Comments by grand1511 (page 60)

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    11 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    EVER HAD ONE OF THESE TYPE LAPDANCES?
    Splooge on the pants is the number-one reason newspapers won't go extinct. Always grab one on my way out of the club and carry in just the right position to cover up evidence of that day's accomplishment.
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    11 years ago
    Buying dancer's panties
    Seems like riight in the price range I've seen on the Internet for such purchases.
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    11 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    OT: Hunting
    Can you snype hunt on Skype?
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    TUSCLing ... Desktop; Laptop; Tablet; or Smart Phone ?
    Tablet
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    11 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    Crabs?
    I've caught a few lobsters.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Blond strippers
    Back in the 70s tube tops were all the rage in women's summer ware. MLB teams had promotions to give away tube tops to women as a special promotion. They did not take into account the double meanings of Minnesota ones saying "Twins" & the SF ones saying "Giants"!!!!!!
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    11 years ago
    Band-Aid on dancer's ass
    Probably a shaving accident
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    11 years ago
    Extra's BJ to FS
    Salt Lake City is absolutely wild
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    11 years ago
    What does "dancer mileage" mean ie high mileage low mileage
    Prius model dancers get a lot better mileage than Cadillac model dancers.
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    If u can't beat um join um
    Dang ibb, you beat me to the punch
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    11 years ago
    Paradise Portfolios & Plush Bikini Contest
    Meh
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    11 years ago
    Madonna-Whore Complex
    I've met plenty of whores at clubs, but never Madonna.
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    11 years ago
    Am I right to be kind of offended?
    Move on, there are 20 new younger girls ready to replace those two from your memory bank.
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Drunken Stripper Stories
    Used to have a little spinner fave who couldn't have been much over the legal drinking age and she was always wasted on her shift....but just sober enough to give a good grind. One night, however, she went too far over that line. Got some okay dances from her that night. Spent a little more time in the club and as I was leaving, was blocked from getting to the door by a crowd of people. They were all standing over her collapsed body. She fell, hit her head on a counter and was gushing blood from her forehead. A lot of guys were laughing.about it, but it was kinda sad. Never saw her back at the club after that, either.
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Major Turn-off
    M Nestor clubs are all non-smoking, which I enjoy as a non-smoker. The tricky thing now is when a dancer asks if you would like to step outside with her while she has a smoke. I've done this a few times, but quit accepting the offer after the last couple trips out to the smoking area included other dancers out there smoking without customers. just felt really awkward.
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    11 years ago
    Block-of-time VIP Rooms
    My facpve club has 15- & 30-minute options in the private upstairs VIP. Inavariably the bouncer comes up 2-4 minutes early before the end of the block of time. Never think to call him on it until I get downstairs and check the time. The guy is cool in every other way. Hate to make a big stink about it, but it is gouging. Any suggestions?
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    11 years ago
    i just love cum
    $5 BBBJ = Walmart quality effort. I'll spend the extra cash to upgrade o Tiffany's caliber quality for anywhere I'm putting my dick.
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    11 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Work Perks
    Don't all these good looking pharmaceuticals saleswomen diminish the market for Viagra?
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Should have setteled for alap dance
    "jiggle joint" ..... never have that reference to a club before
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    11 years ago
    For Bullwinkle and the other Asian Fetishists
    How'd they fit that whole band in a bird cage?
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    11 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Lunch
    Should have saved this for Penthouse Letters.
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    11 years ago
    MI_Wolf
    Texas
    Looking for a dancer - Naomi
    Yeah, the one planning to go to Vegas....I know her.
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    11 years ago
    Candyman sad
    Ignore this poster at all costs and maybe he will just drift away.