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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
1) I first started SCing back in the mid-'80s. I suspected something extra might've been available at one club in the Twin Cities when each dancer would try to get me to buy a bottle of champagne for $50 and then we'd drink it in back. Luckily -- I think -- ATMs weren't around then.
2) The first time I knew extras were available was in 2011. At one club in my tour of Indianapolis, a dancer asked if I had any boundaries. When I said no, she undid the pants, pulled out the lollipop, and licked it every now and again during the dances. Later that night, at another Indy club, the last dance turned into a mini make-out session and then a blowjob there on the main floor. And, yes, I did go back the next night.
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9 years ago
Maybe John should bring his DS along, then she and Shadow's DS could have some private dance-offs in the VIP for the TUSCLers.
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9 years ago
Midwest is just way too large a region to get any accurate idea on rates. Best bet would be to scour the Backpage ads for the area you're looking at, then go from there.
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
I'm not a drinker, so alcohol really doesn't factor into my choices. Still:
1) Topless. Just like that little bit of tease.
2) Nude. Nowhere near as much tease, but I still won't argue.
3) MP. I enjoy a really good massage, with or without any extras. Tough for me to think of a better way to relax.
4) Bikini. Never been to one, so really can't comment.
5) Hostess. Never heard of this before. Just what is it?
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9 years ago
We also know how Farmerart fishes.
Dynamite -- Y'know, that could make for a real interesting 2am report. Just please make sure the club's worthy of it though.
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9 years ago
Back in the day, Shieks in Minneapolis had that. I don't remember what all of the perks were or how much cost. I think drinks and dinners were discounted, cover waived, and once a month or so, they'd have a VIP-only party where they'd shut the club down to the general public.
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9 years ago
I've been asked that in massage parlors and by escorts. (I always answer "No," then ask them if they are. A little humor seems to get their hands wandering and then they're a lot more at ease.)
A guy I went to a strip joint with was asked if he was a cop by the dancer sitting on his lap. Course, they had just been talking about marijuana and other drugs, too. Later, he mentioned he was a little confused why she had asked him that. A gentle reminder of "What were you two talking about just before she asked that?" answered his previous question.
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9 years ago
Nipples are supposed to be covered in Indianapolis. I don't know if that law applies to just the city or to all of Indiana. And, no, it really doesn't stop a lot of dancers.
Course, though, one time, at the strip club, I think I did swallow a Band-aid.
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9 years ago
What sort of conditions has she laid out? What sort of conditions have you laid out?
Even though the big head doesn't have much blood going to it right about now, it still might be able to evaluate the situation, even on a more-intuitive level. Do you get the feeling she might charge you $200/hour just to go to dinner? Do you think she'll try to get you to take her right to the hotel? Her hotel or yours? Does she expect a minimum standard for the hotel -- i.e., the Motel 6 in Roseville or The Marquette in downtown Minneapolis? Does she want you to spend money on her -- beer, drugs, car payments, tuition fees, and so on?
Try feeling her out while you're feeling her up.
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9 years ago
A dancer who'll say yes and not ask me for money.
Barring that, dancers.
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9 years ago
Having a bit of a Futurama flashback now, the episode with Lucy Liu robots attacking the city.
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9 years ago
My Superman #1? You really think I'd risk taking that out of the safety deposit box? It could exposed to anything from chocolate-covered fingers to random sneezes to harsh fluorescent lights! Perish the thought! Now a Web of Spider-Man #1 would be something else entirely.
Hmm. I wonder just what sort of shows the dancers could do on stage with those light sabers, community standards (kinda-sorta) permitting, of course.
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9 years ago
I prefer a little bit of small talk. It gives me an idea of the person and just how well spending some time with her might go, there at the table or in the lap dance area.
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9 years ago
Have to agree with the others -- lighting is key. Make sure you white-balance the camera first, then take some sample/practice video to see how things look. You'll probably need to bring in some extra lighting. I'm guessing you probably won't want to invest in those reflectors (I don't know what they're actually called, but they're shaped like open umbrellas), but if you set the lights to reflect off white surfaces, it could help with the overall lighting.
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9 years ago
I think I saw one of those on "Pawn Stars."
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9 years ago
GMD: "Geez, PG, my local Walmart won't even let me *in* with live animals, much less *eat* them."
I remember stories of carnie geeks eating live animals. Never seen it, never want to, but, yeah, I do remember the stories and get the reference : )
ATACDawg: Geez, do you think I should leave my comics out in the car, too? But the babes really seem to dig the light sabers. Maybe I can still bring those in and practice my Jedi mind tricks?
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9 years ago
Kentucky Fried Movie was another fun show.
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Michael Bay and his crew? Make stuff up? Not worry about accuracy or authenticity? Oh, pshaw! I checked out a couple of sites, just out of curiosity, and couldn't find it. But I did find "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" -- What The Fuck!
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary_of_U.S._Navy_slang#W
http://www.navy.com/glossary.html
http://www.ussrankin.org/terms/
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9 years ago
6) Letting dancers name their own prices in the lap-dance area or, well, hell, anywhere in the club.
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9 years ago
Red Garter in Indianapolis. Too much money for way too little contact.
PT's, also in Indianapolis. Never, ever let a dancer name her own lap-dance prices.
Club Northern, Fargo, ND. Big-city prices for what's very-low-mileage dances. Sucks that it's the only game within 100 miles.
Any club in Vegas.
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9 years ago
I prefer bed dances. A plush chair or a love seat are also pretty good. Couches I'd probably get paranoid of sinking into or losing coins and keys between the cushions.
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9 years ago
Shark, if you want to see some porn that's probably actually real, hit PornHub and search for "Naked Pizza Delivery." Some webcam girls get pizza guys to their place and do anything from show up naked at the door to sucking their cocks.
Bravo, I'm not 100% sure on the plants, only about 98-99%. It's just something that makes sense to me though.
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9 years ago
1) No lap dances/3-foot rule. Lap dances are illegal in Manitoba, hence why I avoid those clubs.
2) DJs on power trips. I remember one DJ in the Twin Cities going off on a dancer sitting with me because she was just a few seconds late getting on stage.
3) Douchebag managers. Another dancer who visited me at the same club in #2 had a major migraine going on -- her eyes literally weren't lining up; one kept wandering about -- but he wouldn't let her go home. I wound up buying her a small meal, which seemed to help a lot. Well, at least the eyes started looking in the same direction.
4) "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" I haven't the last five times we were back here. Why would I start now? Just go away. You're harshing this bed dance.
5) No Geeks Allowed. Have to say, that really hurts. Geez, what'd I ever do to Wal-Mart anyway?
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9 years ago
Of course she isn't pushing it. Playing the "damsel in distress" card, she's expecting the white knight to show up on her doorstep. Course, she won't invite him any further either.
Just tell her you don't have the cash, not after helping three other strippers with the car problems this week, and good luck in her future scams.
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9 years ago
Gawker, I have a feeling a lot of those wild and willing women in the Dancing Bear and Hardcore Party videos are probably hired and planted in the audience. That way 1) the video-makers are guaranteed some footage and 2) they could be used to basically get the ball rolling. Remember how some comedies and sit-coms that were filmed before a live audience would have "professional laughers" in the audience, people who would laugh on cue to help get the audience laughing, too? It's probably the same thing with these "reality" videos -- sex workers are hired to get the audience involved and tempted, especially after they've gotten a few drinks in them.