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Comments by pineconepartyliquor (page 2)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Dancer transformation: civilian to stripper
    I prefer a nicely made up girl... makeup, nails, hair all done nice. Always sucks though when you see one of them out of makeup and they look like a wet dog. Some do, some don't. I do know this one stripper who comes over and does Private dances at my hotel when I am in town. She is naturally pretty about 5' tall petite with huge perfectly firm natural double D breasts. While at work, she wears lots of makeup and this little tiny bikini. But when she shows up at the hotel, she usually has very little makeup on and is just wearing jeans and a t shirt or blouse. When she starts dancing for me, she just strips out of her jeans and everything like she is getting undressed for bed or something. I don't know why but I find it really sexy when she does.
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    10 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    OTC with strippers
    Get a hotel room, like farmerart said, if your going to pay for the pussy, then pay for the hotel too. Except for two times, hotels are the only place I have ever done OTC and I think it works best for both parties involved. Make her feel comfortable so she doesn't make a rush out of it (there's nothing worse than one of these girls making it a rushed experience). I usually try and find the best room I can for around $75-$100 (good clean rooms aren't cheap here), bring something to drink (usually some bottled water or soda and some booze, depending on what they are into), I bring some music and even a bag of chips sometimes (these girls are always hungry after work) Any of that stuff can go a long way. The more comfortable they feel, the better the experience you will have.
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    10 years ago
    Is it only me who finds this attractive in a woman?
    I get what the OP is saying.... within reason slightly messed up teeth can be attractive to me. Nothing too crooked or mangled, but little buck teeth can be cute and slightly crooked teeth can be too. Not a huge fan of the ghetto gap, but it can Ok if its not too huge. As long as the teeth are white and not brown or gray I'm fine with crooked or small buck teeth. No under or over bites though... I think slightly bad teeth can make for a tiny bit of insecurity which leads me to think that a girl might be more easily available and willing.
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    10 years ago
    ididthisonce
    North Carolina
    The prettiest girl you ever banged?
    In fact, those Tica girls were so hot, it I had to double post.... haha
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    10 years ago
    ididthisonce
    North Carolina
    The prettiest girl you ever banged?
    Hands down, no questions about it, the two hottest girls I ever banged were escorts in Costa Rica. Both were about 19-20, and had amazing bodies and the tightest pussies I have ever felt. One of them I took with me on the road to travel around to beaches and rain forests at the great price of $200 per day. When we got sick of each other, I put her in a cab and she went back to San Jose. The other one I met on the next trip to CR after being there for a few days. Even though you have your choice of literally a hundred different girls each night, I stuck with here for the rest of the week because she was the hottest sexiest and most fun girl I thought I could find. Come to think of it, #'s 3, 4 and 5 would also probably be Costa Rican escorts, but then again I prefer Latina women. I will say... those Tica girls are really hot, very cheap and know how to party.
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    10 years ago
    ididthisonce
    North Carolina
    The prettiest girl you ever banged?
    Hands down, no questions about it, the two hottest girls I ever banged were escorts in Costa Rica. Both were about 19-20, and had amazing bodies and the tightest pussies I have ever felt. One of them I took with me on the road to travel around to beaches and rain forests at the great price of $200 per day. When we got sick of each other, I put her in a cab and she went back to San Jose. The other one I met on the next trip to CR after being there for a few days. Even though you have your choice of literally a hundred different girls each night, I stuck with here for the rest of the week because she was the hottest sexiest and most fun girl I thought I could find. Come to think of it, #'s 3, 4 and 5 would also probably be Costa Rican escorts, but then again I prefer Latina women. I will say... those Tica girls are really hot, very cheap and know how to party.
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    10 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    What would you say if a stripper wore THIS in the club?
    doubt that would ever happen. I did however spend a good hour looking through that tumblr site and there is some all star camel toe on there.
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    10 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    OT: Will you be watching?
    Cant stand watching soccer, so I will not be viewing any of the games unless maybe its on in the background at a bar or something. Even then I find it hard to have any interest. Would rather watch a blowout baseball game between 2 last place teams in late september than any soccer game.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    The Ultimate PL
    Sounds like a new protege of "The System".
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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    chicks that would bring out the pl in you
    very pretty face but those titties are busted.
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    10 years ago
    sailmd
    New York
    spanking in the club
    After spending hours upon hours sitting and talking with strippers inside the club and out, I have heard of just about everything being requested by customers and strippers alike. I have had girls ask me to spank them; usually requesting it to be harder and harder as one guy said I wasn’t sure that I was doing it right. Spanking isn’t really my thing. One girl I know has a regular that asks to be pissed on and he also asks her to shit on him. She does the piss thing regularly but she wouldn’t shit. She said that she got some other older stripper to bring some of her shit back from the bathroom and sold it to him and he said he jerks off at home while smelling it. Another girl in the same club said she also had a guy ask to be pissed on. I have heard of several guys wanting to be slapped in the face and kicked in the balls. Also had girls ask me to spank them over and over again, choke them, pull their hair, all that. One girl asked me finger her ass hole while she gave me LD, to which I obliged. Last week I was in VIP with an older Asian lady, she insisted I jam as many fingers in her pussy as I could, I got 3 in there (she was very tight) and she wanted to be finger-banged hard for a long time. She came several times and squirted all over the place. It was pretty cool. She also had a biting problem, kept biting my chest and shoulders really hard to the point she left teeth marks on me. Then she bit my cheek and left a huge mark at which point I made my exit. All true stories.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Dougster's "Don't Ask" System
    I read their body language. If they seem turned on, then they will probably have sex with you. For money that is. I think most of these girls that I paid for OTC wanted to do it mainly because they got all horny in the VIP or wherever and they knew they would enjoy it. However, they almost always want money for it because they think, well, if I'm going to do it, I might as well get paid. It's the "this pussy aint free syndrome" that so many girls have these days. And I think somehow they feel less slutty if they get paid. More of a whore and less of a slut.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    My Candy Crush
    her uncle's house?
