wildbourbon
Front room DFK leads to your wife leaving you.
Comments by wildbourbon
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5 years ago
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
I never tried weed until it became legal. Not once until I was in my 30's. Hell, I didn't even have my first drink until I was like 32.
I tried weed to see the difference between it and alcohol and I like everything about weed better than alcohol, especially no hangover. Well, I guess there is a type of hangover but it's like a peaceful, calm feeling I feel the morning after. I'm groggy when I first get out of bed but that leaves as soon as I get moving.
The best thing is that it's legal and when I take it, the chronic pain in my knees goes away for the rest of the evening and while I sleep.
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5 years ago
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
I take edibles every other day or every 3rd day; I don't do marijuana in any other form. My regular dose is 50-60 mg THC to get me where I like to be. If I'm drinking alcohol with it, I half my mg THC (usually 30 mg) and set a limit of 2 drinks, otherwise it's easy to get out of hand and turn a great trip into the dizzies.
I wait to take edibles until I haven't eaten for about 6 hours (eat lunch, then edibles around 6 PM). I start to feel the face tingle in about an hour and when that happens, I eat dinner. If I take edibles shortly before or after eating, I don't get high at all. I also avoid high-sugar foods like soda, juice, and candy because they seem to kill the high pretty fast.
If you're not a regular user, I'd start with 20 mg the first time you try on an empty stomach and don't mix it with alcohol until you get the right dosage that works for you. If the cookie is 100 mg total, you can do the math...I almost always buy the mints or lozenges because they come in 5 and 10 mg pieces for easy counting.
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5 years ago
THE CHAINDOG
Massachusetts
This weekend I was detailing one of my cars in the driveway so I could sell it. The 19 year-old neighbor girl directly across the street from me decided to trim and mow her yard wearing spandex volleyball shorts and a small bikini top. Eye candy? Yes.
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5 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
I wasn't happy with my weight so 2 years ago I decided I was going to start dieting and working out and I lost 40 lbs over the course of the first year. I hit my goal weight, so the second year I focused on maintaining my weight while not restricting my diet anymore.
I have been able to maintain my weight loss but this coronavirus shutdown has really hurt since the gym has been closed for over a month now. I 'm the same weight but my muscle tone has decreased. I still work 9-10 hours per day but this week the weather is finally nice enough for me to start exercising outside.
My sex drive and sex life have been the biggest benefactors, so I would definitely recommend starting a workout program! The key for me was to have one big goal (lose 40 lbs) and step on the scale every morning before showering. I then set short-term weight loss goals (i.e. started at 235, so my first goal 225, then 215, 210, 205, 200, 195) and this helped me see progress and keep me motivated.
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6 years ago
nicespice
For the last year every time I go to a club I have one or two strippers ask if I have Instagram. I don't take my phone into clubs, so I have them look me up and follow me right there, then I follow them when I get out to my car.
I like IG because they frequently post sexy pictures along with their work schedules. Much better than texts at inopportune times, IMO.
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6 years ago
Electronman
Too much of a good thing is never enough
The Acropolis in Portland, OR is open for breakfast at 7:00 AM, including Saturday and Sunday but I don't think they have dancers on shift until 11:00 AM. Acropolis is somewhat of a legendary dive in Portland and if they can't make stripping work early in the morning then I don't see much of a market opportunity for others.
Most dancers make money on the late shifts, especially on weekends, so how many are willing to get out of bed to strip at 7 AM for what would probably be a slow shift?
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6 years ago
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
New Jersey
"You think the guy who gets married to sara sampaio will want to go to strip clubs?"
He will after he puts up with her shit for 10 years. My experience has been that the amount of shit a woman expects her man to put up with is exponentially proportional to how hot she is.
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6 years ago
Muddy
USA
I get a lot of compliments from civvie women and gay guys when I wear this cologne. Might give it a try instead of pheromones.
https://www.amazon.com/Insurrection-II-Pure-MEN-Reyane/dp/B01M9CHHQB/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1545179590&sr=8-2&keywords=insurrection+ii
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6 years ago
Iam4u2screw
Kentucky
It's a lot easier to tolerate a woman who doesn't talk.
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6 years ago
wallanon
The girls at my Walmart are the same ones you'll find in Tijuana. The only difference is the girls here look like they get $400/mo. in free Twinkies that must be consumed every 30 days.
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6 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
I had a HS reunion this year and there wasn't a single attractive woman who showed up. Granted only about 150 people showed but me and two of my single buddies were at least hoping there would be a couple of prospects. Every last woman was a land whale, including the single ones. The sad thing was that all the women still thought they were the hottest women walking the earth and when the single ladies' horde realized they weren't going to get even a drunk man to take them home, they all left!
We had several discussions with other groups of men and they all said the same thing. Overall the men looked pretty good and the women, wow, they were a sad bunch.
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6 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Strip clubs and tobacco were taboo when I worked for a large bank and marijuana was a no-go. These industries are also looked down upon in the private lending industry and there are very few private lenders who wade in those waters.
That being said, I've lent right around 1/2 million to two start up companies whose cash flow and justification for the loans was provided by strip clubs owned by some of the partners. Needless to say, I was very interested in reviewing the strip club tax returns and I was surprised at how profitable they were. They were in an all-nude and alcohol allowed environment. Alcohol provided the largest portion of the net income, followed by fees collected from the dancers themselves. Video lotto also provided a good portion of net income, followed by food and entry fees.
