Who'd You Rather: Salma Hayek vs. Denise Richards
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Wednesday, October 16, 2019 7:37 PM
Why wait for the most anticipated matchup of the second round? Let's kick things off in the Celebrity Bracket with what promises to be a loin-stirring contest between two 90's superbabes.
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Celebrity Bracket: Salma HAYEK vs. Denise RICHARDS
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Salma HAYEK
36C-24-36
ROUND 1: Def. Jenny McCARTHY, 27-4, [view link]
PIC 1: [view link]
PIC 2: [view link]
CLIP 1: (sexy dancing) [view link]
CLIP 2: (kinda sexy dancing) [view link]
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Many have declared Hayek the favorite to win the whole contest in addition to the most beautiful woman of our generation, but let's not get ahead of ourselves: Hayek couldn't keep anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy from getting four votes, and while she did accumulate a bracket-high 27 tallies in the first round, even Vicca in the model bracket had a larger percentage-share victory. That's not to say Hayek isn't just getting warmed up. She's definitely still hot at 52, as a viral Instagram post this week proved. But someone said of the first round, "Hype means nothing on TUSCL," and Richards was a crowd-pleaser in the opening round. This may be a tougher choice than some think.
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Denise RICHARDS
34C-24-34
ROUND 1: Def. Pamela ANDERSON, 20-8, [view link]
PIC 1: [view link]
PIC 2: [view link]
CLIP 1: (softcore-like mainstream scene) [view link]
CLIP 2: (visible nips at the pool) [view link]
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Richards may have gotten the bracket's most difficult draw: When you put her, Pamela Anderson and Hayek in the same group, you might have the three sexiest actresses of the 90's. Nonethless, Richards dispatched Anderson easily in the first round and now faces the much-hyped Hayek. It's easy to say Hayek made better life choices, including not starring in one of the worst of the Bond movies and marrying one of the world's richest men instead of Charlie Sheen. But we're not judging life choices, we're playing "Who'd You Rather" when it comes to these women in their prime, which is likely "Wild Things" for Richards. No one will argue with picking Richards in her prime. Not one bit.
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It's the only matchup of the second round between two competitors who had no 'Neither' votes in their first-round matchups. They were two of the top-three vote-getters in the first round, too. If we had them solve this battle by jello wrestling, we could put it on pay-per-view and make hundreds of millions. But instead of that, you guys get to decide. What a privilege you get being on TUSCL, no?
Let the battle begin!
HAYEK
or RICHARDS
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