What makes a Dive Bar ?

Dirt floors, ugly dancers.

Are the girls always ugly ? Are they ever above a 5 ?

Do they always got to be 30 at the youngest ?

Is their ever a 20 something 6 willing to please in these dive bars ?

Am I asking for to much ?

Too much is never enough !!

LMFAO

A dive bar is a place CrazyJoe would not want to take a shit at. If he did he definitely would put toilet paper on the toilet seat before he sat down.

That is, if they even have toilet paper.

A true dive bar is one where you need scuba gear.

Sticky floors, dirty glasses, no toilet seat or toilet paper in the can, WWII war bond poster on the wall, the house mom who is as old as the poster is the hottest chick in the joint

Wherever you crack a rat

Damn ! ...how old and blind do I need to be to start enjoying these places 60+ ? Lol

I would say that it is women who probably cannot work at show clubs anymore. But most of them would not want to. They don't see the rules as protecting them, they see the rules as restricting them.

And then the women make less money. So it is no great privilege to work there. The owner does not have much of a whip to crack. So he just has to look the other way. The women work there just to set up OTC's, or to get guys into their van in the parking lot, or other things like that. Ideally, most anything goes ITC, and with front room GFE being standard, the way the girl lets you know that she wants to get horizontal with you.

SJG

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Juice, In a dive bar the girls are radical free agents. More likely than not they are not interested in selling dances. They either want to sell onsite FS, or OTC, or just get front room intimacy money.

They don't want to follow any rules except for their own.

I say that these kinds of places are the best.

SJG

lol. san_jose_guy you know you've never been in a strip club much less a dive bar in your entire life

The smell of bleach permeating the club and urinals filled with ice cubes are a couple of pretty sure signs.

Well you only smell the bleach if you get there the one day a month they clean the place.

Lol

It could be coming from the bleach bath for the needles in the dressing room...

Poor upkeep of the building facilities. More regulars and locals than travelers. City Hall is wants to shut them down. They're on the shitlist of the local alcohol board. You get the idea. You can find girls above a 5 there. Sometimes they lack the confidence to work at a classier joint but that might not be the only reason, or the reason at it. It's a comfortable place. Like a pair of Alden's boots or a Roots chair. You get the idea.

That's a good description...sounds like I would enjoy those

In the name of the father founder and the Savior Juice and the crazy Joe Holy shits Amen

I like dives and dressed up dives, too.

The long metal urinals with ice is a dead giveaway.

So is just a hole in the ground in the "bathroom."

Oh, and a condom machine on the wall that's rusted with paint chipping off of it.