Comments by Corvus (page 2)

Shit, this is easy. Go to the strip club and apply for a job as a DJ, or doorman, or bouncer, or bathroom troll. What other option could there be!

Thanks for posting this Papi. I always wondered who outbid me that day!

Can't find anything wrong with Kate Upton, but she is not in the same league as Salma Hayek in my worldly view. Hayek it is..

Love it, thanks

What kind of car do you drive Debbie? Lol

Anyone know a DACA stripper?

I have to go with Madison Scott on this one

Opal, just looked at your Twitter pics. Not only do you look fine, it seems you have a great attitude. I think you will do just fine dancing in Portland. Love your tits too!

Yeah, I made a mid-day stop at the old Lamplighter years ago. Never considered going back to that dump. El Paso is a good SC town but the number of clubs is dwindling too quick for comfort.

Heather Kozar. The pictures you provided a link to do not do justice to Kozar. I remember her prime years in Playboy and she was stunningly beautiful. Hopefully she still is

Muddy, great overview of El Paso clubs. Most of these I haven't been to. Unlike you I miss the Cabaret Club. I knew exactly what to expect and always found at least one girl that fit the bill for me. Although occasionally it took a while to find her. Only visited Dreams one time and that was on a Monday or Tuesday night. Had a good time but nothing that encouraged me to return. But I can easily imagine for the right group on the right night and with enough cash a guy could have fun there. Becoming more of a fan of Red Parrot but seldom find myself nearby. But fully agree with your assessment of the place. An El Paso institution for sure. I will have to check out Xcape next time I find myself in town. Love a great day time SC visit.

Tom

I remember one girl from HiLiter who failed to respond to my text around 3 pm because she wasn't awake yet. She missed out on my money and I missed out on her in my bed.

Love Donna D'Errico, but I'm a bigger fan of Miller. Just wish she had more nude stuff available.

The year I started going to strip clubs, in January and found TUSCL, in February, I started learning what could happen and what kind of fun was available. In August of that year after some nice but not outrageous fun ITC, a fine looking blonde dancer approached me in a Tucson club and very quickly offered to provide OTC fun. I am convinced she was a working girl who used dancing as a way to find customers. Never saw her dancing again. We finally made it happen a couple of days later and while it only cost me a couple hundred bucks that time, it has ended up costing me many thousands of dollars over the intervening years. That shit gets addicting man.

I've never run into a mandatory valet parking issue but if I ever do I'll go down the road and save my cash. One time I was asked to pay for VIP parking or go park around back. Around back was over 100 feet away and it was very dark. At a club I'd never been to. Told them to forget it and I went elsewhere to spend my money. And I had a great time at the other club. Sure the hell am not giving my keys to some dumbass at a strip club.

Hayek, it's not even close IMO

Dear Reverend, you are wasting your time just smash the ignore button and get back to your life's work.

I think there is a fine line between good details and being too explicit. At least two clubs I've enjoyed greatly in the recent past have been shut down or completely changed their business model due to raids by LE. No reason to provide anymore help if avoidable. It may be difficult but be careful what you write about.

@crazyjoe, I'm sorry you didn't have as much fun as I do, but I don't remember much of anything either. I'm just glad I got my bong back. If I'm not careful my mom uses it so good thing I found her Tahoe before she did. She was pissed when I called her at four in the morning. I'm going to the gym now... Fuck, I need a drink first Lol

Nice looking lady. Never knew she posted here on TUSCL

Jenna, in her prime.

And great stories too...

26 on the front page are on my ignore list. Lots of bull shit out there from my perspective.

Menstruation, what a Bloody mess!