Yesterday I arrived home from work to find a package at my front door. I wracked my brain for about a half hour trying to remember what I had ordered. I seriously doubted that I had ordered anything, especially from Apple Inc., who was listed as the sender on the shipping label. I open it up and there it is: a brand new 256 GB iPhone X. The shipping label listed my name and my correct address.
So i’m like, wtf is this? I call Apple to inquire about the identity of the purchaser. I provide the web purchase ID listed on the label, and I ask the sales rep who sent this $1000 gift to me. He tells me he can’t provide any information if I can’t provide the billing address or billing card number. He let me guess once; I guessed my parent’s address. It’s not from them. I remember the sales rep said these words: “maybe you have a secret admirer.” Now, perhaps he was being funny, or perhaps he was staring at the billing address and noticed that it is in my area, and tried to give me a hint. IDK. All I know is I have no way of knowing who sent this, other than to ask everybody who knows my address “did you gift me an iPhone X?”
Okay, so, what would motivate a person to send such an expensive gift without revealing their identity? Also, this is literally the most expensive gift i’ve ever received. Also, my birthday was over a month ago, and this was shipped just a couple days ago. Is this the truest form of gift giving? Like not letting the left hand know what the right is doing kind of thing?


Maybe it’s a gift from Donald Trump lol