Comments by woodstock (page 3)

Go to the bar of the W hotel of the town you're in...

Does it count as an LDK if they are on the table and you then use them to wipe up?

Ghost, yeah there comes a point at which cars are more art than cars.

Hey Paul, did you buy an Italian car or an American car? Did you find that dancers were paying you more/different attention than when you show up in your beater?

Yes, I've been offered a free dance at, of all places, Palazio. Slim, good-looking AA dancer. I accepted and she provided a great dance. I then got another two, paid her $40, and we parted ways. As I remember, it was right at the end of her shift. Her question certainly got my attention, so the gambit worked for us both.

It's easy to imagine a NiceSpice RealDoll. No doubt more expensive than a non-spicy one.

Nicole, what two famous strip clubs have you been to that don't have VIP?

#648 -- a classic

@Nicole, is that your younger sister or your older sister?

@Papi, check Costco Travel. They have some amazing deals.

Shot of Deep Eddy Lemon.

@george, how many mating positions did she get you into?

@KCslam, I am sure all that evidence is still splattered all over Chicas Bonita's...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T71ibcZAX3I

I just continue to use AskJeeves.

Papi, I imagine he's a strip club manager.

What year is it that you'll graduate? I'll pencil it in on my calendar.

And, given that it's opening weekend for the club, I would guess much closer to the higher end of Spice's range, if not higher.

When you ask the stripper sitting on your lap what kind of music she likes dancing to, and she says, "I love the oldies, from the '80s!"

If, as Heidi says in the article, temples/churches were still offering sexual satisfaction, I might find a way to make it into church once a week...

According to police reports, it was $100 bill.

Can't we all just get a long handy?

Welder. Never verified.

Hey Papi, look for a Peet's Coffee in your area.

Yes, I'm in Texas.