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Old GMC QUOTES


"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!"
- Bad Boy Ike
"Pimp-in ain't easy... so keep your Ho's sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy."
- Big Bo$$ Player
"Slide in my ride and lets roll for the stroll."
- Big Platinum Pimp
"Room is the key when you hung to the knee."
- Gold Member
"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?"
- The Don Lebrone
"Keep those Hos nice... and they'll keep you in ice."
- Big Dollar Leroy
"Can't be simp-in when you out street pimp-in!"
- Pimptacular Pete
"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long."
- Smok'n Sherm Williams
"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!"
- Sweet Sugar Brown
"Slap that Ho like a domino."
- Two Tight Jackson
"I stack my loot from head to boot... and trick my Ho's from head to toe."
FBridges
2.If you are man enough to hit me, then I am woman enough to knock you the F**K OUT!!" -The Kidd!!
3. If you diss now, you will jock later." -The Kidd!!
4. When all the buildings fall pimpin gone still be tall." -K Dawg
5. All you hoes must been mislead cause pimpin aint dead." -K Dawg
6. Women can only do two things, ho up or blow up." -Jim Swinger
7. If one of your bitches don't want to play right put her on the bench. If she want's to get back in the game make that ho buy you a new leather trench." -Mr. Devotion
8. When the people are ready, the master will appear." -Don Diego de la Vega: Mask of Zorro
9. I'm like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich, except I keep it." -Anonymous thief
10. That's thirty-five thousand dollas plus one. Mutha****a can you buy that?" -Goldie (special thanks to Mr Devotion and Aaron Powell for finding the mis-quote)
11. That nigga wanted the honeys, all we wants is the money" -Pretty Tony
12. Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up ya hear" -Pretty Tony
10. All bitches are the same. Just like my ho's, I keep 'em broke. They wake up one mornin' with some money, they subject to go crazy." -Pretty Tony
11. Man move over, and let me pass, 'fore they hafta be pullin these Hushpuppies out yo mutha*****n ass!" -Dolemite
12. A woman's legs are her best friends, but sometimes best friends have to part. Can ya dig it?" -Dolemite
13. I went to school. All the way through school, right out the front door to the back" -Dolemite
14. Pimps in the front, ho's in the back, chumps in the trunk." -Pimpin' Kyle (quote submitted by: The Jes Man)
15. George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain/Bitch I'm buyin you an ounce of this game." -Too $hort
16. Bitch jumped in the car asked me where we goin'? I'm shorty the pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'" -Too $hort
17. Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go." -Memphis Mack
THE G PAGE| THE CANCER MAN| PIMP QUOTES| BLACK FOR FIVE

21 comments

  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    You forgot, "Pimps Up, Hoe's Down. If she can't swim she's bound to drown."
  • Mac14113
    11 years ago
    Ha ha HA np
  • zipman68
    11 years ago
    Yo' b a real badass Mac-dude. What b yo' feelings 'bout produce in da asshole?
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    Aw, he's like a mentally challenged Dr. Seuss.

    Just out of curiosity, what are the benefits to having a pimp? As a ho, it appears that what one does is beat you and take your money.
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Lol ^^^^
  • Mac14113
    11 years ago
    THAT'S CRAZY HOW PPL ASSUME SHIT I DON'T HIT MY GAL NOR TAKE ALL THERE MINEY 34% IS GMC FEE
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    so what you are saying is that you DON'T, in fact, keep your pimp hand strong
  • Mac14113
    11 years ago
    I HAVE BITCHES FOR THAT ENFORCEMENT
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    sounds embarrassing
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    My favorite GMC quote is "See the USA in your Chevrolet".
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    It's nice to see that the fall of Detroit didn't quell GMC's entrepreneurial spirit.
  • ime
    11 years ago
    I TYPE IN CALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT - MAC14113
  • 23cambyman
    11 years ago
    Is this another freaking juicebox alias...SMH
  • Mac14113
    11 years ago
    To all the bitches hating pls suck my 8----------D
  • 23cambyman
    11 years ago
    Probably another lie, please send a picture of that to our resident expert, juicebox69
  • deogol
    11 years ago
    "To all the bitches hating pls suck my 8----------D"

    ---

    You got a skinny long one? Mine is thick:


    8=================D

    (Juvenile, I know, but had to be said) :)
  • ime
    11 years ago
    in all seriousness though. I think for you to find thre "talent" you are looking for you should probably post it on stripper web. That is probably the demographic you want more than just a bunch of dudes. Good luck man
  • duomaxwell
    11 years ago
    No one on SW is going to be receptive to him, THEY AIN'T ABOUT DAT LYFE
  • ime
    11 years ago
    That was the point.
  • SoonerSam
    11 years ago
    Wow, I feel dumber for having read that.

    Thank you for calling him out, duo!
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    I dont know who GMC is but I thought the dolemite quote wss hilarious
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