Comments by pistola

At present, the Cubans have completely taken over this club. And a lot of them are beat.

IDK I thought women, in this day and age, are attracted to face tatted scrawny wife-beater-wearing scuzzy loser looking fucks. I see so many hot girls with dudes that look like they could never have a white collar job and look like they haven't showered in 2 days. Cigs don't matter, if you look like you have 3 different children from 2 different baby mamas and a credit rating of 480, they will find you attractive right now.

Wear whatever dafuq you want. Underwear or no, eyeliner or no. So long as you spendin' that dough, you be gettin that ho.

Simple Test: Sit on the toilet. Do your nuts touch the water? If yes, you're old. If no, you're not.

Sorry, SJG - He ain't no Ronny D (your future POTUS.)

They were $20 dances and it was either $340 or $360, so 12-13ish? I remember stopping because I could tell she was getting tired and out-of-breath and needed a break lol.

Are you a snowflake millenial?

Also consider Sapphire pool if on weekend. Bc you can go back and forth into the club . Lol @ Scrub, extras can be had almost anywhere in Vegas they are just $$$$$

Bad idea - gets in way of titties in face.

Its where you aim dude. Think of it like a doggystyle dartboard.

3x+y+z=F where X is the cost per dance in the VIP, Y is VIP entry fee, Z is tip to bouncer and dancer and F is 'We Fuckin' Who doesnt on this site?

All I know is Bill Maher is turning into the voice of reason these days LMAO

I think this might be the first ICEY comment I've 'liked.' Agree. Better off going to Bahamas, Keys, Miami, Gulf, Lake Charles, Myrtle, etc. If you want to gamble and watch sports, personally I like SoCal better than Vegas. The Pechanga and San Manuel are both Vegas-esque casinos except Pechanga has a nightclub where you can pick up some ratchet hoes in a good way. It's also next to Temecula wine country - tons of top notch cool vineyards. About an hour from the COI clubs where anything goes. 90 minutes from TJ and 60-90 minutes from SoCal beaches. Would much rather go there then Vegas where Gary Loveman taught the Strip how to nickel and dime you for every little thing and turned every square foot into a profit center. The clubs aren't even good there anymore.

^nah She's not fat- thicc and a bordlerline chubster potentially a closet or occasional bulimic. It's ok, we all have different tastes. I hate her eyelashes too and remove the makeup and she has daschund face. Seems like the 20s generation with all these dopey Marvel movies has an infatuation with girls that have overexaggerated curves like comic book characters. I like taut toned girls - see PSDs pic. Or Kate Hudson I find insanely hot. Brooke Burke. Young Pam Anderson. I don't like these Kim K marshmellow arms and booties.

SJG you have not been in a strip club in over 20 years- ------ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This explains the computer programming and how to start a car threads. Dude has the worst case of blue balls in the history of blue balldom.

Cool hobby. I found this thread interesting. :)

This girl looks like she will eat about 12 doritos locos taco bell tacos in one sitting then stink up the shitter in the am. To each their own tho.

He had some hilarious posts. Sad to see this.

I had a great night at Chicas Bonitas - the dive of dives where the girls are thick and anyone that doesn't try to fingerbang them for $5 looks like a hero. So I did my usual, sitting and waiting to prey on low self-esteem slightly overweight girls and ply them with weed. Once loopy, I opened up TUSCL and started talking about perverts, which is perfect considering the place she works at is constantly busy from a constant barrage of Mexican guys looking to touch everywhere for $1. So we got along good. Then I got her a drink and some more weed and next thing you know she was so loopy she didn't make any money. We tipped some dancers on stage and I got in this bitches head by acting like Im her bf in the club versus being a customer and now Im going out with her tomorrow. Yay for you. Ill take a Rick Dugan humblebrag any day, at least those are interesting.

Commando or boxers? How much cash should you bring? Why isn't glitter outlawed yet? If Russia is going to hack us, can they start with the strippers on their i-phones in da club?

Hey gamma why the fuck would anyone joim the military. For one people who join the military are either broke and/or stupid. Not only that in too many instances, vets are treated as "second class citizens" & "disposable heroes". ^proof that 20-somethings are dipshits and don't get it.

Surprised nobody has mentioned Vegas. Pre-Sapphire. Crazy Horse 2, Olympic Gardens, Spearmint Rhino, and Cheetahs were all amazing and within minutes of each other. Throw in the Tender Trap if you wanted to get down and dirty. 3 of those main 4 are done and replaced by soulless clip joints. Sure, still some of the hottest women on the planet roam the Vegas clubs on the weekends, but it's just not the same.

Who is dis zero review tiny dick faggot? ^

That is a nasty neighborhood, even worse than the neighborhoods the clubs are in. Thats a neighborhood you keep your eyes wide open even in broad daylight.

I got some programming for ya: Strip club site + discussion board + posts about computer language = get fucked.