Poll: Which Would You Rather Do If You Were Paying...

Dougster
Sex with a hooker or play miniature golf with her?

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impala
10 years ago
WTF?
Dougster
10 years ago
I get the feeling this is going to be a real close call for most people, but I'm going to make it even tougher with a part b): If you use a euphemism for "hooker" like "call girl" or "stripper" or whatever, does your answer change?
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Definitely miniature golf. I love it when she leans over to make a putt and I can stare at her breasts.
Dougster
10 years ago
Is it part of that desire to "mentor"?
ATACdawg
10 years ago
Miniature golf in a landslide! After all, you get 18 holes every round vs one (well, maybe three if she's very liberal) and those windmills --- ooh LA LA!
Dougster
10 years ago
Lol!

Come on guys. 'Fess up! You say it's more about the sex, but who will admit that "mentoring" them at mini-golf is the real motivation. You just say "sex" to make yourselves look good!
Dougster
10 years ago
Lol!
Deeb0Ne
10 years ago
I've done both, and I'd rather fuck. Then do some coke, and yeah, maybe mini golf. My favorite is playing Nintendo afterwards. Old school NES and bong hits.
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Funny thread. Bound to be a classic
SlickSpic
10 years ago
Miniature Golf, but only if I dress up like Happy Gilmore, and the whore dresses up like Happy's Gramma.
georgmicrodong
10 years ago
Sex. I suck at golf.
PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Would that be strip miniature golf?
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Maybe she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose
slaux.pas
10 years ago
Yor dick wont fall off from a disease if you play minigulf so I say that. It is retarded to do things that make your dick fall off. How do you jerk of without a dick you returds.
motorhead
10 years ago
Why is it called "miniature" golf?

The ball is regulation size. The clubs are full size. Normal sized people play, not just dwarves.
slaux.pas
10 years ago
Your such a retard motorhead. It is minigolf cuz the windmills and dragons are small. You want a full size dragon? Your a retard if you do cuz it would eat you.
motorhead
10 years ago
Lol. Full size Dragons would indeed be scary. Little ones are bad enough. Remember in Jurassic Park the cute little dinos that turned mean and scared Newman?
Dougster
10 years ago
Look stevie-girl! Turns out your not a fuckin' weirdo for preferring to pay to play miniature golf with a hooker as opposed to having sex her.

I'm a bit curious, though. If "mentorship" is so important to these "sugar babies" why do you to pay to provide that mentorship to them? Seems it would something they should gladly accept without requiring some money to do so. Maybe even pay you as they would a college or something? It all doesn't make alot of sense to me.
mikeya02
10 years ago
Doug, it"s more like nurturing....."I want you to look good"......"I want you to do good in school"......You're a great girl, you deserve to be happy"...stuff like that
crazyjoe
10 years ago
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I pay $1.10 wear da fuck you been ? Thought you was my friend ? Bitch i pimp smack my parent's

Diamonds and carrots i spanked my own parents...balling like daffy duck !!

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This my fuck u2

Im meditation off of self medications

Im fucking this game up

Im on dis steak house shyte im about to turn up and get lyte

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Jelloshots to da dome it makes me insane in my cranium.. laced up with cake batter, bitches make me fatter when they smack my baby batter

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