then your favorite girl takes care of your needs. Afterwards you've got a few singles left in your pocket and see a…
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Dancer A and Dancer B are similar hotness. White girls in their 20s, natural perky boobs, good busts. Dancer A gives excellent mileage lap dances. She provides what a lot of stripperweb girls would call "extras", but TUSCL would say…
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Semi serious. Going to San Jose for work. The clubs there look truly awful. Should I just try a regular bar and see if I can get my dick wet on civvy pussy? Maybe even try Tinder?
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All the cute girls I went to high school with either look old, got fat, or both. And there are zero bikini pics from the beach, which is probably for the best. A girl I used to fuck in grad school…
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Had a weird experience today when I popped into the club. The waitress was a dancer who has been working there a while - for my SD guys, her stage name is Pandora. As a dancer she tends to come…
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I wonder if there is a gym near my local strip club.
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Probably would be shitty, right? Guessing not many dancers and way too many PLs. Especially since I know the weekend was busy, so it's not like girls were hurting for cash.
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Heard that today after a 2 song LD set. She sounded pleasantly surprised. I'll take it as a compliment. Could be SS to encourage me to buy more dances. But I believe it in this case.
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Ask your strippers their opinion on Brexit. Buy dances from anyone who gives an informed response.
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I'm torn. My CF is a true LDQ, she practices all the good stripper behaviors. Never over counts, waits for a new song, doesn't beg for tips, etc. But there's issues. She's cut her days to twice a week, and…
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I hit up the club this afternoon, the talent pool was spotty. Did spot a pretty latina with fake boobs but no tattoos, and got to watch a super hot but super low mileage girl who I'm friendly with get…
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Crazy to be attracted to big natural tits on a fit woman, I know, but it's my kryptonite. Got a couple dances today from a woman who was new to me, 50% based on her tits. She was a good…
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Does smacking dat ass come standard for LDs? Is it considered more a VIP thing? I've had girls who seem to dig it during LDs. And I've had girls tell me if have to go VIP to do it. I mean, obviously…
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A lot of fake tits are awful. They look ridiculous and feel like rocks. But I've occasionally had dancers whose fakes weren't obvious. Even on stage naked, the tits still moved okay, if perhaps occasionally defying gravity. And in a dance…
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Today at the club I saw my first (obvious) transsexual customer. She was obviously born genetically male, but was wearing women's clothes and seemed to have tits under her clothes. She was watching the stage, tippinherited each girl a dollar,…
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I feel like they are because they aren't assumed when you buy lap dances. But I also think they're the junior varsity of extras.
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How many TUSCLers are either in a non monogamous relationship or have been in the past? My wife and I are currently in negotiations to open up, and it's going better than I expected. I've been in reasonably successful open…
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My company is fairly large, and has quite a few women 20-35 years old. In the past couple of years I've seen at least a dozen female Co workers marry off. It amazes and saddens me how almost universally the women…
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I have a CF, and she treats me very well. I've been getting dances from her almost weekly for at least a year, except the few months she took a break from dancing. She's attractive, she lets my hands roam,…
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I think my club might be cracking down on girls sitting on their phones in the front room ignoring the customers. It makes sense if they are, because it just looks bad. It's one thing for girls to socialize with…
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I think a lot of men go through life assuming that if they made more money, hot women would throw themselves at the guy's feet. We've all seen unattractive rich guys with unreasonably hot girlfriends and wives. But between this site…
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I know we've sort of discussed this before, but the topic came up with a dancer today. Only thinking of girls who strip for at least a year or more, what percentage of dancers do you think eventually at least occasionally…
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Lap dances or extras, whatever is your poison. Assume the cost is the same: Stripper A is a 9. 19. Gorgeous face, curves in all the right places. In terms of mileage she's good. She should be a dream come true.…
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