Solid Gold Ft. Lauderdale re-opening
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
Solid Gold, formerly of Oakland Park, is re-opening as Thee Solid Gold of Ft. Lauderdale, with a Pompano Beach address. They are advertising theme rooms, a sky bar, and even a jacuzzi. While I'm looking forward to seeing what they put together, I think I'd feel safer sitting in a petri dish at USAMRIID than I would a jacuzzi at Thee Solid Gold. The rest of it could be worth checking out.
http://www.solidgoldftl.com/
http://www.solidgoldftl.com/
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This place and Crazy Horse/Pink Pony/Gold Club in Pompano seemed to startup during the housing bubble. By the time Crazy Horse opened the bubble burst.
Going so high end seems even that much more likely to fail.
Which is why gaymanu happened to be in the area.
Good point by flagooner, the cover charge could be very high to cover all the amenities.
Davie 1
Ft Laud 1 (a recent reopening)
Hallandale 3
Lauderhill 1
Oakland Park 1 (in the process of being shutdown)
Pompano 7 (currently 7 plus Solid Gold)
Sunrise 1
(I guess Hallandale is part of Broward but I always consider it part of Miami/Dade Cty)
Regardless Hallandale and Pompano are at opposite ends of the county. Pompano is clearly the easiest place to operate a stripclub in Broward County.
Also probably means hardest to startup a successful new club with 7 existing ones(would u open a burger joint next to a McD and Burger King). Of those 7 I consider 3 successful(Cheetahs, Diamond Dolls, Booby Trap). All 3 are close to each other. Of the other ones: Porthole Pub, Club Pink, 4 Play are smallish clubs with low end girls. Gold Club is a big club that opens and closes frequently and will never succeed.
I predict Solid Gold does equally bad as the other club with Gold in the name.
You're welcome for this expert breakdown!
I'm not expecting much, but I club in that area often and I'll certainly stop by once they open. I'll probably give them a few tries. I never enjoyed the FLL location, so my expectations are low. If they think they can be a Fort Lauderdale club in Pompano, which their advertising thus far suggests, it'll suck.
Their online presence has a lot of self congratulatory content originated by themselves but not much feedback yet. There's talk of having a rooftop terrace lounge by October and having a second opening then. MJP seems to be going ambitious in his late years.
^@gammanu95 if it's anything like the old SG it means they are promising finer strippers and good-mileage dances. At the old place it would not be unusual to get an offer for very expensive "value-added-services". Anyway "themed" VIP rooms are not unknown in American strip clubs, just as another gimmick to charge more than usual.
I'm used to bar top video games, sticky floors and woobly chairs.
Looking at the map, it's a stone's throw from the Cheetah/DD/BT cluster, in the opposite direction from Gold Club. And it is not right on the main drag but you have to go up a side street around the block into the industrial lots. But it is very near the casino/racetrack/country club so MJP may be trying to catch that group before they head up Powerline Rd. I don't think there's enough of the SuperClub demographic around Upper Broward to sustain this location. even in its former Oakland Park incarnation it was not THAT ambitious. And the successful "middle class" clubs in the area were Cheetah and DD, nowhere near this.
Hmm... I will be in FL a couple of days shortly, I may have to just do some recon.
...I got myself on SG's mailing list, so I could keep up with what was going on for the upcoming swing-by, and what should I notice among the Spam the other day but an SG mailing list item, so I retrieve it...
Let me quote cut-n-paste the content:
Headline "Platinum Saturday - July 22 - Solid Gold"
"Hi there,
Welcome to Solid Gold Fort Lauderdale.
I am your VIP concierge, and I’m here to answer any questions, naughty thoughts, or concerns you might have. For the record - I’m 5’9, my measurements are 34D 23 34. I weigh 127 pounds, and of course my breasts aren’t real. Solid Gold is responsible for more breasts implants than any other Gentlemen’s Club in the country.
Please note my vag is waxed, and I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
; )
XO - Your GoldFriend
P.S. If you see me tonight, spank me.
Copyright © 2017 Solid Gold, All rights reserved."
Goodness Gracious...