Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 80)

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    6 years ago
    Vantablack
    GOODBYE TUSCL!! :)
    Platonic Relationship
    Friends can always happen but I am not going to a club just to make or see platonic club friends. Sometimes I would buy a drink for a girl I just get along with and chat but nothing more. I am on a mission for bigger and better things.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Anyone ever go to the club on your 30 or 60 min lunch break ?
    A couple years ago I met a dayshift dancer for a nooner at the club probably three times. My lunches had a tendency to run more than an hour in those cases.
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    6 years ago
    ppwh
    Myanmar
    Ecosexuality
    Sweet Cherry my favorite. Papi is probably more of a thick trunk Black Cherry lover.
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Nicole1994 is carrying this weapon in her bag right now.
    lol ever heard of mace or pepper spray. Much more effective unless your goal is to terminate your attacker.
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    HELP TUSCL!!!!
    Juice you need better Bitchroll management lol
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    6 years ago
    Liwet
    If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
    Would it be easy or a bad idea to take cannibis across the border into Mexico?
    The border patrol would have s legendary laugh at that one!! Really? Its supposed to work the other way. I imagine someone in Spanish saying "nobody could be that dumb".
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Better Call Saul
    I have really enjoyed it for the discovery of the nature and motivation of the supporting characters from BB. The pace will start to ramp up with Jimmy giving up to his darker nature now his brother is gone.
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    6 years ago
    steeldog65
    I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
    She tracked me down.
    Why stay away? Are you afraid she will stalk you at work or something?
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    6 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Washing and reusing condoms
    Wait you cant do that? Gosh the things you learn on TUSCL...
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    TUSCL Interfering With Regular Life
    The was a hat somebody got from a vendor and it said OTC on it and I had to laugh. I could have worn that to a club and could have just pointed at it without saying a word ;)
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Iggy Azalea Out Here On The Airport Tarmac Twerkin With A Bucket Of Chicken On H
    omg that's still fucking hilarious.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Most disgusting thing you have seen or had done to you by a stripper?
    oh no, not this thread again ;) Some years ago I had a hot tall athletic blond with big boobs just jump on my junk in VIP without time for me to cover up and in a moment of weakness I just went with it. I knew she was not a frequent clubber and was drunk that night and riding me cowgirl. While in that position its very difficult to bail out which resulted in her recieving a large cream pie. While we were getting dressed and I was filled with joy and regret she used a one dollar bill to wipe off her pussy!?!? That was pretty gross since money is some dirty shit. I couldnt believe it. In hindsight I should have wrote down the serial number and wrote on the bill "Track my jizz". Only saw her that one night and never saw her again since I heard she got back with her fiancee.
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    6 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    Avatars
    Pretty profile of her face Gawker. Yea she looks like she would be trouble for many pl's. Has she stayed on the wagon or have you cut contact completely?
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    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Story Daniels getting divorced. " She kindly asks for privacy for the sake of he
    Poor thing doesn't want the limelight on her family because it would be bad for her family yet wants to bring a 7 year old on her strip club tour. What a fucked up selfish bitch. Maybe her soon to be ex can write a story about her affair that caused the divorce. Wouldn't that be poetic justice.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Just turned eighteen and looking to get laid
    Troll total fail...cmon Juice! Did you switch up to tequila tonight!?!?
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    6 years ago
    THE CHAINDOG
    Massachusetts
    I almost rejoined S/A...
    Yes there are but you do have to register your address for the card to work. They are reloadable debit cards. Perhaps a fake one works fine, dunno.
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    6 years ago
    THE CHAINDOG
    Massachusetts
    I almost rejoined S/A...
    Yes George I just had the same experience as chaindog. Just was going to renew and pal pal and us gift card options are gone. The process for total anonymity have all but disapeared now your billing info would be on file.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    My cover is blown at work...fuck me
    Now you and him are "dudes". Next time you see him at work publicly high five him and dont forget the down low too. If he is in a meeting that day just tap on the glass and grab a nearby chair and give it a good grind while yelling and pounding on the glass until someone drpos the shades. No worries, you are a made man now and deserve respect and promotions. Congratulations!
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    6 years ago
    gawker
    Older than dirt
    The end of an era (error)
    Nice update Gawker and hope she gets "well" by taking responsibility and becoming mentally grounded again. I sense a taste of bitterness in your story and its probably only natural since you have made soo many efforts in the past to help her get better and maybe you dont feel appreciated for all you have done. But you have also enabled her behavior. What caused her to hit rock bottom and decide to change?
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Lolol at you guys making posts like "racism at Vegas strip club"
    ignore list. Congrats!
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    CJKent (Banned)
    “The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
    Russian women are the best sex playmates IMHO and IMLE "Some Russian women are
    I love the look of Russian girls. But in my experience they do have a much more stoic and/or cold business like aproach. That may not be cultural since those girls have travelled a long distance to dance as a career. I suspect that doesnt happen without a long rough road of experience that may leave them a bit jaded. Never been to Russis though and met with actual civie girls for comparative reference.
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Craziest Thing A Stripper Ever Asked You For?
    Damn Linzee you can have my mashed potatoes anytime. Low carb diet and all for me but no spoon for you. I get to watch you slowly eat them all sexy with your fingers.
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    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Craziest Thing A Stripper Ever Asked You For?
    Car, wedding ring, boobjob, security system for her car, valium, cigarettes, pizza...to name a few. I came through on the cigarettes and the pizza. Funny thing is was that getting the pizza got her kicked out of the club and all the other girls ate it.
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    6 years ago
    Where to get STD testing?
    Only death at your request eh General, such moral high ground you stand on. A fananatic wont change their mind and wont change the subject. No point in engaging in debate.
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    6 years ago
    Where to get STD testing?
    Planned Parenthood. They are still plenty available despite fanatic morons trying to close them down.