Finally, a religion I can respect

9 comments

• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I never heard of the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
  Is there a church of Venus or church of love? I'd like to claim my tax deductible gifts made inside strip clubs for lap dances and stage tips.
  The strip clubs can change their name to Church of Venus and then we can all get tax free status. Churches get special rights too. Instead of paying for dances, you could donate to the priestesses giving a church service. IRS might want paper documention which would be a drag but hey, tax free for the establishment, the priestesses or goddesses and tax free donations could make everyone happy.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  Fuck that faggot johnsmith69!
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Just like there is a schism between the Sunni and Shiite sects in Islam, is there a conflict between the linguine and the rigatoni? And I sure don't trust those ditalinis
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Lame-o.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  ^hes a homo too.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  Bumping this to remind everyone what a homo js69 is.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  You guys have never heard of the FSM? Man, I thought you guys were worldly.
  
  I'm guessing the Invisible Pink Unicorn has crossed your radar either, huh?
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  "Man, I thought you guys were worldly. "
  
  George, I think a few of us are a bit otherworldly.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  ^like that faggot johnsmith69. I mean who from this world gets butthurt about about a 19 y\o ho dumping them?