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Why put off the inevitable?

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Demand a divorce during the wedding ceremony.

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ATACdawg

Ya know, those burkhas cause no end of problems.

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crazyjoe

Thats what happens with pre arranged marriage

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LenaSmirnova

These arranged marriages are a Russian roulette with the penis size as well! :p

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jackslash

"So when she lifted her veil to smile for photo, groom recoiled in disgust"

It could be worse. The groom could have killed himself.

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SlickSpic

Sounds like Masque of The Red Death, Saudi style.

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Eagle1191

This is why arranged marriage doesn't work if the people have never met, do not get along, or do not find each other attractive.

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mikeya02

Eagle, that's what Captain Obvious would say...lol

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Eagle1191

Sometimes the obvious is needed, it is kinda funny the article.

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shadowcat

"Coming to America" deals with this in detail. :)

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SlickSpic

"Queens!"

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mikeya02

" I Married a Teen-age Werewolf".........kinda fits

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slaux.pas

This is totally retarded. I cried when my mommy and daddy divorced and it wood have been worse during the wedding. Dont make retarded jokes you retard.

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ATACdawg

You would have cried if your parents had divorced at the wedding? Wow, you really are a humorless b-----d!

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LenaSmirnova

@slaux.pas i bet your parents divorced cos you are too retarded and your dad thought you are not his son n that your mom is a slut ouch did i get you right in the balls lol.so thats how your vocabulary was basically created…just listening to them arguing from your day one:,-0

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PhantomGeek

This thread's been up for 19 hours, and we don't have a history and commentary on the subject from SJG yet? I wonder if he's feeling okay -- or if he's trying to find a couple dozen books to read and quote.

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LenaSmirnova

Haha I wouldn't know if SJH ever posts as I put him on ignore list,his crazy rubs on me in the wrong way but slaux.pas absolutely cracks me up,I totally dig that lol I'm even worried about my sudden infatuation with him...

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san_jose_guy

Mick and Bianca argued for hours about pre-nuptuals and all with threats of it all being called of.

SJG

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