USA Road Trip in the making

motirhead said you can stay at his house when you're in Detroit. Btw unless it moved, Detroit is in the Midwest.

You left out San Jose, where you can check out the bikini bar, table dancing, AMP scene

Ha ha guys ...ok sorry for bad geography but you know what i mean u fucks lol.....seriously tho

I should pm mo head and jack lash for couch surfing lol

Rech lol fuck"em

We need to meet up and monster mash dem hookaz

Good idea mikea

On these trips i will announce on Tuscl what city im in and headed to so if any of you tusclers and dancers want to meet up just let a cracka know

For Mexican Bar "Bikini Shows", otherwise known as table dancing, better to look to Watsonville, Monterey, or Salinas. San Jose is being turned into a yuppie theme park.

SJG

" Motorhead said you can stay at his house when you're in Detroit"

All are welcome. We can go to Taco Bell for Buritto Supremes and a Large Mountain Dew

Damn str8 !!! Lol

New port richie/port richie/Hudson area. Is north of tampa in Florida that has what your looking for. so does diamond dolls in daytona (xtras. $10 fI'll nuDE private, full cobtact dancestors durine the day). Best lap dance deals for hottest dancers is cocoa beach ($10 top less full contact ). Or this is sometimes ts lounge in west palm Beach if they are slow they do 3 for $30 (xtras ND tht place tends to hire thicker girls :D). But honestly man from my experience if you can save the money miami is where its at. So much quality girls and sooooo many clubs. Hell they even have famous djs at this 24 hour strip club/club in miami. And almost every club there has xtras with dime pieces but u need some chedda. Feel free to p m me about places in florida

I used to live in San Diego from 2009-2012. Other than Cheetah's, the rest of the strip clubs in San Diego suck in my opinion. In terms of quality dancers Cheetah's wins hands down. For mileage, The Body Shop is by far the best one but the girls there are very average looking.

Might as well just go down to Mexico.

I think I'd call Illinois more of a Great Lake state than a Midwest state. I think I'd also recommend Indianapolis. Most of the clubs there are pretty hands-on, except for the Red Garter, the only downtown strip joint.

Des Moines has some hands-on clubs; course, being a hands-on state, that helps a lot. Minneapolis has a couple of decent clubs, more hands-off than hands-on, but they're still pretty decent.

Wadou25, Gewings, Phantom Geek

Thank you for such good information and i will for sure pm you boys as i get deeper into my study and actually on the trip

Thanks to everyone for your help and laughs

God Bless

Juice

Forget San Diego. At its best, Cheetah's, it is mediocre.

For Phoenix, try the Blue Moon first, then the Hi-Liter. I think that the Tucson clubs are uniformly better than the Phoenix ones, but you probably won't find the equivalent of the Blue Moon there.

You may want to add Albuquerque, TD's North is a good club and occasionally great. For a general road trip, there are other attraction in NM that are great.

I would also add El Paso, either Cabaret, Red Parrot, or Foxy.

Just some thoughts. Things change sharply in strip club land, so ask again before you go.

Harderlap thank you my brotha

Remember, Juice, when you're venturing out there in Stripper Land, we do expect posts and reports, preferably of JS69's caliber of adventures but, please, no rambling SJG commentaries.

Trust me i will and i will have met other tusclers that can finally verify my skills, methods and success with strippers as a average fat guy...much like Peter Griffin

Lol