Clubbing Tips for Extremely Fat Clubbers
#1 always wash your rolls and get deep inside those folds its important to smell good....we all know fat guys stink.....so please at least learn to smell nice.
#2 always where dark clothing. Just like a ninja you need to blend and make your jelly rolls vanish into the darkness of the club.
#3 always avoid the buffet at the club because nothing spells looser in a club is a extremely fat guy gourge eating on perv row
#2 always where dark clothing. Just like a ninja you need to blend and make your jelly rolls vanish into the darkness of the club.
#3 always avoid the buffet at the club because nothing spells looser in a club is a extremely fat guy gourge eating on perv row
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Oh, wait. That's survival in Zombieland.
Or is it "No one talks about Fight Club!"
No, that's "Fight Club."
Nuts. Sounds like it's time to start up a new list of rules.