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9 years ago
"Man, I thought you guys were worldly. "
George, I think a few of us are a bit otherworldly.
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9 years ago
"So tell me shalynn how do you tell LE from just a AD ?"
You can never be 100% sure if it's LE. Best thing you can is do your research and trust your gut. Do a Google or Tineye check on phone numbers and images. If they crop up in too many sites -- particular if some are from overseas -- you've got a scam going on. If they don't have any reviews on any of the more trusted sites, it could be a big gamble. If they only have one or two reviews -- particularly by reviewers who only have one or two reviews under their belts -- the best you're dealing with is a shill or the escort herself; the worst would be either LE or someone ready to mug anyone who walks through the door. Your best shot at screening problems would be to back-channel information with folks you trust.
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9 years ago
I hate colognes and perfumes and whatever else people tend to marinate themselves in. My eyes and my sinuses just start burning when that stuff's around.
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9 years ago
Well, damnit. I'm gonna have to work on that ; )
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9 years ago
"PG, you are missing out on the chance for more personalized service. I like having time to train them on the many ways to most effectively pleasure me. Like video girl, I have now taught her how to give my ultimate blow job. She does all the things I most desire every time without me even asking. It's kinda like being a sex coach."
John, that may be true, but remember: I'm just a lowly pizza guy. I'm lucky to clear $20k a year. I just don't make the money that a lot of you guys do.
And with the shit that's hit my family this year, I just don't have the time to travel any more. I don't have time for much of anything for myself any more.
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9 years ago
lol Well, yeah, I figured that, but it looked like you might've been saying "Big Black Cock," too.
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9 years ago
Just read your sluttification post, John. I think my question has to be: You do sleep sometimes, don't you?
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9 years ago
Clubber, well, whether you like it or not, welcome back, you old curmudgeon.
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9 years ago
Wish she didn't have the random tats, but, yeah, I'd still get a dance or two from her.
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9 years ago
He didn't forget "S." It's just on the same line as "R."
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9 years ago
My OTCs have always been one-and-done meet-ups. No need to worry about any drama.
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9 years ago
I have to agree with sclvr5005: A lot of social mores are falling to the wayside. Remember back in the '70s, even while the sexual revolution was going on, men and women living together -- even platonically -- was still fairly taboo and risqué. (Yeah, remember "Three's Company"?) Today, men and women live together, platonically or not, and it isn't the scandal that it used to be.
And the media sure is feeding into this, not just porn but mainstream materials, too. It isn't just art imitating life anymore -- it's life imitating art and back again. We're all just becoming more and more acclimated -- more desensitized -- to the new and different mores more quickly; it's almost like something brand new comes along and, not ten minutes later, it's all old hat.
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9 years ago
BBC? Are you slipping in some porn jargon, too?
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9 years ago
I thought Rule #1 was Cardio.
Oh, wait. That's survival in Zombieland.
Or is it "No one talks about Fight Club!"
No, that's "Fight Club."
Nuts. Sounds like it's time to start up a new list of rules.
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9 years ago
$2300 for just two hours? Damn, D95. I was going to wave "Hi" from halfway across the continent, but that'd probably cost me $50 minimum.
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9 years ago
Gee, could John really be serious?
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9 years ago
Whatever inexpensive but comfortable and long-lasting walking shoes I can get my paws on. Basic black, too. Fashion and brand names mean nothing to me.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Thermals, sweaters, actual winter jackets -- and that's just on the milder days.
Damn, I hate North Dakota.
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9 years ago
Yeah, FarmerArt's definitely one of the good guys, here online and probably everyplace he pokes his head. Take care, man.
And it's good to see a post from Clubber, too! Where've you been hiding at?
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9 years ago
A couple years back, at a burlesque show in Indianapolis, I saw a classically trained ballet dancer strip. She's a well-trained and incredibly graceful dancer.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Maybe his first act as president would be to get every TUSCLer an extra $250/month.
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9 years ago
I don't know about that Coppertone billboard. That was a very young Marilyn Chambers.
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9 years ago
I'm just shy of 54 -- age or IQ or maybe even the bank account.
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9 years ago
Remember, Juice, when you're venturing out there in Stripper Land, we do expect posts and reports, preferably of JS69's caliber of adventures but, please, no rambling SJG commentaries.
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9 years ago
You'll be making a real rookie mistake if you take any text from her seriously. Chances are, she'll text something like:
"Hey, babe. Remember me? I sure remember you. Come on down to the club. Keep me company in VIP."
Course, it'll probably be written in more of an incoherent teenage/stripper lingo, but you get the gist.