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I'm just a badass suit-wearing crab that wants to joint the council of ricks. Won't you give me a vote of confidence rickdugan? As the smartest hairless ape on the planet you are surely wise enough to see what a contribution I could make.
Sincerely,
Rick (the coconut crab)
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My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart! Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2019/08/colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate/ What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy did was tell her he’d help her if…
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Since I've arrived in America I keep hearing about female hairless apes that shave their pubic hair because they don't like crabs! What is up with that? I don't see the connection between crab-lovin' and pubic hair. If anything, the…
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