Who'd You Rather: Salma Hayek vs. Denise Richards
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Why wait for the most anticipated matchup of the second round? Let's kick things off in the Celebrity Bracket with what promises to be a loin-stirring contest between two 90's superbabes.
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Celebrity Bracket: Salma HAYEK vs. Denise RICHARDS
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Salma HAYEK
36C-24-36
ROUND 1: Def. Jenny McCARTHY, 27-4, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1936
PIC 2: https://www.xdressy.com/uploads/article/…
CLIP 1: (sexy dancing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJJ2foj…
CLIP 2: (kinda sexy dancing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TAL3Id…
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Many have declared Hayek the favorite to win the whole contest in addition to the most beautiful woman of our generation, but let's not get ahead of ourselves: Hayek couldn't keep anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy from getting four votes, and while she did accumulate a bracket-high 27 tallies in the first round, even Vicca in the model bracket had a larger percentage-share victory. That's not to say Hayek isn't just getting warmed up. She's definitely still hot at 52, as a viral Instagram post this week proved. But someone said of the first round, "Hype means nothing on TUSCL," and Richards was a crowd-pleaser in the opening round. This may be a tougher choice than some think.
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Denise RICHARDS
34C-24-34
ROUND 1: Def. Pamela ANDERSON, 20-8, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1918
PIC 2: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIQaTWaXgAIJ…
CLIP 1: (softcore-like mainstream scene) https://www.youporn.com/watch/8232449/de…
CLIP 2: (visible nips at the pool) https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x657b1…
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Richards may have gotten the bracket's most difficult draw: When you put her, Pamela Anderson and Hayek in the same group, you might have the three sexiest actresses of the 90's. Nonethless, Richards dispatched Anderson easily in the first round and now faces the much-hyped Hayek. It's easy to say Hayek made better life choices, including not starring in one of the worst of the Bond movies and marrying one of the world's richest men instead of Charlie Sheen. But we're not judging life choices, we're playing "Who'd You Rather" when it comes to these women in their prime, which is likely "Wild Things" for Richards. No one will argue with picking Richards in her prime. Not one bit.
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It's the only matchup of the second round between two competitors who had no 'Neither' votes in their first-round matchups. They were two of the top-three vote-getters in the first round, too. If we had them solve this battle by jello wrestling, we could put it on pay-per-view and make hundreds of millions. But instead of that, you guys get to decide. What a privilege you get being on TUSCL, no?
Let the battle begin!
HAYEK
or RICHARDS
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Celebrity Bracket: Salma HAYEK vs. Denise RICHARDS
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Salma HAYEK
36C-24-36
ROUND 1: Def. Jenny McCARTHY, 27-4, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1936
PIC 2: https://www.xdressy.com/uploads/article/…
CLIP 1: (sexy dancing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJJ2foj…
CLIP 2: (kinda sexy dancing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TAL3Id…
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Many have declared Hayek the favorite to win the whole contest in addition to the most beautiful woman of our generation, but let's not get ahead of ourselves: Hayek couldn't keep anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy from getting four votes, and while she did accumulate a bracket-high 27 tallies in the first round, even Vicca in the model bracket had a larger percentage-share victory. That's not to say Hayek isn't just getting warmed up. She's definitely still hot at 52, as a viral Instagram post this week proved. But someone said of the first round, "Hype means nothing on TUSCL," and Richards was a crowd-pleaser in the opening round. This may be a tougher choice than some think.
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Denise RICHARDS
34C-24-34
ROUND 1: Def. Pamela ANDERSON, 20-8, https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
PIC 1: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1918
PIC 2: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIQaTWaXgAIJ…
CLIP 1: (softcore-like mainstream scene) https://www.youporn.com/watch/8232449/de…
CLIP 2: (visible nips at the pool) https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x657b1…
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Richards may have gotten the bracket's most difficult draw: When you put her, Pamela Anderson and Hayek in the same group, you might have the three sexiest actresses of the 90's. Nonethless, Richards dispatched Anderson easily in the first round and now faces the much-hyped Hayek. It's easy to say Hayek made better life choices, including not starring in one of the worst of the Bond movies and marrying one of the world's richest men instead of Charlie Sheen. But we're not judging life choices, we're playing "Who'd You Rather" when it comes to these women in their prime, which is likely "Wild Things" for Richards. No one will argue with picking Richards in her prime. Not one bit.
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It's the only matchup of the second round between two competitors who had no 'Neither' votes in their first-round matchups. They were two of the top-three vote-getters in the first round, too. If we had them solve this battle by jello wrestling, we could put it on pay-per-view and make hundreds of millions. But instead of that, you guys get to decide. What a privilege you get being on TUSCL, no?
