Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 61)

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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Lost so much weight strippers can't help themselves
    Keep it going Juice! The downside is you won't automatically tilt the poker players to your immediate left and right. Up your game! ;)
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    6 years ago
    WTF is up with the crazy mentally ill people on this board these days or am I ju
    Bumpity bump
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    6 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Here is some Nature Porn
    Fuck birches make money!
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    George micropuss
    Dude its time for your meds
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    6 years ago
    clubdude
    The Greater Detroit Area
    To all the greater Detroit guys..
    Landing strip then Subis. Forget Playhouse.
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    International spoiling US SC experience
    With all due respect Flagooner paying a pretty girl just to talk to you and pretend she likes you is pretty fucking pathetic. Just go to a bar or a club if you want that but if you can't because nobody wants to talk to you well reflect on that fact. While I have never been to a brothel paying a girl straight up for sex seems straightforward and no-nonsense. You are not paying for anything other than that. You are much more of a "mark" in a strip club subject subject to the illusion that she is interested to maximize her $. If you revel in the illusion that she thinks you are clever and handsome then that's what you are really paying for. Whatever floats your boat.
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Tijuana
    Do you actually talk to human beings like this in person? I doubt it unless you are frequently getting a beating. You need to chill out Francis.
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    6 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Pretty front desk girls
    My long term ATF was that girl...so no
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    6 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Pretty front desk girls
    You should feel ashamed you dirty bastard
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    6 years ago
    Nidan111
    Somewhere in MO.
    Dental Dams
    No. I would rather go without. What a dumb name though, it sounds like it protects your teeth from a squirter. I would think a better name would be something like oral barrier, vulva wrap, pie protector, bad boy barrier, ....
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    6 years ago
    Nidan111
    Somewhere in MO.
    So you want a stripper to remember you?!
    When she looks at her baby's face she will remember you for a long time.
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    6 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    UBI ( Universal Basic Income )
    This could be the most impractical conversation ever. Go back to playing sim city or whatever and satisfy your God complex there.
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    6 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Strippers who lose custody of their kids
    Objective view Nicespice. Thanks for sharing. Kids are the real victims in these situations and there are no easy solutions. If the immediate family is unable to help then foster care is better deal than a direct threat to their lives (but far from ideal).
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Pregnant former Playboy model, 25, is extradited and booked into a Las Vegas jai
    @Rick yea I suppose you are right which sets the baseline for many of us. Does anybody else think he looks like Dr John Hammond from Jurassic Patk? Those Raptors he was feeding killed their meal ticket. Reptile brains...
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    6 years ago
    CC99
    Say yes to the sex industry!
    TUSCL members you miss?
    LMN
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    6 years ago
    WTF is up with the crazy mentally ill people on this board these days or am I ju
    lol Muddy you keep it real
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    6 years ago
    WTF is up with the crazy mentally ill people on this board these days or am I ju
    I am probably referring to the spam posters...
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    6 years ago
    ThorForklift
    Dark Times
    Lust for the night...
    If she really liked you I just don't see how she will not close the deal unless you are pushing her away. A naked couple getting stimulated and not eventually getting off is very odd and contrived. Unless you are doing some tantric shit on purpose it just does not compute.
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    6 years ago
    OldGringo
    Retired from internet message boards. Good luck all.
    El Tigre
    ^^^That was for pussy ;)
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    6 years ago
    She was probably just on her period
    @Jack. Too many PLs of the year win it by shoveling a ton of $$$. Its such a yesterday move when you can give her a gift that really means something.
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Pregnant former Playboy model, 25, is extradited and booked into a Las Vegas jai
    A few things come to mind... 1. Epic stupid sugar baby 2. Earp is an appropriate name for his girlfriend 3. Fucking your sugar baby when she has a jealous neck tat loser nothing-to-lose bf is a bad idea. 4. Now that he is dead who is going to bring the dinosaurs back to life now?
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    6 years ago
    JAprufrock
    Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
    I'm gonna eat pussy
    The picture is Bob Crane from Hogan's Hero's. He was a huge man whore sex addict and used to video tape all his sex which included group sex. He would have been a solid contributor to TUSCL
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    6 years ago
    She was probably just on her period
    PL of the century? I don't think so unless she cried because you were inspired by Van Gough and gave your ear as your present. You partially recognize the futility of your cause which is a start. But your troubles are only just beginning... Most alarming is they let you in the club without socks. It's only a matter of time until the club finds out and demands more appropriate attire. Use old newspaper or cut the sleeves off an old shirt. Next thing you will tell us is how to make food out of ketchup and sugar packets. More on that later from SJG...
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    6 years ago
    Nidan111
    Somewhere in MO.
    Glucose Guardian
    Juice?
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    To.people who cant wash dishes because they are too busy: I seriously eel your p
    I know two Polish friends. Am I bi-polar?