Comments by duomaxwell (page 7)

Someone PM'd me and told me he knew where I worked and what kind of car I drove.

I think I've mentioned this before but there was an HIV+ dancer at a club I used to work at that found out and continued to do OTC anyway.

@rickdugan - it's not outrage, it's genuine hope in the interest of fairness. My customers may be married, it's true, and I hope their wives are copping a feel too.

What do you MEAN law enforcement has access to the Internet? There was a warehouse around here that used to throw parties that got shut down because the Facebook event invites weren't private.

@rickdugan I hope to God your wife is fucking the pool boy to keep her from going over the deep end with you, you trash whale.

There's your problem, you think "traditional dating" involves the Internet.

I've met two TUSCLers!

^ Naw, it definitely depends on the person. Kind of like how A girl will let you take her out to dinner and might not even kiss you on the first date.

Nope and nope. I met my boyfriend in the club, though.

I've been dancing for 4 years now and the farthest I've ever gone was making out with a customer I thought was hot.

Yeah, don't bareback anyone. Even if you're like, "I'm old it doesn't matter" you don't want to give it to people 20 years your junior.

Not everyone that ends up in prison is an asshole and not everyone that keeps themselves out of them is a good person.

Just grow a pair and tell her she's not your type. Dancers appreciate that kind of thing and they'll leave you alone.

I think that this is actually a plan by conservative America to slowly sap the fun out of strip clubs.

This is better than Livejournal in 2005.

Must be nice to have so much free time!

^ um, dare I ask what exactly you're doing to keep trolls in line? Just get a cab! God forbid I should ever be in a relationship that involves that much subterfuge.

http://m.imgur.com/r/funny/8NgHV0u

You have an obsession with numbers. Also, have you ever noticed how one of Shannon Doherty's eyes is higher than the other one?

^ I did not know that, that's kind of scary. Some STDs don't show symptoms in some people, so unless you get tested regularly you probably wouldn't know you had one unless you gave it to someone (assuming they had symptoms and correctly traced it back to you). Sort of like some people can carry the herpes virus and never have an outbreak.

It was very kind of you, in any case.

My Dad always says "up shit creek without a paddle".

Sharpen heels of stilettos into fine points in the event they need to double as weapons.

Pick-up artists are mentally handicapped.

@grand1511 I like the implication that younger equals better