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11 years ago
Oh yeah. For all of y'all that bemoan strippers for lying, I feel sorry for you and your civi girl relationships. We all know that civi girls never lie. They're all Mother Theresa's.
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11 years ago
Always expect the unexpected.
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11 years ago
Why would I care? I had a fake ID back in 93. Yes, it's harder to get new fake id's, they say. New encryption shit. Tell that to the Mexicans in MacArthur Park. Those Beaners seem to be up on all ID knowledge.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Fuck the Red Sox. A couple of World Series victories and the city wants to act like New York. Here's a phrase Boston-Go fuck yourself. Yeah, you have one more NBA championship than the Lakers. When were the majority of those rings won? In the past. That's like UCLA fans bragging about being the best at basketball. Yeah, the Patriots have done well in this last decade-What about before Brady?
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11 years ago
Shitballs! I'd be rich as Bill Gates slanging all this Al Pacino look-a-like dick! Ooohhh Aaahh!!!!
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11 years ago
I've found that using the waitress as a hook up to the dancer of your choice usually works great. If you've been to the club before and know the dancer's name, then it makes the situation a lot easier.
If you've never gotten dances with a dancer before or if you're new to a club, informing a waitress of your interest in a dancer and your willingness to spend cash on her, works well.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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11 years ago
Add Gardena,CA to the list. 3 strips clubs and a population of 59,000. These three clubs have a specific type of dancer-Bad Ass Brickhouse Sistas that know how to please a man.
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11 years ago
@SCLVR-Ain't that the truth.
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11 years ago
+100 for Superdude.
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11 years ago
I love Vegas and indeed, Vegas has dimes galore but it has ROB's galore too. Same with San Francisco. In the COI, I've had better service with a dime than I ever had in Vegas. I've never been to Detroit, but from the reviews and discussions, Detroit sounds a lot like COI.
I don't know how to answer the question. I won't answer TJ, though. Mmmmmm...
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11 years ago
@Ermita-Right on, my brother. I have a green leisure suit that I bought for $1 at a thrift store. It's smooth, but since I'm all of 5'7", I look like a Latin Leprechaun.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@Ratdog-Not sure. As long as they made money, they wouldn't mind. But $40 for a bowl of noodles is quite expensive.
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11 years ago
Ever notice that when you're late to a thread, everyone else has already mirrored your sentiment?
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11 years ago
@Moto-While working at a customers house, I accidentally dropped my keys into the sewer. I had to lift up the manhole cover, climb on down, and fish my keys out of the algae. Pretty mucky.
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11 years ago
Not from a dancer. Why is it that whenever somebody calls you from jail, they all have the same response-"Man, I'm in here for some BULLSHIT!" It's always some bullshit.
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11 years ago
Good one, Gawker.
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11 years ago
Just don't use Palmolive. If it softens hands while you do the dishes, imagine what else it softens when you get a Lapdance.
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11 years ago
Too many people seem to be of the return the wallet, keep the cash mentality. In my opinion, too many people also seek a reward for doing the "right" thing. Not to sound self-righteous but I was taught that the reward was doing the right thing. You did your duty and fullfiled your obligation to your fellow man.
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11 years ago
Holding hands is all gum drops & lollipops in grade school but when I'm in the strip club I want her holding my cock.
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11 years ago
I can imagine the commercial. Some Maclemore in the background.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Since we're kinda talking bout Asians, I've had some interesting experiences at AMP's throughout the years. Take this one in Montclair, CA. This AMP was in an old house. Nothing unusual there. What was different was the big garden they had out back. Well maintained. During the day the mamasan could be seen outside, gardening. The place always smelled like good food. Every now and then, they'd hook you up with a bowl. Good eating.
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11 years ago
Only when I need me a slumpbuster.
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11 years ago
You got me laughing so yards, I'm coughing up my lunch.
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11 years ago
I was with this one Asian escort. While at her place, I ended up wearing an apron, with her brand new puppy in a small rucksack over my shoulder, in her garden, trimming roses, while she showered. Long story.
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11 years ago
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Now that's recycling, muthafucka!