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Comments by DoctorPhil (page 11)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What makes a Dive Bar ?
    lol. san_jose_guy you know you've never been in a strip club much less a dive bar in your entire life
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Question for the Mexico experts...
    you ain't never going anywhere are you san_jose_guy? you're just a little pussy whipped window licker. it must have been humiliating when your ex-mail order bride laughed when you couldn't get it up. did she laugh out loud or was it uncontrolled giggling? was that the reason for the divorce? failure to consummate the marriage that you had paid for but you couldn't fulfill your manly duty in bed? was she from tijuana or is that just where they mailed her from?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    How many dances do you want ?
    hey san_jose_guy why don't you shut the fuck up about your pretend world of underground mexican hat dancing circuits. nobody believes you just like when you were a fibbing little psycho kid back in the mental institution
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    "The San_Jose_Guy Show", from 3-5 PM daily on TUSCL
    hey kids, what time is it?? it's howdy doody time it's howdy doody time
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Why do i Persist in playing the chumps game ?
    i think i see the problem. here, i want you to write this down and try it on your next visit. pants come off in the front room, save the friendliness for to back room.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    1st ever TUSCL Tijuana Meetup
    i would move heaven and earth to be there if san_jose_guy were going to be there. if that isn’t clear enough it means i definitely won’t be attending
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Question for the Mexico experts...
    ^^^^ see what i mean @justme62
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Question for the Mexico experts...
    @justme62 you do know that san_jose_guy is never ever ever going to go to tijuana and he is never ever ever going to shut the fuck up and stop asking the same stupid questions over and over again while creating a bizarre fantasy world in his sick, sick mind. stop enabling him. his mom has a hard enough time trying to get him to brush his tooth and into bed without you winding him up. thanks
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    8 years ago
    Wat kind of guy gets best lap dances !
    @justme62 "i'm certain that looks can make a difference." and gravy breath. don't forget about gravy breath. ain't no whore so low that she'll dfk someone with gravy breath and who could blame them
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    "The San_Jose_Guy Show", from 3-5 PM daily on TUSCL
    it’s almost like going to see the rocky horror picture show for the hundredth time. so absurdly stupid and so absurdly predictable as the audience shouts the lines while throwing popcorn at the screen. the difference is that the rocky horror picture show was a cinematic farce while san_jose_guy exists as a real life horror and farce though fortunately he is confined to his mom’s basement and the putas of tijuana will never have to scream in terror “it walks among us” because he will never ever go to tijuana
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    THANKS TO THE WHALE I WENT TO RED LOBSTER
    mmmm, mmmm. you can't get a more cholesterol rich diet than shrimp boy howdy
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Spirit_of_Alucard
    From the great beyond
    *** There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust from Supernovas & Elemen
    @sharkhunter "ok I'll stop rambling" yeah like that'll ever happen
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    SIGNS HE'S UNDATEABLE, ACCORDING TO A STRIPPER WHO'S SEEN IT ALL
    i'm surprised there is nothing about a dumb ass loser who plays with star trek dolls, errrr star trek action figures that is. and not a single word about the mentally ill reeking of gravy breath maybe the short bus riders have a chance after all
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Christmas Present From Dougster to TUSCL
    in an effort to reduce greenhouse gas and be a responsible citizen of the world i am requesting that instead of gifts this year that people make a donation to "the foundation to stamp out the mentally ill living in san jose basements - aka lloydism" thank you for your thoughtfulness. future generations will sing your praises
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Business cards to hand out to strippers
    "have chackin - will travel" oh and san_jose_guy, shut the fuck up you dumbass
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    How many .....
    "Fox News article, for @SkiBirther, stating that 96% of Ivy league professor's money went to Obama in previous election:" that's what he said: "the most ignorant segment of society" who did you think he was talking about?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Have you ever been desperate enough to fuck this?
    san_jose_guy is at this very moment doing an internet search to figure out if that is possibly a suburb of san jose located on a convenient bus line and if the jail allows for conjugal visits
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    8 years ago
    how for deal with ATF OTC using coco in hotel next to you?
    @JohnSmith69 " Yeah it was stupid but I was in love." and as such you were deserving of endless ridicule for being unable to handle your mid-life crisis like a man. glad to see that you are doing better in that regard. you're still not all the way through it yet but you're doing better and at least you haven't moved into san_jose_guy's mom's basement and taken up snorting gravy with that hopeless loser. and my fee for helping you through the roughest patches? let's just forget about it shall we
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Zombie prostitute. Eewww!
    you mean would the sleepy time rapist jump her bones? well of course. even zombies have to sleep sometime don't they? hmmmm
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    How many .....
    san_jose_guy is just bitter about that ingrate mail order bride that he bought taking out a restraining order on his loser ass. that and the fact that the gubmint keeps making him re-certify as a psycho mental patient to continue his disability welfare checks
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Update please
    this just in. san_jose_guy the underground mexican hat dancing fanatic and sleepy time rapist is still an idiot. that is all
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    [OT] Are we in a Boom or a Recession?
    @TheeOSU "For the record, i'm one of the guys that think you read TUSCL signed out and see everything guys on your ignored list say." ya think? lol. he is such a lloyd
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    SJG's favorite online discussion forum
    what does that have to do with you being a rapist san_jose_guy?
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JimGassagain
    Bacon props!!
    Are you white? Then you're guilty!
    @san_jose_guy "Our consumptive economy is not sustainable. And also, poverty is created by social marginalization. Many people are just locked out. It is not so much atonement which is needed, there just has to be major change." said the pasty white guy who bought himself a mail order bride from the third world
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    8 years ago
    [OT] Are we in a Boom or a Recession?
    shut the fuck up san_jose_guy you have no "team" and you have no money and you have no talents and you have no abilities. what you have is the restraining order from your ex-mail order bride and a failed life with no future