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OT: Porn star attacked by shark

TheOne&Only
TheOne&OnlyVIP354440

Last man standing.

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Molly Cavalli

At least it didn't bite her tit off

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GoVikings

JAWS!!!

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san_jose_guy

This is a serious matter. I don't think they should be reporting on it this way, "porn star".

SJG

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4got2wipe

Was the shark wearing a suit? Maybe it was ricktheshark!

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Not even a nibble.

She's pretty hot, though.

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vincemichaels

Rick, you are supposed to bite them in the pussy.

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rickthevulture

Vince and dirtyass boy, this was not authorized by the council. Squawk!

ricktheshark reports that this attack was perpetrated by jackthelemonshark. That guy is a serious douchebag. Squawk!

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shadowcat

Where was Sharkhunter?

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san_jose_guy
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jackslash

I hope the shark doesn't get AIDS.

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shadowcat
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TheOne&Only

Of course, it would be Shadowcat who would discover it and out it. Sorry folks, I was snookered.

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