#1 always wash your rolls and get deep inside those folds its important to smell good....we all know fat guys stink.....so please at least learn to smell nice.
#2 always where dark clothing. Just like a ninja you need to blend and make your jelly rolls vanish into the darkness of the club.
#3 always avoid the buffet at the club because nothing spells looser in a club is a extremely fat guy gourge eating on perv row
That's good advice! I'm interested in a more detailed explanation of the process described in item #1.
I'll keep this in mind when I become fat!
Lol
I thought Rule #1 was Cardio.
Oh, wait. That's survival in Zombieland.
Or is it "No one talks about Fight Club!"
No, that's "Fight Club."
Nuts. Sounds like it's time to start up a new list of rules.
Lmfao
I'm going to have dinner at Cheesecake Factory for the rest of the week, to try and up my roll count. Mr. Nuts, would you recommend I apply liquid soap to fingertips and then run those deep between the rolls?
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Brilliant stuff!