rickthecoconutcrab

On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!

Joined Dec 2016

Last Seen Apr 2022

I'm just a badass suit-wearing crab that wants to joint the council of ricks. Won't you give me a vote of confidence rickdugan? As the smartest hairless ape on the planet you are surely wise enough to see what a contribution I could make.

Sincerely,

Rick (the coconut crab)

Posts

6 yrs ago

Front Room

is skibum’s real name fred?

My uncle fredthecrab was boiled when he was young. He escaped but was never quite the same. How many of you think freely learned to ski and started posting here? It would explain a lot! Scuttle!…

10 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

6 yrs ago

Front Room

The truth about Amelia Earhart can finally be told!

True story: my great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy fucked Amelia Earhart! Don’t believe me? Read the National Geographic: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/2019/08/colossal-crabs-hold-clue-amelia-earhart-fate/ What your geography magazine doesn’t tell you is that she landed on the island of the rick-crabs. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy did was tell…

27 comments - last 6 yrs ago (san_jose_guy)

8 yrs ago

Front Room

Crab lives matter!

Since I've arrived in America I keep hearing about female hairless apes that shave their pubic hair because they don't like crabs! What is up with that? I don't see the connection between crab-lovin' and…

11 comments - last 8 yrs ago (vincemichaels)

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