Comments by SlickSpic (page 11)

Get the mount. Take the back. Rear Naked Choke. Enjoy.

"Queens!"

@Shadow-Hahahahahaha.

Sounds like Masque of The Red Death, Saudi style.

Anchovies, garlic, and onions. Now those are some extreme extras.

Temples of Boom-Cypress Hill-1995-III

You know who ain't ever worried about a Boom? SippyCup, that's who.

@IME-Hahahahahahaha!

D, of course. I'd take her down with extreme prejudice and leave her libido looking like Dresden.

It ALWAYS deals with the WINTER WAR! (Channeling my inner Alucard with a little yelling)

I only go to strip clubs dressed up like a Prep. Just because I'm brown doesn't mean I can't rock an Ascott like a 1980's teen movie villain.

Miniature Golf, but only if I dress up like Happy Gilmore, and the whore dresses up like Happy's Gramma.

Club_Goer took the words outta my mouth.

"Where are all the white women at?"

A whore by any other name is still a whore.

I dig the look of the place. I went to this one strip club that use to be a Denny's or IHOP. Club_Goer remembers this now defunct club in Pomona by the name of Babydolls. That use to be a restaurant and now is an orthodontist office.

I had this one dancer pop the pimples on my butt, stage side. Good thing she had those Oxy wipes.

I consider kissing more of a craft than an art. I must admit, I'm pretty crafty.

Any new news on the Winter War?

Sorry but they don't bother me. Do I Ike them, no. They're just a part of life. We all get zits. Don't forget, they're fun to pop!

I usually paint portraits of strippers, a la Renoir.

@Estafador-Probably not. The fact that he's alive is testament to his constitution. A transmission line is a natural gas pipeline that I can walk through. I'm sure FarmerArt has seen some similar shit.

Funny Russian Mafia story-Couple of so-called Russian Mafia dudes are in West Valley detention Center, talking shit to the guards and fellow inmates. They get processed and now are in gen pop. They start talking lots of shit to some Brothas from Little Africa(hood in San Bernardino). I guess they must've watched Training Day one time too many. Those Brothas made Borsch outta those Ruskies.

Interesting how different occupations have different hazards. My co-worker was working on a transmission line and after an explosion, he has third degree burns on most of his body. He might not make it past the week, he's so fucked up. My sister and I took his kids to Knotts Berry Farm this weekend. My sister is really good friends with his wife. She got the unlucky job of explaining to their kids that their Dad might not live. My weekend has been pretty sad, to be honest.

Who is Slaux.pas?