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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Not really, but it has helped me decide which clubs I want to visit.
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10 years ago
Mikey, he might've hit a cop with a drumstick bone he threw out the window.
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10 years ago
Bubba, let's hope he wasn't actually dreaming about chasing a squirrel *g*
John, just a couple of ideas and these are just ideas, just my interpretations, so take them for what they're worth. First, when you're behind the wheel of your car, you're in control of where you're going. You've got the speed, the direction, the destination -- nuts, with AC and your radio, you even have your environment. But not only are you on foot, you're also lost in a maze of roads and highways you're not familiar with. So you might be feeling like you're losing some control and some direction.
Malls, the way I see them anyway, are the modern habitat of the young -- i.e., your DS. You might feel yourself being drawn more and more into her world. When you two go out, do you do much shopping?
As for the 405, San Diego, and Southern California, my guess is that with posters like JamesSD and SJG, along with the number of conversations about AMPs, Tijuana, and, if I remember right, even about some San Diego SCs, your mind might've just latched on that and used that as a setting.
Just my two cents.
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10 years ago
Electronman, yeah, eroticmp can be quiet, real, real quiet. The big problem with it is that there are too many indiscreet morons posting all sorts of details, not thinking that anyone from nosy neighbors and landlords to LE can be reading that stuff, too. Still, it doesn't hurt to take part in some of the forums and get to know some of the guys, like on here; once you get established and get to know some folks, maybe you can get some tidbits back-channeled.
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Clubber, I've been to both the Cherry Patch Ranch and the Mustang Ranch. Sure, there were line-ups where you got to choose the lady, but there really wasn't much in the way of fraternizing. At the Mustang, I got to see a line-up of maybe five women. I paid for a half hour and that's exactly what I got -- a half hour of "Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am" sex, and then I was out the door.
I spent a bit more time at the Cherry Patch Ranch, three or four hours, for which my credit card didn't forgive me for a long time. The line-up was, maybe, three women (it's been over twenty years, so I don't remember exactly). There wasn't much fraternizing again, but a lot of fondling, a good chunk of that in the hot tub and on the massage table. When we took a break, another lady brought me a drink, just a can of Coke; she wanted a $200 tip. When I balked at that, stupidly holding my last $60 in sight, she grabbed it and (pretty much) ran. (Considering I was butt naked, I wasn't about to chase her through the place.)
Yeah, the Nevada ranches really aren't all that great, no matter their reputations.
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10 years ago
I wonder if the Surgeon General is going to have the dancers wear warning labels from here on out.
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10 years ago
(sob) That brought such a tear to my eye! Thanks, GMD!
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John, in an ideal world, with rational and mature people, being able to say good-bye and explain why would be great. But that's in an ideal world with rational and mature people. Sometimes it is just easier to cut the ties and walk away though. Here's hoping that when the time comes, you and your DS can part on far better terms than most.
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10 years ago
Jennifer Lawrence. Taylor Swift's cute, but I have a feeling she's one of those girls who needs a bit more meat on her bones.
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John, first off, something you have to remind yourself on a daily basis -- hell, make this your mantra -- is that from day one with your DS, it's always been a business transaction. No more, no less. I'm sure she's remembering this; it sounds like you aren't.
Second, she's young. She has a full life ahead of her. Is she going to be by your side when you finally retire? When you move into the nursing home? In all likelihood, no. She's going to be living her own life, whether it's finishing school, starting a new, real, and mainstream career, settling down with a boy closer to her own age, or what-have-you. This will be her life, and you won't be a part of it.
Third, is it or will it be really betrayal? Or will it be that you -- and these other guys suffering from the break-up blues -- are feeling and acting more like a melodramatic teenage girl who can't have the one true love of your life? Are you going to be Marcia Brady hating on Davey Jones because he has a wife? Are you going to be Joanie Cunningham throwing a fit at The Fonz because he didn't get home in time to take you to the prom, even if he had a fairly good excuse why he was late?
Fourth, carpe diem, man. Seize the day! Seize that moment! Enjoy, rejoice, and cherish what you have now because this is Life -- you will not have it forever. And to waste time mourning something you haven't even lost yet is just a waste.
