Comments by pensionking (page 28)

  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    roothog
    Arkansas
    My trick to LDK'ing
    No fuss. No mess. No problem. NO FAIR!!
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Your favorite football player of all time ?
    Walter Payton. Easy. Jumped over, ran around, ran through defenders. Caught and threw for TDs. Missed 1 game his entire career -- coaches decision (and was pissed about it). RIP Wally
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    9 years ago
    Subraman
    Car key and wallet dating your sister
    Bullshit Excuses from Intimidated Customers
    +1 @Lopaw Yup, that will do it. Message sent and received . . .
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    9 years ago
    Ch3ll
    Arizona
    Problems OTC
    ^might be true . . . I am still looking . . . strippers, wives, ex-wives, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, sisters, even daughters . . . ok, maybe not mothers (or grandmothers) OK, I stand corrected.
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    9 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Captain Save-A-Ho Rides Again
    If we can stay among the tree-tops, stripper shit can be fascinating. Once, after enjoying a spirited OTC session, I get a call on my cell 30 minutes later from her. She's on the phone crying that she can't locate the cash I left on the nightstand. She initially questions if I even left it. With that route being unsuccessful, and being convinced that both she and I knew exactly where I left it, she admits she invited her neighbor in after I departed and now it is gone. She asks, "would I give her more?" Uhh, no. She asks, "would I come back for another session so she can have more?" Yikes! Fairly convinced now that she is unbalanced, if not tweaking, I sadly reply that "I am already 30 miles away on an Interstate Highway and unable to be of assistance." That was the last time with that one. Fascinating.
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    9 years ago
    Ch3ll
    Arizona
    Problems OTC
    @gewings: Remember, strippers are not normal women. They want to get the most money by doing as little as possible. I must respectfully disagree. Strippers ARE NORMAL women. ALL Women want to get the most money by doing as little as possible. Remember to keep this rule etched in your head: With ALL WOMEN, it is ALWAYS about the money. LOL
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    9 years ago
    tumblingdice
    South Carolina
    Time for Superbowl picks.
    Green Bay v Baltimore (I hate the fucking Packers and Patriots)
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    What is your kryptonite in the strip club?
    Girls that use their mouths for everything imaginable. Talking, cooing, moaning, licking, kissing, etc.
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    9 years ago
    mal_hodgson
    Minnesota
    OTC offered
    YES! Confirm the details upfront (location, transportation, duration, activity and cost). If it sounds good, game on. Then, write another review of the club where she works and share the OTC details.
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    9 years ago
    Offtopic rant on Walmart, Do any of you still shop there like I do?
    Shopping at Walmart is like getting a BJ from an ugly stripper. We have all done it, but it helps if you are drunk. It is a bargain, but we feel dirty and loathe ourselves immediately after. Seriously though, the Walmart-ization of America is killing this country. Only the 1% pay top dollar for high quality service and products. The rest of us are now conditioned to expect rock-bottom prices and are willing to sacrifice quality and service to get it. Remember full-service gas stations? Remember when bag boys would load your groceries into your car? Remember when appliances used to live more than 2 months past the warranty date? Now we purchase $600 mobile phones with batteries we can't even replace! When was the last time you had a TV repaired? No more -- just throw it out and buy a new one. Same with Microwave ovens. Fuck you Sam Walton!
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    9 years ago
    rh48hr
    Wakanda
    Nominations for biggest Rip Off Joint (ROJ)
    Admiral Theater, Chicago Every strip club in Boston and Vegas
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    9 years ago
    Any one try the free upgrade to Windows 10?
    I fucking hate it when they suspend support for a perfectly good OS that people are still using. It sucks that they are so ubiquitous and entrenched in the corporate world. I would definitely switch from 8 to 10. Problem is I likey my win7. Maybe 2020 is far enough away so as to be worth it.
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    9 years ago
    Any one try the free upgrade to Windows 10?
    I read somewhere that Windows 8 was so universally disliked that they wanted to send the message that the next windows was a radical departure from 8. It sounds like 10 is supposed to work equally well with touch-screen machines and legacy keyboard/mouse users. I do not intend to update any existing machines right away. I just can't make up my mind what laptop to buy for my daughter who leaves for college in 3 weeks. She is majoring in business, so I think I had better not go with mac-book. Grrr what to do?????
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    9 years ago
    redspartan
    Florida
    Stripper Tried to Play Me
    My advice: 1) Who gives a shit (see below)? 2) and 3) Nowhere 4) Tell her you have a better idea! Tell her to meet you at the club and if she'll blow you in the VIP you'll give her some cash to help with her car. Otherwise, I would stop fooling around with her. Either she is genuinely in trouble and you are not helping her (which is cruel) or she is playing with you (which is dangerous for you). Either way, other than resuming your original stripper/PL relationship, I would knock it off before she or you get hurt.
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    9 years ago
    Any one try the free upgrade to Windows 10?
    Also wondering about W 10. I have to buy a laptop for my collegebound daughter and need a new computer for myself. Not sure what to do as all my current machines run Windows 7. Not sure I wanna learn Windows 8 but not sure I wanna be a test case for an untested, brand new Windows 10. Foncused . . .
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    An OTC thread from the SW perspective
    She is absolutely untitled to maintain her "standards" and should be prepared to accept the consequences, even if it means losing her whale to another more eager beaver (pun intended). In the real world, it works the same way. Some vendors willing to compromise their standards (rebates, client entertainment, unpaid perks or upgrades) make business decisions to retain or attract customers. Other more principled vendors place their business model in a different space. WIn some, lose some. All in all, I say good for him for getting what he wants AND good for her if she chooses not to partake in giving him what he wants even if it means losing him. Ahhhh capitalism!!!
