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Some strain of sativa.
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Some strain of sativa.
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I'd go with at least half full.
My 1st high, upon returning to cannabis 10 years ago became kinda intense. My wife demonstrated to me that slow, gentle foreplay cures any anxiety, at least for me.
I hadn't got stoned in 25 years since college. I was in Las Vegas on a Saturday alone with no plans. So i figure what the heck. Within walking distance of my hotel was a pink taco and a stripclub. The plan was catch a little buzz, eat some Mexican food, and than enjoy drinks and titties for the remainder of the evening. I went to a dispensary and bought a Cheeba Chew Decca hybrid taffy. It was 175mg which meant nothing to me. This one little taffy was supposed to be 10 doses, but it wasn't scored into doses very effectively.
I called ahead to pink taco and was told no wait. So, I chewed what was probably a dose and a half (remember the taffy didn't break apart on any pre-scored lines) on an empty stomach and then did the 5 minute walk to the restaurant in the Vegas heat. When I arrived there was now a 25 minute wait. While standing in line, I began to feel a tingling sensation in my face. By the time I was seated I was really feeling the effects. I ordered lots of food remembering my youth and the "munches". However, the effects kept getting stronger. I ask for more water each time the waitress came by. My margarita was so intense to me I might as well been sucking a whole lemon it tasted so sour. The music seemed to make the whole room throb. My anxiety grew almost to a panic attack as the crowed restaurant became claustrophobic. I enjoyed the cool creaminess of the guacamole, but was repulsed by the look and smell of the entree. There was probably nothing wrong with the food, I was just freaking out.
I left without really eating anything other than the bowl of gauc. Walking out in the now cooler night air, I started to relax. I went ahead and went to the stripclub. It started fairly well with me ordering a cold beer and enjoying the stage, but soon the anxiety began to build again. A couple of dancers came by to engage in conversation, but I feel like I must have come across as a gibbering idiot. I got a couple of dances, but here's the kicker, I was totally in my head. I might as well have been dead from the neck down. I could tell that my dick got hard, but I wasn't feeling anything. I left and just sat in the hotel room for the next several hours waiting for this unpleasant experience to pass.
So my long winded advise is: Don't take 20mg on an empty stomach and then go out in public.
If you want to get even more fucked up (and not in the fun way), have some drinks on top of the edibles.
Every single time I've gone up to Canada and bought some edibles, I'd be alright even if I took one more risky dose than recommended. But once I added alcohol into the mixture, it increased the high tenfold and would always make me sick.
I wait to take edibles until I haven't eaten for about 6 hours (eat lunch, then edibles around 6 PM). I start to feel the face tingle in about an hour and when that happens, I eat dinner. If I take edibles shortly before or after eating, I don't get high at all. I also avoid high-sugar foods like soda, juice, and candy because they seem to kill the high pretty fast.
If you're not a regular user, I'd start with 20 mg the first time you try on an empty stomach and don't mix it with alcohol until you get the right dosage that works for you. If the cookie is 100 mg total, you can do the math...I almost always buy the mints or lozenges because they come in 5 and 10 mg pieces for easy counting.
I tried weed to see the difference between it and alcohol and I like everything about weed better than alcohol, especially no hangover. Well, I guess there is a type of hangover but it's like a peaceful, calm feeling I feel the morning after. I'm groggy when I first get out of bed but that leaves as soon as I get moving.
The best thing is that it's legal and when I take it, the chronic pain in my knees goes away for the rest of the evening and while I sleep.
Given that I've never done any weed like thing at all ever, I think I'll still start with a smaller amount and see what happens. But not tonight. Tonight is for some Cooper's Croze that I got for my birthday. The other, I'll be saving for when no one else is around.
Some have given me near death laughing fits (everything was funny to me. even seeing someone blink made me laugh.).
Some have had a psychedelic effect where all my senses were intensified x20 and slightly altered. (ie: Listening to music is absolutely amazing and the patterns on wallpaper and the flickering light of a candle will tell me a visual story.)
And some have made me sloth-like and very mellow until I pass out.
It seems like a roll of the dice what kind of effect I feel with each different edible I try out. My personal favorite are sour gummies.
I've had some commercial edibles as well, and they do seem to be somewhat stronger. A 20-40 mg dose of the commercial ones seems to have much the same effect as the cookies I get from the non-pro.
The commercial ones do taste a bit more like weed than the cookies I get locally though.
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I got so high I could barely order a beer at the bar or navigate to the bathroom. 2 of my buddies went total zombie (they ate 2 - fools) We laughed our balls off though. Good time but I could do it regularly.
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Kinda sucks but not worth jeopardizing my job.