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    10 years ago
    Alcohol
    If I could just drink Jamesons, Titos vodka, Don Julio, crown royal and hendricks gin for the rest of my life, I would be very happy.
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    10 years ago
    Sauget
    Michigan
    Need a San Fransisco Recomendation
    "Really? I've walked around San Francisco, and I saw homeless people but nobody I felt scared of. It's not like walking around in Detroit." My only trip to SF, I was walking back to my hotel at about 4 AM and the street I needed to take was closed because there was a murder scene. So I took an alternate route, ran into a group of homeless people who treated me to some crack. I hung out and smoked crack with them for the first and only time in my life. I had fun smoking crack with them for a little while and continued on and made it safely back to my room. True story.
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    10 years ago
    Strippers and Expensive/High-End Alcohol
    @LMN why would you leave and tell her to order something good? That's asking for it.... An just curious, how much did that bottle of cognac cost you?
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    10 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Weirdest Hustle: What's Your Best Example?
    Wen to VIP in a club where the dances are $20. The girl told me her dances were $25, and I asked why they were $5 more than the other girls. She said "Because I need to pay taxes" at which point I laughed in her face. She also said if I cum that I will automatically owe her $150. I told her I would bet her $150 that she could not make me cum. She didn't take the bet.
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    10 years ago
    Sauget
    Michigan
    Need a San Fransisco Recomendation
    O'Farrel Theater, I guess that's what Mitchell Brothers is... The strippers are hot as hell. Definite attention from the ladies for your wife, I saw several female customers get pulled up on stage. There are a lot of really young customers in there, so the girls will give you attention if you are older thinking you have more money of course. They have lesbian shows and private rooms and all kinds of stuff goes on. I had a blast there.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    are strippers the most fiscally irresponsible people in the world?
    It doesn't matter how much $$ you give them, they blow through it in the same amount of time regardless of the amount. If they are using it to buy blow, then they are buying blow for all the other girls too. Most all of them have zero concept of how to save money for another day when they might actually really need it. As the old saying goes.... "Here today and gone... later today"
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    10 years ago
    private party talk
    I think when most guys hear "private stripper party", they assume its an opportunity to grope and fuck the girls too. And in the case of your friend it was, so the guys probably assumed the same for you. Sounds like you got lucky and indeed stay away from Laura. Great stories though, thank you for sharing. I have heard very similar stories from other girls, you aren't alone.
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    10 years ago
    why do you take strippers out to dinner?
    Everyone has made good points here. I think some (or many) of us here are incapable of really enjoying sex without some sort of connection with that person. I can't go with hookers or escorts for a meet and fuck and really get any enjoyment out of it. Whether you are doing drugs together and then fucking or having dinner and drinks and then fucking,or going to the zoo together then fucking, you are still making a connection with the girl that heightens your experience with her. It gives you time to tease each other a little and when you finally get down to it, it makes the sex that much better. Ans as Lone Wolf said, it is FUN. Most of these girls have had a crazy life and they are full of great stories and they know how to have a good time. They are uninhibited, they like to party, and they aren't shy. For now, civies bore the shit out of me and I only go on dates with strippers whether I am paying for sex or not. Call it a mid-life crisis phase, call it what you want, I don't really care, it suits me just fine for now.
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    10 years ago
    Stripper Stench
    Smelled it several times, sometimes I have smelled it just while they are on stage, other times it took a LD before I noticed it. I have talked to other guys that have experienced the same thing. There was one girl that I used to take OTC and when I was done with her, the smell of the condom mixed with her pussy was so awful it was a deal breaker. She was super hot and really sweet so I put up with it for a while but no more... I didn't have the heart (or balls I guess) to tell her about it. I always wondered how they couldn't notice. I think a lot of it has to do with general lack of regular checkups and cleaning down there. There are a lot of them that cant take care of their money, their kids....think they're gonna take care of their pussies?
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    10 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    Butt slide
    Kind of depends on the couch or seat you are in, but never really bothered me at all. If thats what I need to do for her to give the best LD possible, then I am happy to do it.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    otc threesome
    I have 2 experiences with this, both were facilitated by my ATF (she picked the girls). The first was me, the ATF and one other girl. Cost me $300 for each one, it was an OK experience, the second girl only wanted to bang once and she was done, then sat there and whined for a ride home while I banged ATF for a good while. Second time it was my ATF and 2 other girls for a total of 3 girls. It was almost too much to handle, but it was a lot of fun and these girls had a great time as did I. One left after about 2 hours, the other I had to eventually ask to leave because she just wanted to keep going and I was spent. ATF spent the night as usual. Cost me $300 for each of the other two girls, ATF didn't charge me (but she was paid handsomely when I bought her some nice gifts a few days later). ATF admitted to being jealous after the fact and said we wouldn’t do that anymore. With the right girls, it is awesome, can be a little awkward at first but once you get going things feel pretty natural.
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    10 years ago
    knight_errant
    New Jersey
    $2 Dollar Bills
    The Red Parrot in El Paso gives them out as change at the door and the bar. I always spend them before I leave because if anyone sees you with a $2 bill at another club, they know youve been at the dirty bird. I prefer to keep my exploits to myself and the RP isn't my regular club. But I do always find it funny when strippers think a $2 bill is some sort of special rare form of currency when they are readily available at any bank.