Old GMC QUOTES

"Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!"
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Bad Boy Ike
"Pimp-in ain't easy... so keep your Ho's sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy."
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Big Bo$$ Player
"Slide in my ride and lets roll for the stroll."
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Big Platinum Pimp
"Room is the key when you hung to the knee."
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Gold Member
"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?"
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The Don Lebrone
"Keep those Hos nice... and they'll keep you in ice."
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Big Dollar Leroy
"Can't be simp-in when you out street pimp-in!"
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Pimptacular Pete
"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long."
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Smok'n Sherm Williams
"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!"
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Sweet Sugar Brown
"Slap that Ho like a domino."
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Two Tight Jackson
"I stack my loot from head to boot... and trick my Ho's from head to toe."
FBridges
2.If you are man enough to hit me, then I am woman enough to knock you the F**K OUT!!" -The Kidd!!
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If you diss now, you will jock later." -The Kidd!!
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When all the buildings fall pimpin gone still be tall." -K Dawg
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All you hoes must been mislead cause pimpin aint dead." -K Dawg
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Women can only do two things, ho up or blow up." -Jim Swinger
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If one of your bitches don't want to play right put her on the bench. If she want's to get back in the game make that ho buy you a new leather trench." -Mr. Devotion
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When the people are ready, the master will appear." -Don Diego de la Vega: Mask of Zorro
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I'm like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich, except I keep it." -Anonymous thief
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That's thirty-five thousand dollas plus one. Mutha****a can you buy that?" -Goldie (special thanks to Mr Devotion and Aaron Powell for finding the mis-quote)
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That nigga wanted the honeys, all we wants is the money" -Pretty Tony
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Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up ya hear" -Pretty Tony
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All bitches are the same. Just like my ho's, I keep 'em broke. They wake up one mornin' with some money, they subject to go crazy." -Pretty Tony
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Man move over, and let me pass, 'fore they hafta be pullin these Hushpuppies out yo mutha*****n ass!" -Dolemite
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A woman's legs are her best friends, but sometimes best friends have to part. Can ya dig it?" -Dolemite
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I went to school. All the way through school, right out the front door to the back" -Dolemite
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Pimps in the front, ho's in the back, chumps in the trunk." -Pimpin' Kyle (quote submitted by: The Jes Man)
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George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain/Bitch I'm buyin you an ounce of this game." -Too $hort
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Bitch jumped in the car asked me where we goin'? I'm shorty the pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'" -Too $hort
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Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go." -Memphis Mack
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last commentYou forgot, "Pimps Up, Hoe's Down. If she can't swim she's bound to drown."
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Ha ha HA np
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Yo' b a real badass Mac-dude. What b yo' feelings 'bout produce in da asshole?
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Aw, he's like a mentally challenged Dr. Seuss.
Just out of curiosity, what are the benefits to having a pimp? As a ho, it appears that what one does is beat you and take your money.
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Lol ^^^^
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THAT'S CRAZY HOW PPL ASSUME SHIT I DON'T HIT MY GAL NOR TAKE ALL THERE MINEY 34% IS GMC FEE
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so what you are saying is that you DON'T, in fact, keep your pimp hand strong
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I HAVE BITCHES FOR THAT ENFORCEMENT
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sounds embarrassing
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My favorite GMC quote is "See the USA in your Chevrolet".
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It's nice to see that the fall of Detroit didn't quell GMC's entrepreneurial spirit.
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I TYPE IN CALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT - MAC14113
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Is this another freaking juicebox alias...SMH
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To all the bitches hating pls suck my 8----------D
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Probably another lie, please send a picture of that to our resident expert, juicebox69
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"To all the bitches hating pls suck my 8----------D"
You got a skinny long one? Mine is thick:
8=================D
(Juvenile, I know, but had to be said) :)
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in all seriousness though. I think for you to find thre "talent" you are looking for you should probably post it on stripper web. That is probably the demographic you want more than just a bunch of dudes. Good luck man
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No one on SW is going to be receptive to him, THEY AIN'T ABOUT DAT LYFE
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That was the point.
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Wow, I feel dumber for having read that.
Thank you for calling him out, duo!
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I dont know who GMC is but I thought the dolemite quote wss hilarious
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