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440 posts by TheOne&Only

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Ever string along a dancer for fun?

I'm sitting in a deep easy chair at a south Florida club known for its extras when a chubby blonde sits in my lap and rests her hand on my crotch. I knew from the get-go I wasn't interested.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 31

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20,000 lesbians scissoring in Pam Springs

Heaven on Earth for lopaw, and maybe the rest of us PLs, too. Seriously, if you could wade through the hundreds of unshaved armpits, beer keg legs, flat asses and dirty looks; statistically there had to be dozens of…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Have a great weekend, everyone!

Let's hope we all survive the weekend to come back and bash each other some more!

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 2

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My employee's daughter works at a strip club

I think he said she was a bartender, which will help keep me out of trouble (like he won't see me walking out of the lap dance room with her). Unfortunately, it's in a city I travel to often,…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 11

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Damned Cubans

It would be to hear some of the crazy shit you've seen with the Cuban invasion. I went to Lookers a couple of weeks ago to see if what I had read on another site about the hotter dancers and higher…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 25

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Strippershit paradox double-blind mind fuck

Stopped by Babes on the way home last night. Average night, nothing special to review, but I did have an interesting convo with a dancer I'd done lappers with on other visits. She said she wished she could…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 34

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trying to beat Shadowcat to a Flori-duh artical

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/28/florida-deputies-out-work-for-hiding-stun-gun-mistake-sheriff-says.html Leesburg's finest

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 5

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Queen of the underboob

Iryna Ivanova https://www.instagram.com/playmateiryna/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 6

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Bait and switch

Last week, I was blown away by the client HR rep who attended. Black woman, average height, but she has a gorgeous face with porcelain skin, long black and blonde braids, a great rack and a perfect ass.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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Was this a scam?

Last night in Orlando for client meetings. Four of us were walking the couple of blocks back to the hotel from a restaurant. We hear a quiet voice behind us saying "excuse me, excuse me". We turn around…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 18

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can the middle class afford to go to SCs?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/heres-how-much-you-have-to-earn-to-be-considered-middle-class/ar-AAogMqm The low end of those scales is way out of whack. My first salaried job out of college only paid $24,500. With student loans, an apartment, car, etc., all while trying to build credit there was no way…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 42

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State/county Exotic Dancer's License

I saw something recently that a Florida or Lee Co requires a license to be an exotic dancer? I can't find anything online, but now I'm curious if anyone knows more about this.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 11

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Marry, Fuck, Kill BTVS edition

Saw a "where are they now" slideshow for Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series. I had forgotten just how gorgeous Sarah Gellar, Charisma Carpenter, and Eliza Dushku were. Even Michelle Trachtenberg, Emma Caulfield, and Allysin Hannigan were attractive…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 17

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It's International Womens Day

Remember to tip her a little extra, and THEN grab her by the pussy.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 10

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The sex doll brothel is real

A brothel in Spain is staffed with sex dolls and only sex dolls that are not available anywhere else, and looking at a couple of these... that Japanese anime doll with the blue hair really works for me Www.lumidolls.com

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 11

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unprotected ITC BBFS

Okay, so unprotected and BBFS are repetitive, but they both mean I fucked up. I'm smarter than this; even when I make bad choices, I keep smart about them. Even so, I had BBFS ITC with a DS.…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 10

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OT: Another horny teacher

And this one is pretty hot, even at 29 years old. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/haeli-noelle-wey-austin-teacher-admits-improper-relationships-with-students/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 5

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Yanet Garcia

Even Pres. Trump would agree that the Mexicans are hard to beat when it comes to weather girls. https://www.instagram.com/iamyanetgarcia/

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 26

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OT: Schadenfreude redefined

1. Watching liberal meltdowns over Trump's election victory 2. Watching liberals froth and foam every time Trump fulfills a campaign promise

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 29

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bastards

Bastards just changed my next travel date from a full-nude, touch everywhere, full bar city to an air-dance, covered kitty city. The fuck.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 27

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OT: Sea Bass

One of the most expensive cuts of fish you can buy, and I found it nearly inedible. The fishmonger said to simply drizzle with olive oil and salt & pepper to taste. Was that bad advice, and is…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 38

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OT: MSN News Poll

A poll asks how people feel about the future of the nation with Donald Trump as president. The choices and votes are: Very Optimistic 38%, guardedly optimistic 17%, somewhat concerned 9%, or deeply concerned 36%. The divisions closely…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 26

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OT: Mass shooting at Ft. Lauderdale airport

So far, strip clubs seems to be safe spaces. There's this one old dancer at IRC whose tits are hard enough to stop a Winchester .306 round.

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 3

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Attempted ROBbery alert?

Babes in Fort Myers on Thursday after work. While I'm walking in the door a statuesque sister strokes my chest and smiles seductively. I smile back and squeeze her hand, but keep moving since my eyes are still…

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 15

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Banner taglines

Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?

TheOne&OnlyVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 12
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