Comments by SketchinGuy

My fave was art class, because I was great at it. I was always one of the top three all the way through 10th grade--it wasn't until my junior year that I faced any serious competition from other students. After that, composition. I could write well when I wanted to. But these days I'm something of a history buff. I will say that in 7th grade, I paid very close attention in algebra class even though I hated it. My math teacher was a hot brunette who sometimes went without a bra & wore fairly snug tops.

Caprisun69 - If it isn't already obvious, you need to GO GET CHECKED OUT. There has to be a clinic somewhere in your area. Also I'd pay for those morning-after pills for her if I were you, unless you want to pay child support for the next 18 years or so....

I wish I had been there to see that!

That means more customers & money for you. Win-win.

popondemand - It wasn't Talk of the Town, was it? That's never happened to me, but I walked in there once just to see what it was like. Yecchh, what a shithole.

And in the Mons Venus of all places. That club has a high rep, at least among those of us not in FL...

Though I'm not a celebrity, I'd like to sign up for that show. I got dibs on Justin Bieber...An easy win would be a great start. :)

When she read the label on my jacket: "'Carhartt'? Is that your name?"

Your tax dollars hard at work! :D

ReadyPayerOne - You've been hanging around the pink site, haven't you?

That or else the state gov't is starting to care about working conditions. Considering that CA was once a major organizing area for unions, either is possible.

For a while now I've wanted to build a small boat. (I have some joinery skill & been doing research.) If I pull it off, I will name the boat "Crunkbear", after her.

I have, when I've seen great reviews posted. Reviewing strip clubs is definitely an art form when done well.

That's happened to me many times involving pen & paper, but it wasn't phone numbers. I don't see how a bouncer can stop half of it these days when you can just punch a number into your phone. It's not like customers turn in their phones at the damn front desk.

I don't criticize art's decision. Where there is no independent authority, the only thing preventing another man from messing with you is his awareness of what you can do to him. It was the same way among Mongols when Jenghis Khan was born & among Bidoun (bedouin) before they all started settling down & giving up their nomadic ways. In a few places, "honor" is not yet an obsolete word.

As long as you don't get nabbed & don't have senile dementia setting in, it could be a nice retirement plan!

@former - So I've heard, that's why I'm polite when I'm in a club. I know I am only a wallet on legs to the stripper I'm with....but hopefully a somewhat appealing one (as opposed to a crude rude one with $$ as the only attractive feature).

I know this is late but I gotta say: This thread is mighty educational... Been to SW a few times but never made it a regular destination. I like to have an idea of what goes through strippers' minds (with the potential drawbacks of a site like SW or anywhere else). If the mods there are as capricious as described here, then I certainly won't join it.

If I were given $100,000 all at once...If possible, I would use a portion of that to purchase partial ownership of one of the local clubs. Why should I piss away my money in a strip club when I can get paid BY the club instead? If not, then I'd put a down-payment on a 2BR house in town, fix it up if necessary then immediately start screening prospective tenants to rent the place. Let the tenants pay the mortgage etc. for me. Wait a few years & keep track of the real estate market, so I would know when to sell the house. After that, I'd check out the clubs in Spain. Madrid, particularly.

#3 if the food is decent. (Greasy pizza or burgers won't cut it.) I won't even consider #2 for the same reasons. A good option is to eat before you leave your home.

Electronman cited my initial confusion without meaning to. When I read the OP I first thought "What? Grey went from pioneering gonzo porn to shilling for PeTA & now she got a nose job? Nothing's sacred, dammit..."

Try for the third option. I have my own hooks to keep a dancer interested aside from whatever I'm spending that night. But if that doesn't work & she goes to the high-roller douche, I'm pulling up stakes & heading out. There is always another club (at least until 2, in my area).

I'm just happy to see a nice pair of feet in the shoes. Pictures of a firm butt are always appreciated, though.

End the bloodshed, women of the world! You don't have to turn your jade gate into something that looks like raw material for a cooking show...

God bless all young carrot tops...How anyone could give Chastain a bad rating for the flame tresses, I don't know.