Comments by dtek (page 7)

I have ... distinctive ... eyebrows. Both wives and my daughters think they look awful. Every stripper who's ever commented on them says they're fantastic. On the other hand I've had civilian girls stop me at the mall and compliment me on them. On the third hand one stripper who I've known for years admitted to me a while ago that she didn't like them when she first met me but had complimented me on them as a way of trying to rope me in. I generally figure any compliment I get from a pretty girl less than half my age is to be taken with a huge grain of salt.

I use Verizon. I'm able to send MMS to my Google Voice number but they don't show up in the regular messaging app. To receive them on my phone I had to set up Google Hangouts. As samsung1 said, they also show up in the Gmail account associated with your voice number.

Interesting. I just tried sending an MMS to my Google Voice number. Nothing showed up in my phone's regular messaging app (where I normally receive messages) but the message with pictures showed up in my Gmail account. I also received a notification on the Google Voice app that just says "MMS Received." I looks like there's some sort of support for MMS in Google Voice but (as is usual for Google's software) support is incomplete.

“... that you actually had to know how to dance ...” Reminds me of the time my now ex wife wanted to visit a strip club to see what they're like. At the end of the evening, as we were driving away, she turned to me and said, "You know, they're not *really* dancing." I told her I thought she was missing the point. ;)

She probably doesn't kiss all her customers that way. At the same time, you're probably not the only customer she kisses that way.

I don't mind when a girl I'm sitting with asks for a drink. Sometimes I'll even offer first. If I feel like I'm being pushed to buy too many drinks I'll say I'd rather give my money to the girls than to the bar (the girls don't get a cut in any of the places I go to). There was one bartender a while back who would repeatedly ask the customers if they'd "like to buy the pretty lady a drink." Eventually I asked her why she never asked the girls if they'd like to buy the handsome customer a drink? She stopped pushing drinks (at least to me) after that.

I know a handful of dancers who are in relationships with decent guys (I know the guys too) who they're not supporting financially. But I know more dancers who are either supporting their guy or who are with guys who are abusive . Too often, it's both.

How about this promo?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D01lfk9Oc4Q There was a series of these commercials that ran on late night television (along with the Girls Gone Wild commercials).

Every woman who's had a baby has pushed something bigger than that through her vagina.

I've know girls who like to be choked during a lap dance. Also several who like to have their arms held behind their backs or ankles pulled up against the backs of their thighs while straddling me. And then there was the time I hog-tied a girl in the VIP before she "danced" in my lap.

Have gotten coffee there. It sucked. She didn't.

@rockstar666 - "But they don't seem to post on SW, at least when I was there." Sometimes they do post on SW. But those are immediately shouted down or banned by the group-mind.

My guess is she'll be hearing from the IRS very soon now.

Yep. They've been around here for 10-20 years. Shortly after they started going in one suburb got caught shortening the yellow light time at camera equipped intersections. "Promoting safety" my ass!

@Papi_Chulo In Oregon, alcohol cannot be served by anyone under 21. At a restaurant your food server may be under 21, but if you order alcohol it will be served by someone who is over 21. Yeah, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission is run by a bunch of nannies. I know one bartender who got a $500 fine for failing to card a 50 year old OLCC agent. The same commission is going to be setting up and enforcing Oregon's recreational marijuana rules. :(

The fact that the Club Rouge underage area looks like a jail cell is club specific. That under 21 dancers cannot mingle with the crowd is an Oregon Liquor Control Commission rule. It applies to all Oregon strip clubs that serve liquor. Some clubs just won't hire under age dancers. Some have a designated area where the under 21 girls have to go when not on stage or doing a lap dance. In theory, the under 21 girls aren't supposed to be in the areas where liquor is served except when dancing (lap or stage). Club Rouge's "jail" is the stage set aside for the "jail-bait." Non-alcoholic clubs can allow all dancers full access to the club and its customers,and customers do not have to be 21 to get into a non-alcoholic club.

Pistol beats pint glasses, that's for sure. There's a dancer I know who recently let me in on the fact that she's always carrying. Fortunately she doesn't drink, at least not at work.

I heard Wayne Newton's rendition of "Danke Schoen" last night. Was really weird. The girl I was sitting with didn't believe it was a guy singing it.

@rockstar666 I believed that about my ATF for a long time too.

Cute, young, natural (does that mean no tattoos? If so your options are VERY limited) white girls (plenty of those in Portland) giving two way contact dances. Got it. The problem is that the girls who offer full contact tend not to be the girls who match the physical description of what you want. Also, the dance booths in most of the Portland clubs that have the kinds of girls you're looking for are pretty open or monitored by camera, limiting what you and the dancer can do. I don't hang out at the downtown clubs but I know full contact is available at Spyce. The girls there might also fit your physical requirements. I know for a fact that full contact is available at DV8 and Rose City. They're sister clubs and have booths with opaque curtains. I've seen cameras in the booths in both clubs but they didn't seem to inhibit the girls. Casa Diablo and Black Cauldron are sister clubs with a reputation for high contact dances, but I've not spent enough time in either to make a recommendation. Also, the girls in those two clubs tend toward heavily inked. Full contact is available at Cabaret II but not from all dancers. There are some cute young natural white girls there, but the closer they are to that description the less likely they are to allow full contact. Contrary to its reputation extras are available in Portland, but it's different from what I typically read other cities are like. I think I've only been offered extras the first time I met a girl two times in the past several years. To get extras in this city it really helps to be known around the club and to have known the girl for a while. I have known many girls who offer only limited contact on the first dance but who eventually offer everything I could ask for. Remember, in Portland even the junkie strippers expect to be treated like a lady (at least they do if they're attractive).

I used to know a dancer whose brother died of some degenerative disease when he was young. She always paid special attention to any disabled guy who came into the club whether they bought dances or tipped her on stage or not.

Hey that's my favorite club! These guys lost their lottery machines a few years back for similar shenanigans, and the ownership of record for the club keeps changing from family member to family member. I wonder if the club will be able to stay open.

Looks like it's been replaced with a "find clubs near me now" feature. This is useful in some situations, but significantly less useful for planning purposes or if you're on a VPN or other IP redirecting service that gives TUSCL an IP address that's not located where you physically are.

I will say, though, that the fat girls sell a surprising number of dances at some of the local dives. There's a reason a certain shock jock used to call this town "Porkland."

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