ElDuderino_AZ

Merry Christmas - another boobs calendar success! If you click the top left corner, it takes you to the ass calendar, too...and, if you choose to swing that way, the dude calendar (ew).

Have less than 100 police encounters?!? Who the hell has anywhere near 100?!?? Not really "youth", but in my mid-20s, I was driving home in the wee hours of the morning, realized I was too smashed, and pulled over to sleep it off...a short while later there was a knock on my window. I woke up and saw three cops standing there. I opened the door rather than grab the keys to turn on the car to put down the window (that'd be an immediate DUI), talked to them a minute, and then suddenly.... *PUKE*... all over one of them. I thought OH FUCK, and then looked up and saw the cops behind him laughing. They asked for my ID, came back a few mins later, and I thought I was toast. Dude handed my ID back to me, said, "sleep it off, asshole", and went back to the police car. A min later they were gone.

This place has gotten WEIRD.

As I have no desire to ever visit Florida...and Michigan will play in the Fiesta Bowl five minutes from my place, go Detroit!

Whenever I see a lot of the elderly on here bitching about a stripper not being their particular cup of tea (or Metamucil may be the more fitting beverage), I'm often reminded of this clip from Seinfeld, telling his uncle Leo he ought to be grateful... https://youtu.be/E8t9JEROAzQ