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9 years ago
You can forget about North Dakota. This state is desolate when it comes to depravity. If you can give us an idea what types of clubs you might be looking for, as well as what type of dancing (table, lap, bed, topless, nude, go-go, etc.) you prefer, it might help narrow things down.
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9 years ago
I'm 2000 miles away. *sigh* Someday maybe.
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9 years ago
So are you going to send us a picture of those breasts then?
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9 years ago
Hope he at least bought the horse dinner and a movie first.
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9 years ago
D) All of the above
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9 years ago
Don't have any. Don't need any. And just plain hate them on women; like I said before, it's like vandalizing great works of art.
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9 years ago
Should we better define "ear piercings"? The typical single piercing of the ear lobe shouldn't count against piercings; however, if a woman has several piercings in her ears, that would count against piercings, as well as those tribal piercings where a person gets the hole in the lobe so stretched out, you can stick a finger through it.
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9 years ago
MrDeuce, so true. The doorman's usually out having a smoke or chatting with customers and dancers.
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9 years ago
Maybe tell her, "Thanks, but I just more in a mood to just watch tonight. Thanks anyway though." Then pass on three or four other dancers before you start to "cave in."
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9 years ago
MrDeuce, actually the Rio does have a camera in the VIP. A couple of the dancers tend to pick a particular spot or two and then know how to block the view while still optimizing the dance.
In Bumfuck Fargo, ND, the Club Northern, while a nice little club, it's still ridiculously overpriced given its market: $125 for fifteen minutes. No privacy and lots of cameras. If I remember right when I overheard one manager giving a new girl the tour, it's $100 to the dancer and $25 to the house. Entry to the lap dance area is $5, though I don't remember if it's $5 per entry or $5 per dance (which is $20). The Northern also has an $8 cover charge.
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9 years ago
I've seen some dancers do some work like that, but at just 8 years old? Holy crap. She's probably well on her way to the next Olympics.
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9 years ago
I can sleep happy tonight.
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9 years ago
Coolguy, she's playing you. You're not just her lapdog, you're a guaranteed sale because she's got you taking her shit and loving every minute of it. It has to stop. You aren't boyfriend/girlfriend; you're not engaged; and you're certainly not married to her. It's business, that's it. It's time for you to unwind yourself from around her little finger, to play the field and spread the wealth, just don't include her.
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9 years ago
Nuts, the only ones I can think of offhand were from back in the '90s, although I think there might be one in the Twin Cities...just one, mind you.
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9 years ago
Wise, Art. Sometimes it's just best to let the fires die off, well before they consume everything about you.
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9 years ago
"The best club in the area"?
Define "area." My guess would be inside their walls, provided they don't let any other women in -- or Catilyn.
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9 years ago
Sounds like DoctorPhil's speaking from experience. You rigging your game, Doc?
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9 years ago
I wonder what sort of attention he could get if he brought the little one to the strip clubs.
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9 years ago
^ I think Barbara Bush has Lillian beat then.
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9 years ago
You think some guys might try to become 2am reports after visiting this place?
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9 years ago
John, if the ex does get a job (or another husband to support her), does the alimony get adjusted?
If so, maybe you and the DS could introduce her to the world of stripping. I understand there's a ton of money to be made there, especially if a dancer lands the right PL/monger ; )
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9 years ago
Any place you'll find politicians, you'll find boobs.
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9 years ago
I'm sure many guys know where they want to plant their flags this 4th.
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9 years ago
One dancer and I started taking the same class for the same program at the same school at the same time -- and we didn't talk about it beforehand at all. Both of us also moved to Vegas at about the same time -- and again, we didn't talk about it beforehand at all; in fact, I hadn't seen her for several months before my move.
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9 years ago
Wow. I'm at a loss for some snark here.