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Ellie May Clampit

crazyjoe
Colorado
I watched Beverly Hillbillies the movie last nite. I think Ellie May is hooooot. Blonde hair and huge boobs. She looks a lot like my first huge teenage crush.

Anyway, do you remember the part where Ellie May wrestles the captain of the wrestling team and throws him all over the mat? How many of you would mind getting thrown around by her like that? I would love it.

When I was younger I always dreamed of wrestling my huge crush so I could "accidentally" feel lucious boob or hope for a wardrobe malfunctioon!

Would you get dances from Ellie May if you saw her in a club? Or would you challenge her to an otc wrestling match? I would do both

14 comments

  • SnackBox69
    11 years ago
    I used to wrestle in school i would get lined up with astroglide and ball sweat...I would get such the wood... I went 54-0 in school
  • rockstar666
    11 years ago
    Donna Douglas is a VERY religious, born again Christian. I would not think a lapper from her would be any mileage at all. Pass.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    What kind of school did you wrestle for, Division 1Gay?
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Very religious = very naughty. She just may not know it yet
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    My old crush was VERY religious but she is a dancer somewhere in Florida now
  • pabloantonio
    11 years ago
    I loved Elle May.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Let's go skinny dippin' in the seee-ment pond. Ye-haw
  • rockstar666
    11 years ago
    I agree Catholic girls really explode...I never had a born again girl because frankly I'm turned off by that whole mindset.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    I worked at a high school many years ago and a tall slim 16 year old girl with long blonde hair tried out for the school's wrestling team. She competed in the 108 lb. class and had a very good season, winning more than losing. Many of her opponents (all male) would get thrown off when she would grab their privates and occasionally would flinch when they'd grab hers. John Stoessal came to the school with a film crew and did a feature on her. I'll never forget the interview with a boy that she beat. He said "I didn't lose to a girl. I lost to an athlete."
  • MrDeuce
    11 years ago
    Donna Douglas played Elly May in the Beverly Hillbillies TV show, but Elly May in the *movie* (1993) was played by Erika Eleniak, whose big fake naked titties graced "Under Siege" and "Chasers" in that same era. Ah, mammaries!
  • zipman68
    11 years ago
    You know...Ellie May Clampit would be a great pornstar name. Fuck yeah!

    www.youporn.com/watch/8626559/not-the-be…
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    That's the one MeDeuce
  • grand1511
    11 years ago
    I've always been more of a Ginger man myself.
  • Chili Palmer
    11 years ago
    One of my guys did work at her house in OC years ago. She's absolutely batshit crazy born again and the years have not been kind.

    /sigh

    CP
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