Meursault
Missouri
Comments by Meursault (page 4)
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4 years ago
Jascoi
mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
CJKent must have a time machine, or hasn’t been in America since 1970.
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4 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
Put the condom on *AFTER* you are fully erect. If the stripper can't get you hard before your pants come down, save your money.
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4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ugh. If I had a yacht, I would pay to keep Megan Markle off it. I can't believe that turd found her way back to the US. Can't the Brits do us a favor and keep her? I mean, we did bail their asses out in WWII. The least they can do is keep our occasional castoff gold-digging hoe locked away.
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4 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I wanna say da, because no tattoos and great face, but sadly complete lack of butt == nyet.
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4 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Personally I can't wait to get back to getting bj's in the unsanitary Detroit VIPs. I never worried about influenza killing me from it and I don't worry about COVID killing me from it. I'm more worried about getting the occasional enthusiastic stripper who tries to bareback it before I get my condom out.
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4 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
I think we should allow the people advocating for this to opt-out of police protection. They could list their number on 9-1-1 so that it could be blocked. They could put a sign on their front door so police know not to enter when they are being robbed. We could use the savings to cut back on the size of the police force.
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4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
She's obviously hot (I guess), but that is an odd fitting bikini and there is something off about her bellybutton. I feel weird picking nits because she is probably in the top 10% of anglo women (in terms of attractiveness) and I'd be lucky to crack 50%., but still, she doesn't quite do it for me.
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5 years ago
WavvyCain
Degenerate gambler and virgin
If getting a blowjob is “making out,” then yes. I wouldn’t waste my time getting air dances from a stripper in a mask.
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5 years ago
FishHawk
The mustache makes the man
The bartender is of zero importance to me. If my primary goal was to drink, I’d go to an actual bar. The strippers are the only workers at a club that matter to me at all.
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5 years ago
Muddy
USA
Evidently non sequitur == great post
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
What would the libs do without ad hominem and straw men?
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5 years ago
LinzeeDet
Pussy tighter than a LA parking spot
Like your face (especially looking up). Don’t understand the fascination with big tits, but to each their own.
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Ugh. There is no fashion trend so ugly that it won't come back.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
@nicespice - more attractive and better personality is extremely subjective. There really is nothing that can be done about that. PLs are gonna pay for time with the strippers they find attractive.
Clubs *only* scheduling black dancers on day shift is heinous. I'm not sure what can be done about that either, but I would not go to a club that I knew did that. The clubs I go to in Detroit don't seem to do that.
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5 years ago
d70camera
Anyone been to HVIII or Bogart's yet?
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5 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I’d use a valet and welcome a VIP blow job. That .04% mortality rate doesn’t scare me anymore than it scares the governors that decided protests and riots were a-ok but grandma’s funeral was forbidden.
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5 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Player’s sucked before Corona. It’s gonna double suck now.
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5 years ago
poledancer83
Narnia
No such thing as accidental anal. Get the ass now and apologize later. I’ve never personally done this, but I understand the mindset. That said, you’re a trooper. Take the un-agreed-upon anal and still let him finish. You’re a sexual superhero.
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5 years ago
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
I hate that I feel the need to defend cops in general. I have a visceral dislike of cops. But the alternative to cops is anarchy. What we need are cops that are not protected by qualified immunity and in large cities we need cops that aren’t part of a union that is in bed with the Democratic Party whose corrupt politicians are running almost every major city. I don’t want cops in bed with corrupt Republicans either, but the long history of back scratching between the police unions and Democrat run cities is why we have cops that feel they are above the law. Also, I hate cops.
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5 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
The “m” in “pm” comes from the Latin “meridiem” which means mid-day. It’s easy to see 12 am as twelve hours “ante” (or before) mid-day. Not sure how to make sense of 12 pm. It should be zero.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
I just accidentally revealed my secret shame. Yes. I’m a Canuck. I’ve heard all the jokes though. Go Leafs!
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
My uncle (dad’s much older brother) died on Juno beach. He was 22. The world owes those men a debt that can never be repaid.
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5 years ago
NeverEnuf
"That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
Unless the dancer’s masks have penis sized holes, I’ll wait.