Clubbing Tips for Extremely Fat Clubbers

11/11/2015 1:32:53 AM

#1 always wash your rolls and get deep inside those folds its important to smell good....we all know fat guys stink.....so please at least learn to smell nice.

#2 always where dark clothing. Just like a ninja you need to blend and make your jelly rolls vanish into the darkness of the club.

#3 always avoid the buffet at the club because nothing spells looser in a club is a extremely fat guy gourge eating on perv row

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4got2wipe

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9 years ago

Brilliant stuff!

Subraman

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9 years ago

That's good advice! I'm interested in a more detailed explanation of the process described in item #1.

chessmaster

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9 years ago

I'll keep this in mind when I become fat!

just_the_nuts

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9 years ago

Lol

PhantomGeek

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9 years ago

I thought Rule #1 was Cardio.

Oh, wait. That's survival in Zombieland.

Or is it "No one talks about Fight Club!"

No, that's "Fight Club."

Nuts. Sounds like it's time to start up a new list of rules.

72_os

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9 years ago

Lmfao

Subraman

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9 years ago

I'm going to have dinner at Cheesecake Factory for the rest of the week, to try and up my roll count. Mr. Nuts, would you recommend I apply liquid soap to fingertips and then run those deep between the rolls?

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