Comments by duomaxwell (page 6)

Nothing wrong with pee in the shower

$20? $20 is nothing to ensure a continuance of her services.

It might be kind of rude, but don't try and get her fired over it. The way that clubs work is that customers paying for anything > customers paying for nothing (at that moment, doesn't matter if you're there every day and buy all of the dances, because management is probably retarded) so she probably would have got in trouble if she DIDN'T ask you.

I have a lot of tattoos (most of a sleeve and lots of leg ones) and while people have told me that they don't like tattoos (or blondes, or small breasted girls) they still get dances from me anyway.

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Clermont Lounge is awesome, I've always wanted to see 50 year old strippers and it did not disappoint.

Customer: "You can be my little girl... incest is best!" Me: "...why would you ever say that out loud."

^ You're Happy Noodle Boy from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.

^ Yeah, but more often than not they're fake names that can be changed at will and if a guy is an extras guy chances are he's only going to be seeking out an extras girl (so really, how much can she actually make over a long term). There are a fair amount of ROBs posted about on this site and I'm just surprised there aren't more for many, many reasons. Psycho customers aren't one of them, they're pretty easily dealt with.

Who is Keyser Söze?

IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST YOU'RE LAST!

There's a club in Richmond that pays their dancers "waitress wages" (like $2.50/hr on top of their tips and is offering them healthcare packages) and the dancers at that club are pretty stoked on it. Happy dancers mean happy customers. I think that the strip club industry could benefit from a re shaping in regards to the way that dancers are treated. Realistically, I don't think that there would be as many incidences of dancers ripping off customers if they felt that they were being compensated fairly for their time. I understand that there's a "market rate" for BBFS, but maybe the dancers that provide would perform more enthusiastically if they had comprehensive health coverage to rely on should anything go awry as a result of the service they had rendered. Truthfully, I'm surprised that more girls aren't just telling customers "yeah, I'll fuck you in VIP", getting the money and then not delivering. The system strip clubs are operating on now is kind of like a Möbius strip of everyone involved getting ripped off.

@farmerart - telling a girl you like to eat horses is the equivalent of telling someone you think that the NYC skyline was greatly improved after the events of 9-11.

@papi_chulo - Yeah, that's pretty par for the course... I like working in a pre-pay club to avoid situations like that, however.

Minimum wage on top of the money we already get? I'm for it!

you guys are high

You're going to poke the baby in the head!

As an aside to everything everyone else has said, if you are going to use a credit card keep your wits about you and make sure you understand what exactly is being charged to your card (especially dancer drinks, which they might order without your permission). Truthfully, cash is always in the best interest of the customer.

Some girls just like having sex.

Btw, that's not counting gifts, shopping trips, etc.

@Ilbbaicnl: More like 4 nights a week, averaging $500 a night. More often than not, $600+. $1000+ twice month. And then the odd text to 4 customers every couple of weeks asking for $100. Out of those 4, one will give you $100. Math's a bitch when you aren't pretty. This site's userbase is and has never been the average customer base.

I run into customers all of the time, at the weirdest places.

Lots of guys will give girls money for nothing. Not even 1/1000... More like 1/4.

As long as I will simultaneously be eating an ice cream cone and wearing mickey mouse ears, deal.

@govikings - yeah, I don't want to get serial killed