Comments by SoonerSam (page 4)

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By that logic, Wonder Woman was violating the Flag Code.

Oops, I mean: it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it and to install a new government.

Wow, I feel dumber for having read that. Thank you for calling him out, duo!

Ah ok. Thanks guys!

It's funny I had this conversation (or something similar to it) last night at work. I am a DJ at a local club and there is one dancer there who I told the doorman I would let piss on me if she was into it. I'm not saying I'm into getting pissed on, but if that was her deal, she is hot fucking hot I would let her piss on me if it meant I could get in her panties.

"discaseful"? Really? I hate to be a grammar Nazi on here, but for the love of the English language PLEASE learn how to fucking spell. I think it's disgraceful that you can't spell "disgraceful".

I actually had a doorman make a recommendation to me one time. I was skeptical, but I talked to the girl who he recommended. She told me she had two rules: 1) I had to cum on her tits, and 2) whatever happens in VIP stays in VIP. Just broke rule number two lol. But I'm with sahdow and the others regarding dancer referrals. If I know the girl making the referral, I tend to get what I want.

No sex with a porcupine in Florida? God damn it! My question is: who did this that a law needed to be written banning it? What the fuck?

The only reference I found on Google was Gone With the Wind. Is that what he meant? If so, are you saying, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"?

You write informative reviews, but I'm not a particular fan of copying and pasting the same thing over and over again. I have written multiple reviews of the same club, but I am more interested in providing more information about my current visit than rehashing the same general info over and over. And while you may be right that stories are not reviews, they can be a good gauge of how the club currently functions on a particular day/night and dancer quality/mileage. I'm not saying you don't provide that, but I do want more than dry general info. I actually like the stories. Maybe I'm a rarity on TUSCL. I've only been here since October, so ... You certainly can choose to ignore this if you like. Just my two cents.

@Jerikson - yeah, I have and do currently work at a strip club. I looked it up, and the penalty for anything under $500 is up to a %500 fine, up to 3 months in county, or both. And I am also a 20+ year strip clubber. I can't help it - I love strippers. As often as possible.

They do it in some West Virginia clubs, too.

In Oklahoma it's called defrauding an innkeeper and the police can arrest you for it. Not sure what the penalty is, but we've threatened to call the cops when some douchebag refuses to pay for LDs. Of course, if I had my way, I'd just beat the shit out of them and "accidentally" erase the videotape.

Yeah, go to Baby Dolls. If you need more, then you're not trying hard enough.

I agree with Rod's assessment of a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. My personal statement about it is you don't finger paint on a Picasso. Some women's bodies, in my opinion, are works of art, and to try to add to them by getting tattoos actually takes away from their value. Just my opinion. I know plenty who love women with tats. As to the question, my preference is no tats, but light tats is not a deal breaker. Heavy tats I've seen, and I probably would call them a deal breaker, although I can't say for certain. If my dream girl in every way (sans the tats) walked up to me and was heavily tatted, I'd have to seriouslt reconsider my position.

London and I are again on the same page here. I like skinny girls - prefer them actually. And honestly, "way too skinny" is completely subjective anyway. I might see a girl I think is perfect and someone else would say she's way too skinny.

I have recently started asking strippers this question. I don't know how other guys have done it, and honestly I don't give a shit. I agree with London that it needs to be done diplomatically. I tend to be almost apologetic about it. I say, "I'm not intending to be offensive by asking this, but do you meet customers outside the club?" If the answer is yes, I then ask about price. So, that's my approach. However, maybe others are simply bold enough to come right out with it, but I am more demure.

I used to go there about 15 years ago. It was an interesting club - catered to a gangsta clientele. But they had hot girls and good mileage.

I had a stripper once tell me she had two rules for VIP: 1) I had to cum on her tits and 2) What happens in VIP stays in VIP. I came on her tits. Just broke Rule #2 I guess. :P

Just a curious question here: why did you name St. Louis among the four cities? I've not heard anything regarding St. Louis clubs at all.

I'm kinda bothered by this because it is a club I frequent.

I've been to PT's Gold Club, and I liked it. Haven't been to Baby Dools, but I plan on going next time I'm in town.

cambyman - no, that's another chick I know. I don't have any pics of my fave.