Just something fun to do

Twenty-six things about me...

A- Age: 35

B- Biggest fear: the voices in my head

C- Current time: 9:07pm

D- Drink you last had: Rum and Coke

E- Every day starts with: Masterbations

F- Favorite song: "Florida State" By Riff Raff

G- Ghosts, are they real : yes, Casper duh

H- Hometown: Asheville NC Bitch

I- In love with: Lil Debbie cakes

J- Jealous of: my paper stacks

K- Killed someone?: yea my dick

L- Last time you cried?: last night at the titty bar

M- Middle name: Dangerous

N- Number of siblings: O "their can only be 1"

O- One wish: more wishes duh

P- Person you last called: some hooker ?

Q- Question you're always asked: is that it ?

R- Reason to smile: im not dead S- Song last sang: eye of the tiger

T- Time you woke up: 6pm

U- Underwear color: N/A i go comando fucker

V- Vacation destination: Detroit Michigan

W- Worst habit: going to work

Y- Your favorite food: pussy

X- X-Rays you've had: O cuz i dont break

Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpion yea just like Mortal Kombat

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