Stripping in the bathroom?

Your boxers on the table must have made an interesting conversation piece.

Dammit Dr evil you just word for word posted what I was typing lol

Look, a handy wipe up cloth. Or, whatever

Does it count as an LDK if they are on the table and you then use them to wipe up?

Is gsteph short for "Graham Stephen"

Lol at this. The balls on some of you haha

LOL @PaulDrake that's some next level PL shit right thurr, yessir. Another option would be to adjust your underwear and pull your junk, balls included, through your boxer's pee hole and just have that be commando.

Never did it myself but I also have my own LDK underwear that is just as good as commando. I always go into a club under the assumption I'm gonna LDK.

I usually just wear them on my head like a bandana

LOL Papi_Chulo don't confuse a jizz rag with a do rag.

You could've walked to your car and left them in the car

Nah. PD made a statement and good for him.

What did you do when they stuck to the table?

I hope you folded them so the skid marks didn’t show. ;)

How did you explain the skid marks?

You're not alone, I've done this.

I'll have to find some underoos and try this

I follow the camp of SIRLAPDANCEALOT. I alway make sure junk is outside the opening, but available to mop up the mess should a mess happen. I have yet to have a major mess happen even though the last dancer I played with had to make a costume change due to a bit of pre-CUM staining on her shear black stocking glove outfit thingy.

Should have given them to the dancer with a tip. Sort of like when a dancer give you her bra or panties.

So FLF posed a discussion question after this particular question was posted and I'm sorry for my cross posting contamination. Paul Drake is a Big League Player. I'm not impressed with a pre=trip decision to go "commando or not. I am impressed by PD's adaptability to the club rwality and his real time bravado! I might have to borrow that move, which makes me a Big League Wannabe!

Should this move be called a "PD"?

PD = Pathetic Drake?

I keed, I keed!

Gangsta!

You should've asked the bouncer to hold them for you

^Or the toilet troll. Then he would've really earned his $1

There's always the side-saddle approach where you take one leg out and wear the boxers scrunched on the remaining leg.... Might actually be useful to create a faux-package inflation.

I’m assuming this is a different club than the one you brought your nicer car to?

Nope, it was bucks for both of them!

Haha, you seem to be getting quite the perks.

Secondary only to a black card.

the next step is bare ass naked.

(which i’ve done in tj.)

^ Care to elaborate?

I had a HJ while sitting at one of the booths in Hong Kong, but I was wearing shorts, commando. Bare ass naked in the bar area?

I enjoyed a nice BJ upstairs in a booth at HK about a year ago, daytime probably on a Sunday. Does that count?

Should have put it on your pocket like a “dew rag”

That takes balls. Definitely an advanced clubbing move. I’m impressed with your choices in that club.