rickthecoconutcrab

Fuck San Jose Ape, this is a long fucking thread! Anyway, there is a poster claiming to be a goat you fuck. I don’t believe him. Now, don’t get me wrong, you’re inferior to the ricks. But the goat just seems off and I have - as a rick - concluded that you are insane but harmless to goats. I think you should engage in a calm dialog with the likely suspects for trolling you. Think about it - in your heart you know the source of trolling. And once you ID the troll, troll that fucker right back! It’s what you’ll do if you have self respect. Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

A few things Bob ape: First, I don’t know why “Mister Orange” calls himself that. I have it on good authority that he is a hairless ape, not an orangutan. So why call himself “Orange”? Bad spray tans? Who the fuck knows…just relax about him. Second, I think you will find that many hairless ape whores are not up for strangers inserting objects in their ass or pussy. I suppose you can ask and see if she’ll agree to a dildo or buttplug that is in its original packaging, but do you really think a girl is going to take a plug up her ass when it could have bee in your ass? I don’t think so! I hope this rick advice - “rickvice” as my lion bud calls it - is helpful. What am I saying? It’s rickvice so of course it is helpful! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

True dat my turtle bud. I’d also like to add that I understand where out brother from an ape mother is resisting the council’s new effort to be inclusive. The dugan just wants to remain special. I think the readers can ask themselves what is more plausible: some elaborate trolling operation masterminded by nicespice (by now well established as a non-zebra) or the existence off a council comprising the best specimens of all species. Maybe the elaborate tolling idea would be plausible if it was masterminded by zebras, but even they would find it virtually impossible to master the level of rickness in our posts. dugan my brother, just remember that no non-rick can become truly rick. The council(TM) just wants to increase the overall rickness of the world, not to raise everybody else to our level. After all, raising normal people to full rick status would be impossible. Don’t you want a little more rickness in the world? Scuttle...Scuttle...Scuttle

I prefer scuttling booths. Sexy female hairless ape gets naked and I scuttle all over her body. It’s both sexy and kind of disturbing. Scuttle scuttle!

Why is this posted in this discussion room? Don’t you damn dirty apes know that you’re getting skifredo all worked up? He obsesses about political issues because he thinks it makes him sound smart, but he’s become so invested in his character of “failed lawyer/grumpy uncle at thanksgiving” that he now believes that is who he is. This rick feels sorry for poor fredo. If only he could relax he could relax and channel his inner rick. In fact, everybody should channel their inner rick. It’s ricktastic! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!!!