Let the battle begin!
HAYEK
or RICHARDS
52 comments
Richards wins most matchups but not this one in my book.
Peak Denise Richards was a hottie for sure, and her goodies locked down an all time monger. But Salma plateaued as a permanent hottie to go with her HOF status as an international trophy wife.
Hayek
Salma Hayek, hands down! 😛😍🥰
Prefer Hayek and her natural bod
Donna D'ERRICO
Carmen ELECTRA
Marisa MILLER
Rebecca ROMIJN
Kiana TOM
Kate UPTON
You can put them in just about any order and not go wrong.
Always liked both of those two. So maybe have to divide into odd nights and even nights.
:) :) :)
SJG
http://www.beautyelife.com/wp-content/up…
SJG
SJG
A refresher course on a few things about the "Who'd You Rather" game:
1. We are evaluating the women at the finest they've been in their lives, whatever you consider that to be.
Maybe they've gained weight, lost weight or changed their boobs. That's valid to discuss, no doubt. But still, vote based on what you consider them to have been when they were at their best. This was particularly important with, say, Jenna Jameson, who's gone downhill quite a bit since her prime.
Conversation about body changes isn't necessarily immaterial, but it shouldn't be what you're basing your vote off of. This is about creating a timeless fantasy, not dealing with realities. I fear we lose sight of that when we start getting into discussion about who's done what.
2. In the first round, we gave you the option to say 'Neither' if neither of the ladies flipped your lid and you actually wouldn't rather with either one. However, since we've moved onto the second round, we've removed that option.
3. 'Both' has never been an option, as it would be what everyone picks all the time and would destroy any point of the bracket, not to mention, it creates a bunch of immaterial and useless comments I have to account for separately when reconciling vote counts.
Yes, we'd have an orgy with all 64 girls at once if we could. That gives us zero data whatsoever as to who, and moreso what, we consider "hotter," which IS the point. The choice is difficult and you can only choose one. It's supposed to be difficult. That's both the fun and the point.
I don't like being the wet blanket, but I also feel the need to curate this a little to keep things from going off the rails. I mean, yeah, I expect trolls and whatnot here and there. It is TUSCL after all. But you guys have been really good about playing the game thus far and I think it's drawn enough interest that we want to see it played to completion now.
I know this is imperfect and that popular threads create conversation. Without a better way to vote than just message board posts, it will be imperfect. But try and understand the point and not derail things from that. All I ask.
Thanks.
If anything, that keeps the voting thread more clear so I don't have to try and figure out who's got multiple comments, who's truly voting and who's just discussing, etc.
Some of it is my want for clear logistics. 'Tis all.
Loco on Ice admitted that he had fucked them both (but he was the caboose on a very long train that he and 83 other hoods ran on Denise - so he only got very sloppy 83rds), but overall he wasn’t too impressed with either one of them because of their grotesque lack of ink.
I also consulted with SJG who claimed to have dated both ladies but refused to fuck them because he felt their commercial appeal and excessive wealth were an affront to his sense of taste, decency and balance in the world. And to top it all, they both refused to blow him in the backseat of his luxurious Prius while he pontificated about Gnosticism and Kale enemas.
I never had the gumption to argue with experts.
I will file one more vote for Hayek.
HAYEK: 28
RICHARDS: 9
̶B̶o̶t̶h̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶o̶f̶:̶ ̶5̶ [sigh]
̶B̶r̶a̶c̶k̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶a̶l̶k̶:̶ ̶3̶
̶S̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶:̶ ̶3̶
̶R̶i̶c̶h̶a̶r̶d̶s̶'̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶b̶s̶:̶ ̶2̶
̶H̶a̶y̶e̶k̶'̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶l̶m̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶e̶r̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶H̶a̶y̶e̶k̶'̶s̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶b̶s̶:̶ ̶1̶
̶R̶a̶m̶b̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶t̶e̶r̶-̶o̶n̶-̶p̶o̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶:̶ ̶1̶
Hayek not only wins but breaks her own mark for top number of votes in a matchup (27 from the first round). The 37 overall votes equals Michaels/Jameson for largest turnout. The 19-vote win is the third-largest margin of victory thus far behind Hayek over McCarthy (23) and Nikki Fritz over Sara Suzanne Brown (20), both in the first round. The next-highest is Vicca over Kelly Trump, also in the first round, at 16. Hayek may not be invincible, but she has certainly been impressive.
I'm going to hold off on a new poll because it's late and I'm tired. We'll probably post one tomorrow night.