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8 years ago
Yes. You should have came in her hair.
Strippers love it when you mess up their hair. Just ask SW posters.
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8 years ago
I'm not heading back to VIP to spend my money on a stripper that I'm not attracted to and wouldn't like to have some kind of sex with.
So, yeah, if it's a VIP experience and I'm laying out the $ for it, then it's about extras for clubs in the D.
Just going to the club to hang out and drink beers and watch the game and titties and be teased? That's for other PL's to waste their money on IMO.
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8 years ago
That dancer has obviously never had lapdanceking82 in her club....
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8 years ago
Wait a minute. I don't come here for education, I come here for the entertainment.
Cut it out Juice!
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8 years ago
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rickthecoconutcrabOn the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
Council of Ricks?
We only have a council of Dicks on here.
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8 years ago
Juice just saw CHICKEN STRIP(per) in the title and his mind went blank.
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8 years ago
Dude go back on your meds, play some poker, eat a bag of Doritos, some King Dongs, a 12 pack of chacken fingers and a 2 liter of Pepsi and come back to the real world...
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8 years ago
If they look like this... hell yeah!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h81UOjlFmMs
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8 years ago
Nope.
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8 years ago
Remember when the Waterboy showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?
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8 years ago
Brilliant!
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8 years ago
Are you off your meds again?
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8 years ago
Jimmy has more than one girlfriend at the club.
And Blondie has more than one customer at the club.
It all evens out.
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8 years ago
Balls on an escalator. Brilliant!
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8 years ago
^^^And giggles.
It's all fun and games until someone giggles and shits.
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8 years ago
When I lived in Atlanta, a coating of snow = schools closed, businesses shut down and a raid on all the grocery stores to "ride out the storm." lol.
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8 years ago
Funny thread.
Has to be both for me. For some reason, if a girl is smoking hot but as dumb as a pile of rocks, it can be annoying to me. If she's trying to talk to me and all I hear is blah, blah, blah... it's a total turn off.
It an average looking girl can at least hold a conversation and doesn't tell me how she didn't make any money today, her car broke down, her rent is late, her mom is in town and she needs to pick her up at the bus station, on and on and on... Then I'd pick the average girl many times.
Ugly girls? They get the: "I just got here and this is my first beer" response, even when I've been sitting in the same spot for 3 hours...
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8 years ago
Don't you hate it when the Fuzz has nothing better to do than ruin a good time?
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
As soon as my bank deposits $2million into my account on accident, I'll be spending it all on a new Ford Raptor (and strippers, of course).
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8 years ago
Yes. I've had it happen.
Always seemed to happen when I used to drink a lot of Red Bull and Jager...
I guess it's true what they say about beer goggles.
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8 years ago
When Juice comments on your spelling, you've hit rock bottom...
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8 years ago
Huh. I bank with Chase and have never checked into this.
Maybe I'll make a stripper happy soon too. ;)
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8 years ago
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Next thing you know, you'all poop a WASP.
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8 years ago
That's quite the tall tale Juice.
Did you also walk to school 10 miles through chest high snow, both ways uphill?
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8 years ago
I agree GoVikings. Seems like a pretty good deal.