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    9 years ago
    OT: Golden Age of TV
    Best Mini Series ever: Band of Brothers Best Series ever: Sopranos Favorite comics: Lewis Black, Lewis CK, Jarrod Carmichael
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    9 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Bunny Ranch
    +1 @shailynn #2 idea above has been very, very good to me over the years in Vegas. You described it perfectly - it is like shooting fish in a barrel. In addition to slow walking strollers, I check out the casino bar stools and the slot machines in traffic areas. The key is the eye contact. I know I am not good looking enough to garner eye contact from some stunner sitting or strolling by herself with her tiny purse (unless she was working). I have had some great experiences for as low as $150 (they all quote much higher to start). I don't have firsthand knowledge of casino girls in Reno, but I imagine it fairly similar. Has anybody had any luck locating casino girls elsewhere in the U.S.? I've been in casinos in Detroit, Phoenix, Missouri, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Indiana with no luck, but I didn't try that hard, to be true.
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    9 years ago
    Guys shed some light on this
    @Estafador -- sorry :( Sadly, having reached middle age, this is what I see and what I experience. For every one happy @seaborderr there are numerous opposites. On my own street, in an above middle class neighborhood, I would say marital success is running at 50% + or -. It seems to me if you can somehow make it to 60-ish, you might make it together for the duration. Maybe the need for a thrill becomes overwhelmed out of a desire not to die (or age) alone. I know it sounds depressing -- sorry . . . it is depressing. My advice: make sure you and your life partner agree completely on the BIG TWO: Money and Sex. These seem to be the two areas in which compromise doesn't succeed. If she spends more than you are comfortable or you want more sex than she is comfortable, there is gonna be friction. If you have any qualms about either, well, like I said, that is what strippers and/or divorce are for. I am stupid. I missed all the signs 20 years ago. While dating, we were having sex no more than once a week -- red flag number one. That was soon once a month and then once a quarter. My last action was Thanksgiving. Also, when we married, she had no retirement accounts or savings of any kind other than her checking account -- red flag number two. Now, I am trying to out-earn her spending and reserve spare cash for my PL hobby. Might not make it. Sigh . . .
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    9 years ago
    Guys shed some light on this
    Most men do not want crazy women helping raise their children, even if crazy women are often tigers in bed. That is why we marry sane, safe, supportive women that society sanctions as suitable spouses.. When the kids are grown and the wives are dried up, the wives either figure out how to satisfy our needs one way or the other (blow jobs work, so does anal, perhaps handjobs, maybe just not nagging us about golf is enough), or we look elsewhere. That is why divorce happens and that is why strippers exist.
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    9 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Bunny Ranch
    I go to Nevada a couple times every year for 15 years, usually LV. Have tried Sheri, Cherry Patch, Chicken and Mustang up north over that time. As everyone has said, you are (over) paying for a completely legal experience. If the legality of it is important to you, give it a try. Plan on $250 to $300 minimum and you'll need to do some shopping therein to find anyone that will give you more than a handy for that amount. The best looking versions will be more than that. Over the years, I have given up on both SC and broths in LV. About the only thing I do any more is casino girls. They are every bit as good looking (if not more, at times) than the legal variety. For a fraction of the cost, I have never failed to have a good time, usually with 7s, 8s, or 9s. Do not worry, I have never seen an LE sting in the hotel casinos themselves. No hotel/casino wants the reputation of supporting such an effort. I honestly cannot think of a single strip hotel in which I have failed to find at least one or two girls working (and I have pretty much been in them all). Check the bar stools or the slots near the elevators in any of the major venues. They are almost always alone. As long as you only discuss an exchange of money for time, you're good. Any working girls will make eye contact with you as you walk by.
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    9 years ago
    luv_women
    North Carolina
    Options in SF?
    OK. What is FBSM?
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    The Trophy Wife
    Musicians get all the good pussy!
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    9 years ago
    SuperDude
    Detroit, Michigan
    I need to take a break
    Understanding that everyone is different, I am ALWAYS aware (the next morning) if I had too much to drink the night before. Have you ever blacked out with memory loss from drinking before?? Was your card used at White Castle? Did you sign a receipt? If you are being honest with yourself and you truly have NO recollection from leaving the club to recovering your debit card to White Castle and so on, I would seriously investigate the possibility you were doped. You can visit a hospital or an immediate care center and have a blood test. Do it now. The details of "I woke up in front of . . ." are nobody's business. Just tell them, "I think I might have been drugged and I want to be tested." I would also immediately check your bank balance and consider telling your bank to put a temporary hold on your debit card as it was out of your control for 6 hours. As everyone has said, sure, it is a wake up call. I only order beer ITC as I can watch them remove the bottle cap. I don't trust anybody in a SC to make me a mixed drink. Am I paranoid, fuck yeah. Think about it . . . I am traveling ALONE with a lot of cash and with NO DESIRE to ever have to explain in a police report my whereabouts when I was drugged and robbed. I want no permanent record of any of that. I have even had a dancer reach in my pants pocket when my pants were around my ankles and steal cash while my head was thrown back and my eyes were closed. After enough trouble and enough close calls and enough stories like yours, I will always be paranoid and on my guard in situations like SC, AMP, escorts, etc. It is not like I can call the cops readily. Be safe and have fun.
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    9 years ago
    Did I accidentally meet a call girl?
    Shark: Agreed. I think the odds were pretty high that she was looking for cash for sex. The simplest answer is usually the right answer. Occam's Razor.. Everything else is just good advice concerning the 1% of the time it is either LEO or a ROB and how to protect one's self.