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10 years ago
Considering I have to drive, I don't drink when I hit the clubs.
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10 years ago
Two best sources for information on massage parlors that I know of are eroticmp.com and theerotiicreview.com. Eroticmp has some forums, so you should be able to join in, read along, and chat, but if you want to read the reviews (and read any threads by VIP members), you'll need to join. It's the same thing with TER; they have some forums you can check out, but if you want access to any reviews about massage girls, you have to be a paying member.
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10 years ago
"“He had gone to the 7-11 to get some beer and was walking back towards Fantasy Island to get some beer and go home with his friends,” Lt. Kleber said."
I like that he went to the 7-11 to get some beer then was walking back to the strip joint to get some beer -- and go home with his friends.
Personally, it sounds like he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, that it might've been some jackasses who wanted to kill a random person as part of a gang initiation or just for some fun.
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10 years ago
A dancer I knew back in the '90s once told me she had declared about $140k on her taxes, and I saw her at the club only maybe six or seven months that year.
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10 years ago
They wouldn't have to be from the different chains but maybe from different areas of the country. Each city or state could have strip-offs. Winners would advance to regional strip-offs, then to the nationals.
Competitions could include the longest grind, the best grind, the hardest grind, and the quickest LDK.
Why is this starting to feel like the beginning of another National Lampoon movie?
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I saw Arnold once at the Mall of America when he was shooting "Jingle All the Way." One of my co-workers at the time also worked at the laser-tag arena that was in the MOA, where he saw Emilio Estevez and the rest of the Mighty Ducks. Sounds like Estevez is pretty short. I'm average height, about 5'11". My co-worker came up to shoulder height on me -- and Estevez came up to shoulder height on him.
As far as seeing any celebrities in a strip joint, no, but I seem to remember one dancer commenting that Estevez was in her club earlier that week -- and that he was short.
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10 years ago
Have to agree with Tina Fey. A funny and talented woman. Have to add Kat Dennings (2 Broke Girls) and Joanne Kelly (Eureka).
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"According to Indianapolis Metropolitan police, a man and his relative were being disruptive and were asked to leave around closing time, but ONE OF THE MEN CAME BACK WITH A GUN." [emphasis mine]
SJG, it's perfectly clear from the article. This isn't the fault of "thug bouncers." This is the fault of a drunk with a gun. And if it wasn't for the bouncers having guns, there probably would've been a lot more injuries, even some deaths.
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10 years ago
In Indianapolis, I enjoyed the dayshift at Brad's this year a lot more than the nightshift. The dayshift ladies were up and circulating, even taking time to sit and BS, whereas the nightshifters mostly either hung out with regulars or each other, or they were just packing up and leaving. Mileage was still pretty good, but didn't get to experience any extras. There was one dancer I really wanted to go in the back with; got to tip her stageside a couple of times. Each time she'd slide of the stage and give me just a little bit of a grind, I felt like I was ready to LDK on the spot.
The Rio doesn't have a bad dayshift either. Nuts, I had just barely sat down when a dancer on stage waved to me. I didn't recognize her at first, but it turned out that I had met her once before -- last year. We wound up spending an hour in VIP.
Dream Girls in Minneapolis tends to have a very liberal dayshift. Some cute to very attractive women. I've only done the dayshift there once, but after three grand in one afternoon, I think it's safe to say it'll be a while before I try it again.
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10 years ago
Slick, what about vegan bacon? Won't that save the vegetarians?
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10 years ago
Waitresses have eyes and ears, SJG. Even if they aren't privy to everything going on around them, they can still add 2 and 2. And at the end of the night, if they get some of the tip-outs that the dancers give, then they have a financial stake in knowing the score.
At one of my old haunts, I had a couple of regular servers who'd ask me if I wanted to get this dancer or that one for me, and it'd almost always my ATF at the time. Nuts, there were times those servers would have my drink to me before I even ordered one.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Have to agree with Occurious. "Barely detectable" is about as good of a description of infection as a woman be "a little bit" pregnant.
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10 years ago
GMD, in these instances, they sound pretty much the same.
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10 years ago
Ouch. I'd hate to get elbowed in the bar area.