The only way you can atone for being white is to give up all of your gas guzzling vehicles and move to the inner city after giving up all of your wealth for reparations.
It's the only way to settle our guilt and repair our race relations from our past. This way we can go forth onto a sanctramonious utopia where there will never be any more poverty, crime, or hate. Just peace and love.
My organization will begin to create a redistribution of funds we have frozen from the accounts of the whitest people alive, me being one of them. There will be others like Louie Anderson, Lou C. K., Brad Pitt, Michael Moore, and Robert Redford. Others will follow as I am deeply entrenched in local politics and therefore my firewall must be secure to protect my f2f dealings.
Bill Cosby, Jay Z, Kanye West, and Chris Rock will all get a free pass as they are too black to be considered guilty and are free from admonishment.
If you are really white, and want to join my organization to spare yourself from total damnation, please PM me!


I redistribute part of my earning to single mothers of all races, does that give me a pass?