If I were to own a strip club, it absolutely would have to serve alcohol, be topless at a minimum, and have to allow contact during private dances.
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
1. If you're not married to her, she gets nothing--absolutely nothing from you--except that which you gift to her out of your own accord.
2. You don't pay any of her bills or debts out of your wallet unless you offer to do so out of the kindness of your heart. No car payment, no electricity, no clothing, unless YOU decide you want to do that for her. A girlfriend is not entitled to anything and if she feels entitled, she will bleed you dry and leave, or she'll never, ever have enough from you especially if you move on to marriage. Either way, an entitled attitude (selfishness by either party) will always end up with a broken relationship.
3. She should not have access to any of your money through bank accounts or credit cards. The only money of yours she should have is that cash which you hand to her personally out of your own volition. She doesn't get to use your debit card at the ATM or your credit cards to go shopping without you. If she wants clothes, either give her some cash or take her shopping but you set the budget and you pay at the store. If this offends her or she withholds affection, end it right then and there, as it will only get worse the longer your relationship lasts.
4. No system is gamed against you. You are responsible for your relationship and your money. If you feel like you need to let her spend all your money just to get good sex, she'll never have enough to spend and you'll always feel like a slave to her habits. You'll never feel like a man in a relationship like this and you'll have nobody to blame but yourself for your misery.
Having an entitled deadbeat girlfriend is no different than a stripper's deadbeat boyfriend--and we hate the latter here on TUSCL. Why would you accept it with a woman?
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6 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I've had a Harley Dyna Wide Glide for a while and picked up a 2017 KTM 1290 Super Duke on clearance this spring. I've ridden that to work almost every day since.
I really want an adventure bike and have been looking at the Honda African Twins.
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7 years ago
BurlingtonHoFactory
New Jersey, near the Shore
I get 2-3 messages a day on SA from girls I haven't messaged before. One is a private photo request (which I decline if it comes without a meaningful message), one is a working girl (I'm at such and such hotel today), and one actually read my profile and sent me some sort of meaningful message.
My experience is that most women want to meet ASAP but I like to plan a couple of weeks in advance. By the time I weed out the girls who won't plan, maybe 5% of the legit messages turn out. Of those, I am very picky with whom I spend my money. It's my money so I'm not going to pay for a woman who is less attractive than what I can already get offline.
I have an SA date Saturday but she wants me to bring an STD test and I don't have time to get one this week so I'm debating on cancelling since I'm not meeting if action isn't guaranteed. I also have a one-on-one business meeting with an attractive woman late Friday afternoon. She knows I usually quit work around 2 on Fridays and she wanted to meet at 4. I imagine we'll end up at a bar and I've been confident for a while that there's mutual attraction.
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7 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
The sad thing is that she's married and she probably did more nasty things with the student than she'd ever done with her husband.
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7 years ago
Darkblue999
Somewhere in the club
The "permanent" Snapchat scam works like this:
1. Claim you're offering a special for a lifetime subscription for 48 hours.
2. Set your price and posts lots of sexy teaser pics claiming you'll get more if you sign up.
3. Snap for about a month with those who signed up.
4. Claim your account got deleted, or you lost your subscription list, or you have to make a new account.
5. Start the scam with a new group of men.
I've never paid for online pictures but I see this scam with a lot of the girls I follow, some of whom have modeled for me.
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7 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
""Bourdain was once quoted that a Chicken McNugget was the most disgusting thing he ever ate,[59] although he declared that the unwashed warthog rectum he ate in Namibia and the fermented shark he ate in Iceland were among "the worst meals of [his] life.""
Unwashed warthog rectum? Now I know why I never could get through one of his shows.
I never like to hear about a suicide. RIP.
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7 years ago
FTS
Did someone else send you a gift from the same retailer for your birthday? If so, maybe they ordered and forgot to update the shipping address for this order.
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7 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
I get ignored without having to be on an ignore list.
In all seriousness, unless it's an easy program, I wouldn't bother. I could not care less who ignores me and most of the time it would probably be a mutually beneficial ignore.
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7 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I make approximately $350.00 per year.
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7 years ago
Huntsman
Gynecology student
Boudoir photography
Basketball (city league)
Boating during the summer
Motorcycle riding
Golf (I golf one round per week but it's mostly just to spend time with my aging dad)
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7 years ago
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
Cut it off and put on some lipstick. You'll get all the ass sex you can handle.
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7 years ago
OraCLE1
Ohio
Things that turn me off:
1. Bad smell (including breath). If you come to me and your mouth smells like pickle dick from 3 feet away, go away.
2. Fat. I don't mind curvy but if the cottage cheese looks like a golf ball instead of a basketball, no. If I can bunch it up into a hairy donut around her belly button--fun--but not appetizing.
3. Bad teeth. They don't have to be perfectly straight but if they look like a goblin shark brushed her teeth with a mixture of meth and alcohol resulting in the color of cake uranium, get out the Gieger counter and let's do science instead of dances.
I don't mind stretch marks if the girl works out. Same with other scars like c-section and stab wounds. One of my favorites had 3 knife wounds in her stomach from a crazy ex. She was slim, sexy, and sensual. Yum.