Comments by woodstock (page 4)

^@stripfighter -- or resolve it the PL-sanctioned old-fashioned way, in a cabana.

Hey @Spice, so what topic did you end up picking?

Candidate inquiry questions, in no particular order: * Are humans causing climate change? * Is @founder the best web site owner in the world? * Should prostitution/weed be legalized, regulated, and taxed? * Does the Oxford comma serve a useful purpose, other than something to argue about while sipping martinis? * Has banning smoking in restaurants/bars helped those establishments? * Will an abundance of self-driving car services increase the amount of teenage sex?

I don't mind having two separate boards; that's why browser tabs were invented. I find that I tend to read VIP board more often, simply because the s/n ratio is higher.

I went to the Yellow Rose on Tuesday for lunch, and none of the regular dancers were on shift, with one exception. My CF was absent. Several new (one week in at that club) dancers were there, but the dancer count only had gotten up to 8 by the time I left. So, I guess most of the dancers made out well and were taking a break/resting up. I might swing by Thursday and see if things have picked back up to normal. I, too, am curious about SB weekend and will ask how they did.

Papi and shadow, thanks for the heads-up. And Papi, based on your and shadow's reviews and comments, I imagine what I'm looking for is Follies, but seems like it would be quite a trek from the airport, especially given the weather that's arriving in the area. (Below freezing in Columbus on Wednesday? Aiyah!)

@RTP, and here I thought the extras at Follies were some of the lowest in the country...

Since you are close, give Yellow Rose a try, and let us know what you find. I've had takeout offers from there. Spice is right that your other two choices in town should be P10 North and LS. Have fun, and brace yourself for the cold front swooping in this weekend.

Spice, I have written several reviews here, just not in a while. Several club visits are well overdue for a review, though, fer sher. And shadowcat is correct; the only way for trolls to go away is to utterly ignore them. Sadly, it can take a while.

In no particular order: lopaw Papi April9424 wallanon georgemicrodong

@Johny5, you've simply been going to the wrong clubs. But Texas is a big place; which clubs have you been going to?

Nicole, which Austin clubs have you been to this month? Or are you back up in Dallas, now?

Of course April's picture is sexy AF, Spice. She just can't help having sexy pictures, since she is sexy AF. Oh, and Spice, you're sext, yourself.

Nicole, which club did you make it out to, or did the Uber surge cause you to stay in?

Yes, Nicole, I can easily see you dating a TUSCL man: san_jose_guy.

@shadow, I figured you'd have a roster of OTC girls you've pulled out of Follies, by now. Or do you want to start fresh?

Will there be a room called Under the Bridge, where the trolls are?

And don't do what some old PLs advocate; there really is no need to warm up your dancer with a front-room make out session. Just go directly to VIP, once you have selected your dancer.

So, Nicole, when you're feeling especially sexy, do you ever masturbate? Do you own any sex toys?

When I look at the Rorschach stripper test, I see... A clit!

Hey @jackslash, that sounds like a Dylan line.

We've had several; you haven't attended. How are classes this semester, Nicole?

Smashing the Sandra'n'spice like button!

Spice, worked out for the best that you were in Austin on Thursday night/Friday morning.

I can say from very recent personal experience that Spice is quite delightful in person. We were too busy during our front room makeout session to get any pics, though. Juice, happy birthday, man! Yes, it's always a pleasure to meet fellow TUSCLers.